"Margaret von Busenhalter-Butt" wrote in message
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"Trevor Wilson" wrote in message
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Sportsfans,

I've been watching Baseball Olympics and I have some questions.

What is that black crap some players put under their eyes?
What is the black crap for?
What is the story with that cheesy electric organ music? Yikes!
Am I the only one who finds it horrific?
Who the Hell decided that such an arcane sport would be in the Olympics?
After all, they may as well put cricket in there. At least Australia
would
win.

On a related note: Are those women softball players typical American
women?
(YIKES!) BTW: I note that the Aussie women team (whose players,
incidentally, actually looked like women) were the only team to score a
solitary run against the Americans.


Well hello there, Trevor!

Perhaps you spoke too soon. As I type I'm watching beach volleyball reruns
on Telemundo and noticed an Aussie named Nicole Sanders. Hmmmm....very
good
figure and a face that looks like a cross between an elephant seal and a
macaw!!! Is that typical of Aussie women, dear?

**Sadly, yes. The Aussie Sun is particularly harsh. The face is the first
part to prematurely age. That much is obvious when I see a British tourist.
Their faces usually lack the effects of decades of Sunshine. Even in the US,
I find women's faces to be in much better condition.


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Trevor Wilson
www.rageaudio.com.au