Here is a recent picture of my burger loving self. Notice how much
thinner I am in this recent picture than in that picture that meanie
"torresists" posted.

http://www.geocities.com/porky_phillips/porky2004.jpg.

And now, Arny, let's talk about your problems and why you prefer
measurement microphones to fat, lying bozos and paranoid
personalities. Spin it all you like, but this is what people will
remember you for.