FREE OATMEAL RECIPE (and Amazing FREE Audio Tweak #4!)

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Recipe for "Reese's Oatmeal"

by

SoundHasPriority

Come for the grub, stay for the tweaks! So easy, even RAOers can make
this! (Please consult your parents before using the microwave oven).

YOU WILL NEED!

- some Oatmeal (why not splurge and get the good organic kind)
- peanut butter (organic of course)
- dutch processed cocoa powder (Fry's or any powdered chocolate drink
mix, in a pinch)
- cinammon (pinch)
- sugar (Sucanat=best, raw cane=good, processed sugar = bad)

Toss some oats in a bowl, add the appropriate amount of water. Add
peanut butter, cocoa powder, sugar as desired, and a pinch of cinammon
(optional). Microwave til the oatmeal is done, and mix. Gooey
delicious!


And while you're chowing down, here's some food "for thought".....



------> Free audio tweak this way ------>


Cut one of the corners off of all of the clothing labels in your
wardrobe; improving your sound is as easy as that.

[George M. Middius]

Shovels is after inducing widespread disgust.

> Toss some oats in a bowl, add the appropriate amount of water. Add
> peanut butter, cocoa powder, sugar as desired, and a pinch of cinammon
> (optional). Microwave til the oatmeal is done, and mix. Gooey
> delicious!

How revolting. Have you tried poisoning your poor old mum with this slop?




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George M. Middius and his latest obsession with me:

> Shovels is after inducing widespread disgust.
>
> > Toss some oats in a bowl, add the appropriate amount of water. Add
> > peanut butter, cocoa powder, sugar as desired, and a pinch of cinammon
> > (optional). Microwave til the oatmeal is done, and mix. Gooey
> > delicious!
>
> How revolting. Have you tried poisoning your poor old mum with this slop?

Gosh, you're just SO cruel, Georgie. Unfathomably cruel. I try to
help people fix themselves a decent snack _and_ improve their audio
system at the same time, and for this, I get a "disgusting" attack of
intolerable cruelty from you. And as if that does not go far enough,
you even attack my poor old mum, who is currently dying of liver
disease. Which is just.... distastefully cruel. I hope nobody tries to
help you after you fall down, because you would probably stab them in
the leg, as a thank you gesture.

Frankly, I don't see what you're doing wasting your life on this
newsgroup, because with these fantastic powers that you have to so
profoundly affect people with your relentless cruelty, you could be out
there saving lives instead. I'm sure there's some unknown higher
wisdom behind the path you chose, of biting people's ankles in this
virtual usenet fantasy world of yours.

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Middius The Insidious and his latest plea for attention:

> > > How revolting. Have you tried poisoning your poor old mum with this slop?
>
> > you even attack my poor old mum, who is currently dying of liver
> > disease.
>
> Last week, she was pushing up the daisies. Do try to keep your trolls
> straight, Shovels.

Clearly, you've attacked so many people on a daily basis for the last
8 years Georgie, you can't even keep your obsessive trolling sorted
out, enough to remember who's dying mother you've insulted today.
You're obviously a very confused and lonely dweeb, who seems to have
me confused with an old flame of yours named "Lionel", as far as I can
gather from the title you've changed this thread to (one of perhaps a
dozen people you've previously and foolishly mistaken me for - all of
whom are cursing your name, no doubt). Poor little Georgie. I feel your
heartbreak from across the telephone lines, I do. I'm sure you
sincerely do miss all of your virtual friends and lovers. But perhaps
if you hadn't been such a desperate, obsessive net stalker, as you
are with me, you two would have sorted things out, and you might be
able to slowly ween yourself from off of my ankles, you sad, pathetic
creature.

>From what I've been told about your background, I understand that
years of being beaten by your school mates for being such a dweeb have
turned you into a wretched, insipid troll, forever wandering this
newsgroup making unprovoked attacks on everyone, in search of true
meaning and love in your unsatisfying and empty life. I can't stop
you from insulting my dying mother or making up lies about an email I
never sent you, but that you would do things like that I think, says a
lot about the effects of childhood abuse and the social stigma you've
had to suffer all these years.


>
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[Robert Morein]

"George M. Middius" <cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net> wrote
in message ...
>
>
> Shovels changes his backstory.
>
>> > How revolting. Have you tried poisoning your poor old mum with this
>> > slop?
>
Yes, I prefer French provencal.