The Devil wrote:


I much prefer your hair now that it stands up as you work from your
oscillatory, reflex-driven, pump-action Tesla coil operatory stool,
BTW. An invention of a true genius!


Bull. You can't take your slanted, dilated, bulging eyes off of my razor
sharp, stainless steel cuspids, as they induce 1 million volt arcs,
burning images of hell on your retina. My saliva glows green in the
darkness of the dungeon, you call home.

Kernith