"Trevor Wilson" wrote in message
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"George M. Middius" wrote in message
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Trevor Wilson said:

If the women didn't have to hide among the sheep to ensure their
own
safety, maybe they'd spend more time in the shade.

**You think women are safe amongst the sheep????

Actually, I have no opinion. What do you think?

**No, they're not.

That's not what I've heard. Why else would they hide there? The story is
your herds of beer-guzzling brutes don't wander far from the pubs.

**Heheh. Ever heard of canned beer? It is very convenient. Sheep farmers
carry it out into the paddock with them. Many people think that Aussies
drive utes so they can carry farm equipment. Those of us in the know,
realise that utes can carry more beer. Like women, the attractiveness of a
sheep is directly proportional to the amount of beer consumed. Beer (and,
more recently, the party drug ecstasy) ensures that even ugly women get
laid. Ain't life grand?


Nor are the sheep, for that matter.

Don't clarify that. Lionella is already taking too close an interest.

**Okey dokey.


Sheep look better as it approaches closing time?