Sander deWaal
March 11th 06, 01:35 PM
Copied from rec.audio.tubes.
Ned Carlson <see-www-tubezone-net> said:
>"I am Lord Valve of Borg. Resistors are faulty. Prepare to be asolderated."
>
>"I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."
>
>"I am Ross Perot of Borg. Resistance is like trying to maintain your crops
>when you've got a swarm of locusts coming at you and flooding like we had
>in Iowa this year. There is just no way a farmer can stand against such
>great odds. That's the same way it'll be for you."
>
>"I am Bush sr. of Borg. You will be assimilated into a kinder, gentler
>Borg."
>
>"I am a salesman of Borg. You will buy Amway."
>
>"I am Al Gore of Borg. You will be environated."
>
>"I am Bill Clinton of Borg. You will be taximilated."
>
>"I am George W Bush of Borg. Resistance will be outspent. Prepare to be
>porkbarreled."
>
>"Hi-ho! This is Kermit of Borg!"
>
>"I am Homer Simpson of Borg. You will be..... oooH! Trash cookies!"
>
>"I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated."
>
>"I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated. Spinach is irrelevant!"
>
>"I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated."
>
>"I am Paul Harvey. Stand by for ASSIMILATION!"
>
>"I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it. You
>thought I was going to say a son of a bitch, didn't you?".
>
>"I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He
>can watch."
>
>"Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will."
>
>"I am Pat Sajak of Borg. R_sist_nc_ is futil_."
>
>"I am Alex Trebek, Canadian of Borg. For $200, it starts with "R" and is
>futile."
>
>"I am Barney of Borg. I assimilated you, you assimilated me, resistance is
>a futile tree.."
>
>"I am Kirk of Borg, I...WILL......assimilate....YOU"
>
>"Daffy Duck of Borg "Yooouuuuuuuuuuu'rrrrrre Irrelivant!""
>
>"Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant."
>
>"Assimilate me tender" - Elvis of Borg.
>
>"I am Bin-Laden of Dubai-Borg. Congressmen are irrevalent. Prepare for your
>ports to be assimilated!"
>
>"We all sleep in a single subroutine". --The Borgtles, minus 2 of 4
>
>"Elmer Fudd of Borg: Hunting wabbits is iwwelevant".
>
>"I am Mr. Rogers of Borg, can you spell assimilate?"
>
>"I am dyslexia of Borg. Your ass will be laminated"
>
>"I am Sailor Moon of Borg. In the name of love and justice, you will be
>assimilated."
>
>"I am Darth Vader of Borg. I am your father. And your mother. And your
>uncle. Resistance is futile."
>
>"I am Luke Skywalker of Borg. I am a Borg like my father before me."
>
>"I am Bart Simpson of Borg. It's futile to have a cow, man!"
>
>"I am Scotty of Borg.I canna change the laws of Physics, ca'pin! Resistance
>is futile"
>
>"I am Doctor McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Jim.I'm a doctor not an assimilator!"
>
>"I am Bjorn of Borg. You will lose this match. Resistance is futile."
And finally:
"Im' Arny Krueger from, the Borg, LoT:'S! ;-) If assimiliatoin killed,
LOL! Yawn."
--
- Never argue with idiots, they drag you down their level and beat you with experience. -
Ned Carlson <see-www-tubezone-net> said:
>"I am Lord Valve of Borg. Resistors are faulty. Prepare to be asolderated."
>
>"I am Jesse Jackson of Borg. Resistance is moot."
>
>"I am Ross Perot of Borg. Resistance is like trying to maintain your crops
>when you've got a swarm of locusts coming at you and flooding like we had
>in Iowa this year. There is just no way a farmer can stand against such
>great odds. That's the same way it'll be for you."
>
>"I am Bush sr. of Borg. You will be assimilated into a kinder, gentler
>Borg."
>
>"I am a salesman of Borg. You will buy Amway."
>
>"I am Al Gore of Borg. You will be environated."
>
>"I am Bill Clinton of Borg. You will be taximilated."
>
>"I am George W Bush of Borg. Resistance will be outspent. Prepare to be
>porkbarreled."
>
>"Hi-ho! This is Kermit of Borg!"
>
>"I am Homer Simpson of Borg. You will be..... oooH! Trash cookies!"
>
>"I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated."
>
>"I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated. Spinach is irrelevant!"
>
>"I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated."
>
>"I am Paul Harvey. Stand by for ASSIMILATION!"
>
>"I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it. You
>thought I was going to say a son of a bitch, didn't you?".
>
>"I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He
>can watch."
>
>"Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will."
>
>"I am Pat Sajak of Borg. R_sist_nc_ is futil_."
>
>"I am Alex Trebek, Canadian of Borg. For $200, it starts with "R" and is
>futile."
>
>"I am Barney of Borg. I assimilated you, you assimilated me, resistance is
>a futile tree.."
>
>"I am Kirk of Borg, I...WILL......assimilate....YOU"
>
>"Daffy Duck of Borg "Yooouuuuuuuuuuu'rrrrrre Irrelivant!""
>
>"Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant."
>
>"Assimilate me tender" - Elvis of Borg.
>
>"I am Bin-Laden of Dubai-Borg. Congressmen are irrevalent. Prepare for your
>ports to be assimilated!"
>
>"We all sleep in a single subroutine". --The Borgtles, minus 2 of 4
>
>"Elmer Fudd of Borg: Hunting wabbits is iwwelevant".
>
>"I am Mr. Rogers of Borg, can you spell assimilate?"
>
>"I am dyslexia of Borg. Your ass will be laminated"
>
>"I am Sailor Moon of Borg. In the name of love and justice, you will be
>assimilated."
>
>"I am Darth Vader of Borg. I am your father. And your mother. And your
>uncle. Resistance is futile."
>
>"I am Luke Skywalker of Borg. I am a Borg like my father before me."
>
>"I am Bart Simpson of Borg. It's futile to have a cow, man!"
>
>"I am Scotty of Borg.I canna change the laws of Physics, ca'pin! Resistance
>is futile"
>
>"I am Doctor McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Jim.I'm a doctor not an assimilator!"
>
>"I am Bjorn of Borg. You will lose this match. Resistance is futile."
And finally:
"Im' Arny Krueger from, the Borg, LoT:'S! ;-) If assimiliatoin killed,
LOL! Yawn."
--
- Never argue with idiots, they drag you down their level and beat you with experience. -