The French Were Right

[Lionel]

http://nationaljournal.com/about/njweekly/stories/2003/1107nj1.htm
;O)

[Sandman]

"Lionel" > wrote in message
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>
> http://nationaljournal.com/about/njweekly/stories/2003/1107nj1.htm
> ;O)
>

Absolutely. Paul Wolfowitz must be choking on his "Freedom Fries" by now.

[Lionel]

Sandman wrote:
> "Lionel" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>http://nationaljournal.com/about/njweekly/stories/2003/1107nj1.htm
>>;O)
>>
>
>
> Absolutely. Paul Wolfowitz must be choking on his "Freedom Fries" by now.
>
>

I hope he likes "Freedom fries" are very oily because it will be less
painful for him... ;0)

[The Big Cheese]

This article is only the viewpoint of a very biased liberal publication,
but it did at least include a truthful statement in it when it called
your kind "cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys."

The french have been very good at surrendering in this century, giving
lessons to the world community, beginning with Paris to the Germans in
1941, Dine Bin Phu in 1954, and Algeria in 1963.

You frogs (or toads, perhaps a better description of the french) simply
don't have the national will to stay the course with any difficult
political course because your country is so spineless, as well as being
an insignificant player in today's world affairs. Hell, the Poles and
the Japanese provided more help to the Coalition than you "cheese-eatin'
surrender monkeys" provided.

Too bad about those oil and construction contracts you toadies will
never get in Iraq. I guess you'll just have to grow more grapes and
stuff more food down the throats of your ducks to try and economically
survive in the world economy.

The Big Patriotic Cheese

Liney whines:
> Sandman wrote:
>
>> "Lionel" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>>> http://nationaljournal.com/about/njweekly/stories/2003/1107nj1.htm
>>> ;O)
>>>
>>
>>
>> Absolutely. Paul Wolfowitz must be choking on his "Freedom Fries" by now.
>>
>>
>
> I hope he likes "Freedom fries" are very oily because it will be less
> painful for him... ;0)
>

[Lionel]

The Big Cheese wrote:
> This article is only the viewpoint of a very biased liberal publication,
> but it did at least include a truthful statement in it when it called
> your kind "cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys."
>
> The french have been very good at surrendering in this century, giving
> lessons to the world community, beginning with Paris to the Germans in
> 1941, Dine Bin Phu in 1954, and Algeria in 1963.
>
- Dien Bien Phu.
- Algeria 1962.
These people was fighting for freedom, to escape to french colonialism...

But could you please comment the following :
http://www.vietnampix.com/life1a.htm

> You frogs (or toads, perhaps a better description of the french) simply
> don't have the national will to stay the course with any difficult
> political course because your country is so spineless, as well as being
> an insignificant player in today's world affairs. Hell, the Poles and
> the Japanese provided more help to the Coalition than you "cheese-eatin'
> surrender monkeys" provided.
>
> Too bad about those oil and construction contracts you toadies will
> never get in Iraq. I guess you'll just have to grow more grapes and
> stuff more food down the throats of your ducks to try and economically
> survive in the world economy.
>

1.500.000,00 deads 1914-1918
250.000 deads 1939-1940

"Mourir pour des idées
D'accord mais de mort lente
d'accord mais de mort lente"

Gros Gruyère tu vas finir comme le fromage du même nom :
*plein de trous*. :-)

[The Big Cheese]

Mon argument est solide, votre argument est plein de trous: Les français
sont une nation de lâches qui suivent des idiots pour les dirigeants.
Regarder ce qu'est arrivé à Napoleon.

Aussi, vous ne savez pas que bien assez me je réfère dans le temps
familier.

As for the article you referred me to, old news: I was a special forces
sniper in Vietnam with 113 confirmed kills. Two of my missions even
involved terminating two frog traitors who were aiding the NVA. Yes, I
got to whack two french nationals.

Et mon ami, j'ai fait même quelque travail de contrat pour Le Deuxième
dans l'Afrique dans le 1970's.

And I would argue that Algeria would be more economically prosperous
today and much more politically stable if it were still a french colony.

But your country let a few garbage can bombs at a few train stations and
some whining from liberal politicians affect your national policy. And
you gave in to the terrorists. So yes, I'd say that qualifies the
french as "cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys."


