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Date: Sat, 11 Sep 2004 22:23:55 GMT
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On 2004-09-11 (ACPOKER5) said:
HELLO, MY NAME IS MARIO NICKNAME ACPOKER, I WOULD LIKE TO START BY
causing the usenet bonehead reply form to come out of hiding one more
time.
HOWever I"ll have to look at the headers and see if you're really
stupid enough to do this from aol. Happy answering complaints to your
abuse department. Maybe you'll have to whip out your plastic and sign
up with another isp when the smoke clears.
the article for which this is a response is so lame it doesn't deserve
original thinking.
HOwever, you are so annoying that a response is warranted. THerefore this
form shall be the only response. DO not bother to reply via eamail.
When/if you reappear as someone with a clue and a brain maybe I will attempt
to carry on intelligent discourse with you.

Dear:
[ Clueless Newbie
[ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too"-er
[] Inconsiderate poster
[x] Spammer
[ ] Dumbass
[ ] Racist
[ ] Expert on everything (EOE)
[ ] Flamethrower
[] News Groupie

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[x] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You posted a picture (binary) in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY
news group (HTML is considered a binary)
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously
for the last year and a half
[x] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and
posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than
in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
discussion
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] You posted the same text multiple times
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[] You posted "upside down" by just adding your comments to the
top of the previous post
[] You seem to dumb to learn to trim your posts
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL
CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[] You posted a 1 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted text
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You gave bad or dangerous advice
[] You crossposted to unrelated newsgroups

To Repent, You Must:

[] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
[] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can get an
idea about what is discussed here
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[x] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Give up your WebTV account
[] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Post to alt.test
[ ] Print your home phone number and address in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Learn to format your posts properly so we can read them
[ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the Usenet
[] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
[x] All of the above
NOt best regards

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity