"The Milkman" wrote in message
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Howard Ferstler wrote:

The following is a draft of an article I published a while
back in The Sensible Sound (issue 92).

Who wrote it?

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I Deliver.

I defy you to find any source, anywhere, written by anyone
else, that says what I said in that draft.

Somebody is saying that the 'references' section of your novels can
take up to 50% of the entire contents!

Did you read it at all?

Oh.. is it meant to be read?

What is it.. a horror story?

The price of these so-called books are coming down to a level where it
might be worth buying one just to throw it away, or defecate on it ;-)
One went on Ebay a while back for 50c.

I couldn't find any previous listings. There are four unsold
and unbid current listings. These specs (of his Home
Theater Companion book) are interesting:

Size
Height: 9.5 in.
Width: 8.0 in.
Thickness: 1.0 in.
Weight: 28.8 oz.
Distortion 93.28%
Plagiarism 42.49%

Not bad, eh?