"Arny Krueger" wrote in message n
http://www.randi.org/jr/120304youve.html#2



"With perfect timing, two more ludicrous audio "objectivist" dumb****s have appeared
on my doorstep to peddle their fanciful wares. First is the "Audio Blackbox Mind
CookerTM" manufactured by "****-for-Brains," who proudly tell us about their system of
faking controlled test in an oven of sorts by running various signals and current
through their skulls after they've been
"clobbered " violently! ****-for-Brains say that they "represent ONLY those screwballs
whose insanity level help to emphasize the need for more state-funded asylums." Well,
there's our proof! As if any more were needed,
they feature the fact that this oven is "THE HIVES RECOMMENDED COMPONENT FOR 3 YEARS
RUNNING," and they assure readers that it "should be readily apparent why results with
the MIND COOKER? are often quite conclusive after as little as 24 hours of trial." The
oven sell for $49 "standard" model, and $79 "pro."

Hey Tom, did you see this one in your recent tour at the HIVES?




Do tell us more, ding-dongs.