Demonstration of the consequences of an all-bugs diet

[George M. Middius]

Who can tell the difference:

Statement 1: "He can't be a licensed psychologist because his words
don't make me feel warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I
know don't act like he does."

Statement 2: "I don't like him because his words don't make me feel
warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I know don't act like
he does."


My guess would be anybody but duh-Mikey and Krazy Krooger can tell
the difference.

[Bruce J. Richman]

George M. Middius wrote:


>Who can tell the difference:
>
>Statement 1: "He can't be a licensed psychologist because his words
>don't make me feel warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I
>know don't act like he does."
>
>Statement 2: "I don't like him because his words don't make me feel
>warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I know don't act like
>he does."
>
>
>My guess would be anybody but duh-Mikey and Krazy Krooger can tell
>the difference.
>
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Have you ever seen Crank Yankers - a very funny program on the Comedy Channel?
There is a character on that show called "Ed" (whose mother says he's
"special"). If the actor playing this role ever needs a replacement, McKelvy
could easily take his place. In fact, he wouldn't even have to rehearse.
Here's the script from a recent call Ed made:

Person called: Hello.

Ed: Can I ask you a few questions for a survey?

Person: OK.

Ed : Have you ever known any slow or special people?

Person: No.

Ed: Ok. Question #2 - Have you ever known any slow or special people?

Person: No.

Ed: OK. Let me see. Question #3 - Have you ever known any slow or special
people?

Person: No.

Ed: OK. Yeaaaaaaah! Yeaaaah! One more question, lady. Question # 4 - Have
you ever known any slow or special people?

If anybody calls anybody on RAO and asks them this question, they can always
answer McKelvy, of course. Either that, or he and Krueger have just
demonstrated for perhaps the 1000th or more time the primary clinical
characteristics of a condition historically referred to in the psychiatric
literature as FOLIE A DEUX.

http://www.bartleby.com/61/59/F0225900.html


SYLLABICATION: fo·lie Ã* deux
PRONUNCIATION: fô-l ä dœ, fl
NOUN: A condition in which symptoms of a mental disorder, such as the same
delusional beliefs or ideas, occur simultaneously in two individuals who share
a close relationship or association.



Bruce J. Richman

[Sockpuppet Yustabe]

"George M. Middius" > wrote in message
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> Who can tell the difference:
>
> Statement 1: "He can't be a licensed psychologist because his words
> don't make me feel warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I
> know don't act like he does."
>
> Statement 2: "I don't like him because his words don't make me feel
> warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I know don't act like
> he does."
>
>
> My guess would be anybody but duh-Mikey and Krazy Krooger can tell
> the difference.
>
>

Krooger can use a session with Dr. Laura.
I am sure she would love to hear about his fantasies.




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[George M. Middius]

Bruce J. Richman said:

> McKelvy, of course. Either that, or he and Krueger have just
> demonstrated for perhaps the 1000th or more time the primary clinical
> characteristics of a condition historically referred to in the psychiatric
> literature as FOLIE A DEUX.
>
> http://www.bartleby.com/61/59/F0225900.html
>
>
> SYLLABICATION: fo·lie à deux
> PRONUNCIATION: fô-l ä dœ, fl
> NOUN: A condition in which symptoms of a mental disorder, such as the same
> delusional beliefs or ideas, occur simultaneously in two individuals who share
> a close relationship or association.

RAO bears longstanding testimony to an especially pernicious
variation. We call it Kroopologism.

[George M. Middius]

Sockpuppet Yustabe said:

> > My guess would be anybody but duh-Mikey and Krazy Krooger can tell
> > the difference.

> Krooger can use a session with Dr. Laura.
> I am sure she would love to hear about his fantasies.

The ones about the firehoses or the ones about having invented the
field of consumer audio?

[Bruce J. Richman]

Art wrote:


>"George M. Middius" > wrote in message
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>> Who can tell the difference:
>>
>> Statement 1: "He can't be a licensed psychologist because his words
>> don't make me feel warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I
>> know don't act like he does."
>>
>> Statement 2: "I don't like him because his words don't make me feel
>> warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I know don't act like
>> he does."
>>
>>
>> My guess would be anybody but duh-Mikey and Krazy Krooger can tell
>> the difference.
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>Krooger can use a session with Dr. Laura.
>I am sure she would love to hear about his fantasies.
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Both he and McKelvy could use sessions with Dr. Kervorkian. Probably only one
visit would be necessary for each.


Bruce J. Richman

[bob shiply]

STFU NO ONE CARES ABOUT POLITICS,,,, THIS IS AUDIO GROUP.... GO AWAY

"George M. Middius" > wrote in message
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>
>
>
> Who can tell the difference:
>
> Statement 1: "He can't be a licensed psychologist because his words
> don't make me feel warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I
> know don't act like he does."
>
> Statement 2: "I don't like him because his words don't make me feel
> warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I know don't act like
> he does."
>
>
> My guess would be anybody but duh-Mikey and Krazy Krooger can tell
> the difference.
>
>

[George M. Middius]

boob simpy Shelleyed:

> > Who can tell the difference:
> >
> > Statement 1: "He can't be a licensed psychologist because his words
> > don't make me feel warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I
> > know don't act like he does."
> >
> > Statement 2: "I don't like him because his words don't make me feel
> > warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I know don't act like
> > he does."
> >
> >
> > My guess would be anybody but duh-Mikey and Krazy Krooger can tell
> > the difference.

> STFU NO ONE CARES ABOUT POLITICS,,,, THIS IS AUDIO GROUP.... GO AWAY


In the future, do you prefer to be addressed as "that runny-nosed dork
in the corner with the acne and the dirty t-shirt" or just "hey you"?