Le Grand Fromage (qui peut tuer aussi)

Liney the froggie whineys:
> The Big Cheese wrote:
>
>> This article is only the viewpoint of a very biased liberal
>> publication, but it did at least include a truthful statement in it
>> when it called your kind "cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys."
>>
>> The french have been very good at surrendering in this century, giving
>> lessons to the world community, beginning with Paris to the Germans in
>> 1941, Dien Bien Phu in 1954, and Algeria in 1963.
>>
> - Dien Bien Phu.
> - Algeria 1962.
> These people was fighting for freedom, to escape to french colonialism...
>
> But could you please comment the following :
> http://www.vietnampix.com/life1a.htm
>

[dave weil]

On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 13:38:11 -0500, The Big Cheese
> wrote:

>Mon argument est solide, votre argument est plein de trous: Les français
>sont une nation de lâches qui suivent des idiots pour les dirigeants.
>Regarder ce qu'est arrivé à Napoleon.
>
>Aussi, vous ne savez pas que bien assez me je réfère dans le temps
>familier.
>
>As for the article you referred me to, old news: I was a special forces
>sniper in Vietnam with 113 confirmed kills. Two of my missions even
>involved terminating two frog traitors who were aiding the NVA. Yes, I
>got to whack two french nationals.
>
>Et mon ami, j'ai fait même quelque travail de contrat pour Le Deuxième
>dans l'Afrique dans le 1970's.
>
>And I would argue that Algeria would be more economically prosperous
>today and much more politically stable if it were still a french colony.
>
>But your country let a few garbage can bombs at a few train stations and
>some whining from liberal politicians affect your national policy. And
>you gave in to the terrorists. So yes, I'd say that qualifies the
>french as "cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys."

Damn Bert, it must be frustrating to be quarterbacking from the easy
chair...

[The Big Cheese]

Sacre Bleu!

You mean I have TWO "cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys" in this group to
deal with now?

To rephrase an old phrase, if brains were whale oil, your country's
leaders didn't have enough to light a fart when you sold us the
Louisiana territory for a mere pittance.

Come to think of it, we should rename it in our own history books as the
"Louisiana Surrender" instead of the "Louisiana Purchase."

Don't you think it's more fitting?

The Big Cheese

François Yves Le Gal whines:
> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 08:58:44 -0500, The Big Cheese >
> wrote:
>
>
>>This article is only the viewpoint of a very biased liberal publication,
>>but it did at least include a truthful statement in it when it called
>>your kind "cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys."
>
>
> If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart
> around the inside of a bottle cap. I see you've set aside this special time
> to humiliate yourself on the Internet.
>
> Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't eat all
> those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid.
>
> In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass
> yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.
>
> Now be quiet before I nosedive your forehead into the ground like a Cessna
> in an Al-Qaeda workshop session.

[The Big Cheese]

François,

CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN!

With that big nose of your, if you get too excited you'll suck all the
oxygen out of the air in the room you're in and everyone will pass out.

But, then, if your personal hygiene habits are like many of the "cheese
eatin' surrender monkeys" I've known, the people in the room could pass
out anyway :-)

The Big Clean Cheese

François Yves Le Gal gasps:
> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 13:38:11 -0500, The Big Cheese >
> wrote:
>
>
>>I was a special forces
>>sniper in Vietnam with 113 confirmed kills.
>
>
> In your dreams moron. You've never left your trailer in the Chicago suburbs
> and the only contact you've ver had with men in uniform was when you sucked
> the dicks of a security guard in the Seven11 parking.
>
> Now quit yapping like a little pink poodle with a perm and doggie diapers
> and leave the libary computer: someone else needs it for useful purposes.
>
>

[Lionel]

The Big Cheese wrote:

> As for the article you referred me to, old news: I was a special forces
> sniper in Vietnam with 113 confirmed kills. Two of my missions even
> involved terminating two frog traitors who were aiding the NVA. Yes, I
> got to whack two french nationals.
> Et mon ami, j'ai fait même quelque travail de contrat pour Le Deuxième
> dans l'Afrique dans le 1970's.

So you are very old and pathetic...
WHARF ! WHARF !

>
> And I would argue that Algeria would be more economically prosperous
> today and much more politically stable if it were still a french colony.

Perhaps but I don't care. :-(

[snip]

> Le Grand Fromage (qui peut tuer aussi)

With salmonella, yes... ;0)

[Lionel]

dave weil wrote:

>
> Damn Bert, it must be frustrating to be quarterbacking from the easy
> chair...

I guess it's more comfortable to be sat on the easy chair than to be sat
between two chair. ;-)

[The Big Cheese]

François,

GASP! GASP! PASSING OUT, NO AIR!

François, can you cover up that huge schnoz of your and stop breathing
for a bit so the rest of us can share the air?

My ancestors immigrated here from Cape Breton. Do the Cape Bretons have
sloped foreheads? As I recall, the Romans were never able to completely
subjugate them like they did the rest of the "cheese eatin' surrender
monkeys" who lived in Gaul.

Damn. Think about it. You rolled over for the Romans, two centuries
later, you rolled over for the Germans.

Who are you going to roll over for next?


François Yves Le Gal whines:
> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 14:00:16 -0500, The Big Cheese >
> wrote:
>
>
>>You mean I have TWO "cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys" in this group to
>>deal with now?
>
>
> Hey, why don't you jump in your special needs trycicle of yours and **** off
> before I rubber stamp "Tedious Gimp. Keep clear!" on your sloped forehead?
>
>