our locals have another stupid idea

[Clyde Slick]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11236723/



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[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

From: "Clyde Slick" >
Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2006 18:43:47 -0500

>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11236723/

"Let's keep the population scared. God, I miss the good old days, when
we had a bomb shelter in every home. Do you think there's any way we
can bring back that fearful mindset?"

"Sure! 'Shelter-in-place!' I hope nobody is smart enough to think that
if there is poison gas floating around, hunkering down in the basement
is the last place that you'd probably want to be..."

[Clyde Slick]

"Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> From: "Clyde Slick" >
> Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2006 18:43:47 -0500
>
>>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11236723/
>
> "Let's keep the population scared. God, I miss the good old days, when
> we had a bomb shelter in every home. Do you think there's any way we
> can bring back that fearful mindset?"
>
> "Sure! 'Shelter-in-place!' I hope nobody is smart enough to think that
> if there is poison gas floating around, hunkering down in the basement
> is the last place that you'd probably want to be..."
>

I want a nice plushy comfy perfumed coffin, not my stinky bathroom
with its hard seat that has an uncomfy hole in the middle. And I don't
have enough crossword puzzles to last the six hours of air.



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[ScottW]

"Clyde Slick" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>> From: "Clyde Slick" >
>> Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2006 18:43:47 -0500
>>
>>>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11236723/
>>
>> "Let's keep the population scared. God, I miss the good old days, when
>> we had a bomb shelter in every home. Do you think there's any way we
>> can bring back that fearful mindset?"
>>
>> "Sure! 'Shelter-in-place!' I hope nobody is smart enough to think that
>> if there is poison gas floating around, hunkering down in the basement
>> is the last place that you'd probably want to be..."
>>
>
> I want a nice plushy comfy perfumed coffin, not my stinky bathroom
> with its hard seat that has an uncomfy hole in the middle. And I don't
> have enough crossword puzzles to last the six hours of air.

Except for the duct tape routine... we're supposed to have 3 days worth of
supplies
for earthquake. My Mom can get me bottles of oxygen.

ScottW

[Clyde Slick]

"ScottW" > wrote in message
news:hzxGf.96895$0G.85788@dukeread10...
>
>
> Except for the duct tape routine... we're supposed to have 3 days worth of
> supplies
> for earthquake. My Mom can get me bottles of oxygen.
>

I'll supply the matches



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