Devil,

We need another operatory-dungeon. We have new company in need of my
services!!

Yes, this morning a cute little Islamic fundamentalist came knocking. He
is a nice fellow, he hung up his bomb belt and removed his shoes by the
front door. He is in need of my "special" services. I must admit I am
drooling to get started!! He has asked for some special exploding
dental implants. I must get started!! So I must cancel your afternoon
appointment.

Sincerely, Doktor Kernith D.L.I.D. inc.