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George M. Middius
September 15th 06, 02:10 PM
The Krooborg tries sarcasm. Is there no end to the Beast's finely honed
"humor"?
> >> They falsify the headers of the spam they send out so they trace
> >> back at[sic] innocent parties. Thus, the trace back seems to be valid.
> > If only you'd known half that much about email headers when you were
> > trying to evade the vice squad....
> Wow, that's a smart post.
Arnii, I'd like to pause for a moment and ask you to clarify a, uh,
comment that you keep putting in your posts. It goes like this:
> Dooooh!
Nobody else has any idea what you mean by that. Are you singing aloud to a
doo-wop chorus? Are you grunting and straining to make a bathroom
delivery? Are you doing some kind of stuttery scat while Ella sings in the
other room?
> Not.
Hilarious! Sparkling wit for the ages!
> Thanks for so quickly rising to the occasion and demonstrating your
> childishness, Middiot.
In case anybody's forgotten what I was referring to, it was that infamous
episode in which you lied about receiving kiddie porn via email, then lied
about knowing who "sent" it to you, then lied about the header that you
clumsily tried to forge, then lied about reporting it to the police, then
lied about actually talking to an "undercover vice officer".
You should consult with your pastor about the effect all these lies (and
the millions of others) will have on your chances of getting into "heaven"
after you croak.
--
"Christians have to ... work to make the world as loving, just, and supportive as is possible."
A. Krooger, Aug. 2006
Arny Krueger
September 15th 06, 02:44 PM
"George M. Middius" <cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net> wrote
in message ...
>
>
> The Krooborg tries sarcasm. Is there no end to the Beast's finely honed
> "humor"?
>
>> >> They falsify the headers of the spam they send out so they trace
>> >> back at[sic] innocent parties. Thus, the trace back seems to be valid.
>
>> > If only you'd known half that much about email headers when you were
>> > trying to evade the vice squad....
>
>> Wow, that's a smart post.
Note that Middiot's reply is completely irrelavant to my post. Obviously
this is in his view the following is an earth-shaking issue, that causing a
massive itch in his britches.
> Arnii, I'd like to pause for a moment and ask you to clarify a, uh,
> comment that you keep putting in your posts. It goes like this:
>> Dooooh!
What's to clarify, Middiot?
Google searching shows that "Dooooh!" has been used over 16,000 times on the
web. So no matter how narrow you experience in the real world is.
Middiot, why not deal with the real source of that itch in your britches,
which is no doubt a dirty Depends!
MINe 109
September 15th 06, 06:19 PM
In article >,
"Arny Krueger" > wrote:
> Google searching shows that "Dooooh!" has been used over 16,000 times on the
> web. So no matter how narrow you experience in the real world is.
Still incorrect.
Stephen
September 15th 06, 07:32 PM
The Big **** smears himself with his lunch.
> > The Krooborg tries sarcasm. Is there no end to the
> > Beast's finely honed "humor"?
[krapped-up formatting repaired]
> >> > If only you'd known half that much about email headers when you were
> >> > trying to evade the vice squad....
> >> Wow, that's a smart post.
The Krooborg, in its Infinite ****fulness, shows that it is completely
flummoxed by a reference to one of its earlier Kroodowns. If anybody
still has a milligram of pity left for the poor widdle Kwooborg, this
is the time to give it up.
> irrelavant
Obligatory Krooglish attack noted.
> massive itch in his britches.
Projection of repressed homosexual desires noted.
> > Arnii, I'd like to pause for a moment and ask you to clarify a, uh,
> > comment that you keep putting in your posts. It goes like this:
> >> Dooooh!
> Google searching shows that "Dooooh!" has been used over 16,000
> times on the web.
It's a shame you're unable to translate your grunting into human
language, you filthy turd.
> So no matter how narrow you experience in the real world is.
Obligatory secondary Krooglish attack noted.
> that itch in your britches,
Projection of repressed homosexual desires noted.
> which is no doubt a dirty Depends!
Diaper fetish noted.
Did life get tougher for you after your pal in Pennsylvania was busted?
http://jcgi.pathfinder.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,975260,00.html
Jon Yaeger
September 15th 06, 09:18 PM
in article . com,
at wrote on 9/15/06 2:32 PM:
>
>
>
> The Big **** smears himself with his lunch.
>
>>> The Krooborg tries sarcasm. Is there no end to the
>>> Beast's finely honed "humor"?
