April 7th 06, 08:45 PM
If you're anything like me (and some of you already are) you'll be
wondering just how you can get the most Siouxsie Sioux's out of your
equipment - and why not?
It's a little known fact that in ANY audio system the limit to the
number of Siouxsie's audible concurrently is directly in proportion to
the amount of Banshees - i.e. a ratio of 1-1.
Now you might be forgiven for thinking that simply by reducing the
amount of Banshees you're automatically going to increase the number of
Siouxsie Sioux's your system is capable of producing. But I'm afraid
it isn't as easy as that.
Reducing the number of Banshees (take away the guitarist, for instance)
simply means that the instrument that Banshee plays won't be available
to the amplifier in your system any more and noticable drop-outs will
occur. In the case of the guitarist this won't cause the average
listener too much worry. Remove TWO Banshees however and the story
becomes completely different. Now you're left with ONE Siouxsie and
ONE Banshee.
You're beginning to see the problem? Good.
You'll be pleased to hear of the solution - REPLACE the two Banshees
you've removed with an equal number of Siouxsie Sioux's and you'll find
that the balance has been restored and you're now kicking out at the
rate of 3 x Siouxsie Sioux's to 1 x Banshee.
I love you all, by the way ...
wondering just how you can get the most Siouxsie Sioux's out of your
equipment - and why not?
It's a little known fact that in ANY audio system the limit to the
number of Siouxsie's audible concurrently is directly in proportion to
the amount of Banshees - i.e. a ratio of 1-1.
Now you might be forgiven for thinking that simply by reducing the
amount of Banshees you're automatically going to increase the number of
Siouxsie Sioux's your system is capable of producing. But I'm afraid
it isn't as easy as that.
Reducing the number of Banshees (take away the guitarist, for instance)
simply means that the instrument that Banshee plays won't be available
to the amplifier in your system any more and noticable drop-outs will
occur. In the case of the guitarist this won't cause the average
listener too much worry. Remove TWO Banshees however and the story
becomes completely different. Now you're left with ONE Siouxsie and
ONE Banshee.
You're beginning to see the problem? Good.
You'll be pleased to hear of the solution - REPLACE the two Banshees
you've removed with an equal number of Siouxsie Sioux's and you'll find
that the balance has been restored and you're now kicking out at the
rate of 3 x Siouxsie Sioux's to 1 x Banshee.
I love you all, by the way ...