"Phil Allison" wrote in message
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"Porky"


Agreed, but in order to reach any valid conclusions, one must stop
comparing
apples to oranges!




** This litle piggy cannot trot and chew rotten fruit at the same time.


Ah, yes, but Phil can, in fact, he does it all the time. Unfortunately the
rotten fruit has fermented and contains a high level of alcohol, which has
severely unbalanced Phil's mental process.:-)