"Scott Dorsey" wrote in message
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In article kkZnb.17394$5c2.7405@okepread03, wrote:
Is there a device that will correct vocals to pitch during real time
singing?

Grass Instruments makes a number of electric shock devices. Putting one
on the performer's genitalia and pressing the button when he or she
dramatically leaves standard pitch will have a very salutary effect on
maintaining correct notes.
--scott

There was an episode of Cheers where Cliffs therapist wired him up and gave
him a shock every time he was mean to someone. It was a very funny episode.
The same concept was used in SouthPark to make one of the kids stop
swearing.

Tom Sharpe also used electric shock behaviour modification in his book
Indecent Obsession. The results were never quite what was intended.

--
Anthony Gosnell

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