Paul Dormer wrote:



"Bruce J. Richman" emitted :

I think you've hit the nail on the head. Very well put and quite
perceptive.

The first, and more obnoxious of the two, is trying to get his government
to
pay for a frontal lobotomy.

What.. ANOTHER one?


It *is* rather surprising, since repeated CAT scans and PET scans show vast
areas of empty space in his skull. Maybe they think that this time they can
remove the.....er.......brown rather malodorous matter that somehow finds its
way to his mouth.


His government has socialized medicine and he hopes
I'll write them a letter testifying to his uncontrollable rage reactions
whenever he sees the names of certain people writing posts on RAO.
Otherwise,
he may have to stick his head in a vice and his coworkers to give it a good
squeeze. Fortunately, what comes out will be compatible with his work
environment so this won't be too troubling to his colleagues.

The second poster is risking arrests for forgery and libel. He's hoping to
use
an insanity defense. In the US, if you can prove that you couldn't tell the
difference between right and wrong, and in addition, were insane at the time
of
the alleged crime, you can temporarily avoid a prison sentence and instead
be
committed to a hospital for the criminally insane.

Oh dear, maybe he does qualify.. ;-)


He's got an excellent chance of getting admitted for a long-term stay.



But, as you say, there is no reason I should help them achieve their goals
unless I am reimbursed for rendering professional opinions, in writing, to
the
proper authorities.

And let's have their heads on platters too...



I'll have you know that the clamp on my platter does a pretty good job of
removing edge warps. However, it's not powerful enough or heavy enough to
remove the kinds of warps that these people have.

Both have been heard recently extolling the virtues of a mysterious computer
entremanure in the Detroit area. He's apparently helping them with their
defenses.








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Bruce J. Richman