Bruce J. Richman wrote:
George M. Middius wrote:



Sluttella said:


Any job for me ?

There are two openings.
1) toting $3,000 amps upand down the stairs
2) Assistant Plagiarizer

No problem, as long it is not Middius' ass-licker. :-)

Before I consider your application, send me a recent photo and test
results. Also, you can't wear a tongue-condom if you want full pay.

Before to go further in impossible dreams you should re-read my post.

P.S : you can pour a little fresh water on your nescent weak erection,
or continue to type with one hand only.


His job options are limited by the following disqualifications he possesses:
(1) extremely low IQ
(2) dazed & bewildered facial expressions
(3) long-term job as village idiot
(4) tendencies to imitate Pinocchio (a lying puppet) while worshipping
puppeteers in Detroit & North Florida
(5) afflicted with verbal diarrhea & factual constipation
(6) card-carrying member of Hamas Support Group & Sheik Yassin Fan Club
(7) unable to stand erect because of constant requests to "bend over and assume
the position" (followed by requests of "may I have anotherr?"
(8) chronic delusions of competence and sanity

No problem for me Doc... If you are intelligent, your daily
contributions prove us that it is not the certitude of happiness...


Bruce J. Richman
Limited Psychologist