The Devil said:

The lefties get over there, the nuts get over there.

And Mikey, you go down the middle.

A man, obviously drunk as hell, steps onto the bus.
He gets to sit opposite a rather ugly woman.
"Woman", he says in a warbly voice, "you're (hic) as ugly as
Frankenstein".
"Sir, you're drunk!" replies the shocked woman.
"I know", says the drunkard, "but that'll be over tomorrow."

--
Sander de Waal
" SOA of a KT88? Sufficient. "