The Devil wrote:
On 04 Oct 2004 17:48:18 GMT, (Bruce J. Richman)
wrote:
Howierd should have a different quote everyday because, unfortunately, for
most
Alzheimer's sufferers, every day is a new day.
What are you saying? Every day is a new day for me too. And I'm not
aware of having any form of dementia. At least, none that I don't
fully command.
That's good. For Hwierd, unfortunately, the level of awareness of *anything*
factual is pretty low. His new days are the same as his old ones - ad nauseam.
(But he doesn't know it).
Carbon paper is indeed useful for copying the work of others, Howierd will
note
(during brief periods of awareness).
The tricky bit is getting it into other people's typewriters. And
since no one uses typewriters any more, it's even trickier.
I thought of that true. Howie probably just places the carbon paper underneath
the work of others he's swiped from the Internet and then presses down hard
with a dough roller (like for making cakes) and hopes the pressure will
transfer to a blank piece of paper underneath.
There
could be a few seat-of-the-pants spy stories in there. With Howie's
technical incompetence, how many laser printer drums have been ****ed
up? How many monitors smashed on the floor as Howie tries to get a
carriage return? Gripping stuff.
That's what happens when he performs his double blind, double deaf tests.
--
td
Bruce J. Richman