Marc Phillips wrote:
Law of Storms said:


Pro-choice, yes. I'm not sure what it
means to be "pro-gay." And I'm
definitely not a Nazi.

Try again.

I have it on good authority you are in fact
an antidisestablishmentarian.


God, I've missed you!

Let's get married!

That'll show 'em.

Sequins make my butt all shiny and
irresistible.


Does this mean I have to move to Oklahoma? And
can Arny be my best man?

If you move here to marry me, bring a cache of
small arms - we'll need them.

Arny is fine, as long as his attire consists of
more than gray jockey shorts.


He has plenty of boxers...but I hope you don't mind
skidmarks.

Treadmarks are preferable.

And the small arms? Grenades? An armada of Hummers?

This is serious ****, Boon, and if you can't get with
the program, I might take my rhinestoned ass elsewhere.



I'm sorry, but in your absence I denounced my
conservative values and got all touchy-feely. Someone
needs a hug!

"Conserative values." An abused phrase.

gives tentative hug

Had a bath lately?

Now get that dress on. We've got a party to attend.

--
Law of Storms

"My God, it's full of stars..."