Stewart Pinkerton said:

Sounds dreadful. Were they designed by "some bloke with a
moustache"?

The designer almost certainly sported a moustache.

And apparently left some of it on the CD cleaner.

LOL! :-)

Any joke at the expense of the wogs sends Pinkie over the edge.

What, you think that only 'wogs' have moustaches?

Pukey, have you met "Powell"? Powell, Pukey's employer needs your
special input.

You really are losing it, Gorge.

As opposed to you, who hasn't "lost" it? ;-)