The Milkman wrote:


Howard Ferstler wrote:

The following is a draft of an article I published a while
back in The Sensible Sound (issue 92).

Who wrote it?

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I Deliver.

I defy you to find any source, anywhere, written by anyone
else, that says what I said in that draft.

Somebody is saying that the 'references' section of your novels can
take up to 50% of the entire contents!

Did you read it at all?

Oh.. is it meant to be read?

What is it.. a horror story?

The price of these so-called books are coming down to a level where it
might be worth buying one just to throw it away, or defecate on it ;-)
One went on Ebay a while back for 50c.



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I Deliver.








Toilet tissue is easier to use and sometimes even cheaper.



Bruce J. Richman