> [krapped-up formatting repaired]
>
>>>>> If only you'd known half that much about email headers when you were
>>>>> trying to evade the vice squad....
>
>>>> Wow, that's a smart post.
>
> The Krooborg, in its Infinite ****fulness, shows that it is completely
> flummoxed by a reference to one of its earlier Kroodowns. If anybody
> still has a milligram of pity left for the poor widdle Kwooborg, this
> is the time to give it up.
>
>> irrelavant
>
> Obligatory Krooglish attack noted.
>
>> massive itch in his britches.
>
> Projection of repressed homosexual desires noted.
>
>>> Arnii, I'd like to pause for a moment and ask you to clarify a, uh,
>>> comment that you keep putting in your posts. It goes like this:
>
>>>> Dooooh!
>
>> Google searching shows that "Dooooh!" has been used over 16,000
>> times on the web.
>
> It's a shame you're unable to translate your grunting into human
> language, you filthy turd.
>
>> So no matter how narrow you experience in the real world is.
>
> Obligatory secondary Krooglish attack noted.
>
>> that itch in your britches,
>
> Projection of repressed homosexual desires noted.
>
>> which is no doubt a dirty Depends!
>
> Diaper fetish noted.
>
> Did life get tougher for you after your pal in Pennsylvania was busted?
>
> http://jcgi.pathfinder.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,975260,00.html
>
Geez, how did my news filter miss this loser??
Eeyore
September 15th 06, 09:33 PM
Jon Yaeger wrote:
> in article . com,
> at wrote on 9/15/06 2:32 PM:
>
> > Diaper fetish noted.
>
> Geez, how did my news filter miss this loser??
He's morphed his email addy.
Graham
George M. Middius
September 15th 06, 10:08 PM
Li'l Jonny whined:
> > Did life get tougher for you after your pal in Pennsylvania was busted?
> > http://jcgi.pathfinder.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,975260,00.html
> Geez, how did my news filter miss this loser??
What ever has happened to you, Jonny? You used to be a fairly decent
approximation of a human being. Sad to see you've turned into a bitter
Usenet kvetch.
--
"Christians have to ... work to make the world as loving, just, and supportive as is possible."
A. Krooger, Aug. 2006
Arny Krueger
September 15th 06, 10:37 PM
"George M. Middius" <cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net> wrote
in message ...
> Sad to see you've turned into a bitter Usenet kvetch.
As if that isn't exactly what you are, George: a bitter Usenet kvetch.
George M. Middius
September 15th 06, 11:19 PM
The Krooborg deviates from its standard IKYABWAI routine into an equally
hopeless IKHIBWAY.
> > Sad to see you've turned into a bitter Usenet kvetch.
> As if that isn't exactly what you are, George: a bitter Usenet kvetch.
Arnii, can't you even *try* to come up with an original slam? The whole
world sees your lameness and they're laughing at you.
--
"Christians have to ... work to make the world as loving, just, and supportive as is possible."
A. Krooger, Aug. 2006
Arny Krueger
September 16th 06, 04:24 PM
"George M. Middius" <cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net> wrote
in message ...
>
>
> The Krooborg deviates from its standard IKYABWAI routine into an equally
> hopeless IKHIBWAY.
>
>> > Sad to see you've turned into a bitter Usenet kvetch.
>
>> As if that isn't exactly what you are, George: a bitter Usenet kvetch.
>
> Arnii, can't you even *try* to come up with an original slam?
Stoopid question. About half of your every post you make is composed of
expressions that you coped from me, Middiot.
> The whole world sees your lameness and they're laughing at you.
How would you know that Middiot, given how agoraphobic you really are?
George M. Middius
September 16th 06, 06:07 PM
The Krooborg is konfused again.
> > Arnii, can't you even *try* to come up with an original slam?
> Stoopid question. About half of your every post you make is composed of
> expressions that you coped from me, Middiot.
I "coped" them, did I? ;-)
> > The whole world sees your lameness and they're laughing at you.
> How would you know that Middiot, given how agoraphobic you really are?
That wasn't original, but at least it's one you haven't whacked to death
with repetition.
Here's a link for you to begin your primary school education, Mr. ****:
http://ipoo.org/872f
Here's lesson two:
http://ipoo.org/9azq
--
"Christians have to ... work to make the world as loving, just, and supportive as is possible."
A. Krooger, Aug. 2006
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