barry, please hire someone to record your weak demos for you

[Shirley Eugest]

you don't know how to operate outboard gear

you bury your casio / tr808 instrumental trax in favor of your
bloated, overcompressed, reverb-soaked amateur vocs

the chord progressions are one step removed from romper room

the beats are *almost* tah tah tee-tee tah quality

and who's playing the telephone?

give up, retard

stick to scamming cat food and lonely texans

[JSVice]

"Shirley Eugest" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> you don't know how to operate outboard gear
>
> you bury your casio / tr808 instrumental trax in favor of your
> bloated, overcompressed, reverb-soaked amateur vocs
>
> the chord progressions are one step removed from romper room
>
> the beats are *almost* tah tah tee-tee tah quality
>
> and who's playing the telephone?
>
> give up, retard
>
> stick to scamming cat food and lonely texans


Barry who?

--
Thanks,
John
>

[Robert Morein]

> wrote in message
om

> you don't know how to operate outboard gear
>
> you bury your casio / tr808 instrumental trax in favor of your
> bloated, overcompressed, reverb-soaked amateur vocs
>
> the chord progressions are one step removed from romper room
>
> the beats are *almost* tah tah tee-tee tah quality
>
> and who's playing the telephone?
>
> give up, retard
>
> stick to scamming cat food and lonely texans

I agree with this totally. It's the kind of professional advice I wish I
had when I was starting out.


Bob Morein
Dresher, PA
(215) 646-4894

[[email protected]]

>
> Barry who?

Manilow, must be Manilow

Barry White is dead.

tah tah tee tee tah....

[Don Pearce]

On 22 Mar 2007 03:23:42 -0700, wrote:

>
>>
>> Barry who?
>
>Manilow, must be Manilow
>
>Barry White is dead.
>
>tah tah tee tee tah....

Actually I'd be quite impressed by someone who was actually writing in
5/4 time...

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

[Mike Rivers]

On Mar 22, 6:27 am, (Don Pearce) wrote:

> Actually I'd be quite impressed by someone who was actually writing in
> 5/4 time...

Some people do, without even knowing it.

[Steve Hoover]

"Robert Morein" > wrote in message
...
> > wrote in message
> om
>
>> you don't know how to operate outboard gear
>>
>> you bury your casio / tr808 instrumental trax in favor of your
>> bloated, overcompressed, reverb-soaked amateur vocs
>>
>> the chord progressions are one step removed from romper room
>>
>> the beats are *almost* tah tah tee-tee tah quality
>>
>> and who's playing the telephone?
>>
>> give up, retard
>>
>> stick to scamming cat food and lonely texans
>
> I agree with this totally. It's the kind of professional advice I wish I
> had when I was starting out.
>
>
> Bob Morein
> Dresher, PA
> (215) 646-4894
>
>
ta ta tee tee ta is elementary school 1st or 2nd grade music class speak for
quarter, quarter eighth eighth quarter . . .

[Rv!]

> ta ta tee tee ta is elementary school 1st or 2nd grade music class speak for quarter, quarter eighth eighth quarter . . .

Must be the method of the school pupils measuring out their drugs...

[Transient Music]

You can give my music a similar review if you want!hehe go on...

you can find it at http://www.myspace.com/transientmusicuk

and

http://www.myspace.com/lunarj

go shirley go!

Jay


Shirley Eugest wrote:

> you don't know how to operate outboard gear
>
> you bury your casio / tr808 instrumental trax in favor of your
> bloated, overcompressed, reverb-soaked amateur vocs
>
> the chord progressions are one step removed from romper room
>
> the beats are *almost* tah tah tee-tee tah quality
>
> and who's playing the telephone?
>
> give up, retard
>
> stick to scamming cat food and lonely texans

[[email protected]]

On Mar 22, 3:27 am, (Don Pearce) wrote:
> On 22 Mar 2007 03:23:42 -0700, wrote:
>
>
>
> >> Barry who?
>
> >Manilow, must be Manilow
>
> >Barry White is dead.
>
> >tah tah tee tee tah....
>
> Actually I'd be quite impressed by someone who was actually writing in
> 5/4 time...
>
> d
>
> --
> Pearce Consultinghttp://www.pearce.uk.com

Dave Brubeck?

