KRAP

[Andre Jute]

The assistant professsor in charge of the KRAP unit of the Anthropology
Department at Oakland Community College is absent on maternity leave
and the students working in the unit are incoherent, so I spoke to the
head of the department.

"The unfortunate acronym stands for Krueger Reverse Anglo Pidgin," she
told me. "Arnold Krueger was a student in our Rude Mechanics Faculty a
long, long, long time ago."

"I know," I said. "He's still alive and--"

"Jesus!" she said. "He must be a million years old."

"And a million times more incomprehensible," I said. "How many students
in the unit?"

"Thirty-three."

"That many! How does Krueger's abuse of the language justify so much
interest?"

"It's an easy quarter-credit."

"You're too sweet to be so cynical."

She laughed. "Seriously. The KRAP students just make up any old stupid
saying and then have the computers search for it. Lo and behold, the
computers discover that Arny Krueger said it one time or another."

"Gee. And for that they get a whole quarter-credit?"

"Easy-peasy. We don't want to reinforce failure. We graduated Arny
Krueger, didn't we? We guide the dumbest of the dumbos towards KRAP
studies."

"So what is the other three-quarter credit for?"

"Plugging together computer boards."

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Copyright 2006 Andre Jute

[Arny Krueger]

"Andre Jute" > wrote in message
oups.com

> The assistant professsor in charge of the KRAP unit of
> the Anthropology Department at Oakland Community College
> is absent on maternity leave and the students working in
> the unit are incoherent, so I spoke to the head of the
> department.
>
> "The unfortunate acronym stands for Krueger Reverse Anglo
> Pidgin," she told me. "Arnold Krueger was a student in
> our Rude Mechanics Faculty a long, long, long time ago."

This post shows once again what an ignorant liar that the sockpuppet that
posts as Andre Jute is.

I've never had any relationship whatsover with Oakland Community College.
Ever. Jute probably picked this idea up from that other lying sockpuppet,
George Middius.

[George M. Middius]

The Krooborg whines and whimpers.

> > "The unfortunate acronym stands for Krueger Reverse Anglo
> > Pidgin," she told me. "Arnold Krueger was a student in
> > our Rude Mechanics Faculty a long, long, long time ago."

> This post shows once again what an ignorant liar that the sockpuppet that
> posts as Andre Jute is.

Poor Krooger still can't figure out why he gets so much humiliation and
zero respect on Usenet.




--

"Christians have to ... work to make the world as loving, just, and supportive as is possible."
A. Krooger, Aug. 2006

[Arny Krueger]

"George M. Middius" <cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast
[dot] net> wrote in message

> The Krooborg whines and whimpers.
>
>>> "The unfortunate acronym stands for Krueger Reverse
>>> Anglo Pidgin," she told me. "Arnold Krueger was a
>>> student in our Rude Mechanics Faculty a long, long,
>>> long time ago."
>
>> This post shows once again what an ignorant liar that
>> the sockpuppet that posts as Andre Jute is.

> Poor Krooger still can't figure out why he gets so much
> humiliation and zero respect on Usenet.

Too bad about that "Krooger" guy, George. I'll give him some sympathy if I
ever meet up with him. Of course that's unlikely because he doesn't exist in
the real world. He's just a figment of your cowardice-ridden so-called mind.

[Peter Wieck]

Andrew Jute McCoy, in desparate need of attention initiated:

>Two more threads based on lies and fantasies....

Of course, nothing to do with tubes, their use or application...That
would be out of character. Whatever character it is using at this
moment.

Expect at least three or four more.

Peter Wieck
Wyncote, PA