[Don Pearce]

On 22 Mar 2007 18:43:57 -0700, wrote:

>On Mar 22, 3:27 am, (Don Pearce) wrote:
>> On 22 Mar 2007 03:23:42 -0700, wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> >> Barry who?
>>
>> >Manilow, must be Manilow
>>
>> >Barry White is dead.
>>
>> >tah tah tee tee tah....
>>
>> Actually I'd be quite impressed by someone who was actually writing in
>> 5/4 time...
>>
>> d
>>
>> --
>> Pearce Consultinghttp://www.pearce.uk.com
>
>Dave Brubeck?
>

My thought at the time.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

[Federico]

Must be a very old live recording of Chuck Berry!
Some of them really suck.
F.

[Don Pearce]

On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:41:02 +0100, "Federico" >
wrote:

>Must be a very old live recording of Chuck Berry!
>Some of them really suck.
>F.
>

Did you reply to the right thread, Federico? This appears totally
non-seqitur.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

[Barry]

On Mar 22, 12:06 am, "JSVice" > wrote:

> Barry who?
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John
>
>

I am Barry

http://www.barryparrish.com

Shirley is my personal stalker.. He's been stalking me for about 3
years or so now.

I agree with Shirley on this one, except the give up part about give
up?
pfft! I'm playing cover songs!

Sounds Shirley has a case of MISSING PENIS

[Federico]

> Did you reply to the right thread, Federico? This appears totally
> non-seqitur.
>

Yeah, I know.... sorry..
F.

[Barry]

On Mar 22, 12:00 am, "Shirley Eugest" > wrote:
> you don't know how to operate outboard gear
>
> you bury your casio / tr808 instrumental trax in favor of your
> bloated, overcompressed, reverb-soaked amateur vocs

tr808, lol..

you mean, Revalver, V-Sampler, Cyclone, Pentagon I, PSYN II, Roland
Groove Synth, RXP, Hyper Canvas, and my personal fav. Super Quartet!
for the bass and piano.

Other credits goto, reason 3.0, Steinberg virtual line (drummer,
bassist, guitarist.. acoustic and electric) waves diamond bundle....

And, Verizon! for the nice hand-held phone.

Shirley, I have no doubts you can do a better job recording an artist,
thing is, I never cared about recording stuff myself, I only do it
because it's affordable.

YOU KNOW HOW WE DO

[Yeshur Watehva]

On Mar 23, 10:49 am, "Barry" > wrote:
> On Mar 22, 12:06 am, "JSVice" > wrote:
>
> > Barry who?
>
> > --
> > Thanks,
> > John
>
> I am Barry

Are you the only barry on the planet? Could it be I was referring to
someone else?

Sounds like you have an ego problem.

[Barry]

On Mar 23, 2:32 pm, "Yeshur Watehva" > wrote:

> Sounds like you have an ego problem.

bout as likely as you having lace on your underwear

[David Morgan \(MAMS\)]

"Barry" > wrote in message oups.com...
> On Mar 23, 2:32 pm, "Yeshur Watehva" > wrote:
>
> > Sounds like you have an ego problem.
>
> bout as likely as you having lace on your underwear


Don't talk about my underwear there, Barny....

[Barry]

On Mar 23, 2:54 pm, "David Morgan \(MAMS\)" /Odm>
wrote:
> "Barry" > wrote in ooglegroups.com...
> > On Mar 23, 2:32 pm, "Yeshur Watehva" > wrote:
>
> > > Sounds like you have an ego problem.
>
> > bout as likely as you having lace on your underwear
>
> Don't talk about my underwear there, Barny....

screw you pal!

I'm going to get my grammy

[Michael Wozniak]

"Barry" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> On Mar 23, 2:54 pm, "David Morgan \(MAMS\)" /Odm>
> wrote:
>> "Barry" > wrote in
>> ooglegroups.com...
>> > On Mar 23, 2:32 pm, "Yeshur Watehva" > wrote:
>>
>> > > Sounds like you have an ego problem.
>>
>> > bout as likely as you having lace on your underwear
>>
>> Don't talk about my underwear there, Barny....
>
> screw you pal!
>
> I'm going to get my grammy
>
>
>
Don't forget grampa, too...

Mikey