Jupiter Audio President Wins Commerce Award

[Dogma4e]

Havard University School of Business today announced the winner of the
coveted Mellon Marketing Award. This year's recipient is Jupiter
Audio President Greg Singh. Mr. Singh recently started a speaker kit
assembly business out of his mother's garage, and has managed to
suprise pretty much everyone with his unique marketing strategies.

Rather than focusing on production or sales, Mr. Singh currently
spends 20-hrs per day arguing about his sexual orientation and
education level at such hotbeds of audio wisdom as the usenet
newsgroup rec.audio.opinion. While this stategy has to date produced
absolutely no sales at all, Mr. Singh holds out hope that by
outlasting the withering abuse that he collects like **** does flies,
that the "normals" on the group will acknowledge his superior wisdom
and start schilling Jupiter's over-priced and untested speakers,
despite the suspected fire hazard.

Mr. Singh points to a recent post of sympathy from his long-time
rival, Arny Krueger as proof of his marketing acumen.

[Robert Morein]

"Dogma4e" > wrote in message
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> Havard University School of Business today announced the winner of the
> coveted Mellon Marketing Award. This year's recipient is Jupiter
> Audio President Greg Singh. Mr. Singh recently started a speaker kit
> assembly business out of his mother's garage, and has managed to
> suprise pretty much everyone with his unique marketing strategies.
>
> Rather than focusing on production or sales, Mr. Singh currently
> spends 20-hrs per day arguing about his sexual orientation and
> education level at such hotbeds of audio wisdom as the usenet
> newsgroup rec.audio.opinion. While this stategy has to date produced
> absolutely no sales at all, Mr. Singh holds out hope that by
> outlasting the withering abuse that he collects like **** does flies,
> that the "normals" on the group will acknowledge his superior wisdom
> and start schilling Jupiter's over-priced and untested speakers,
> despite the suspected fire hazard.
>
> Mr. Singh points to a recent post of sympathy from his long-time
> rival, Arny Krueger as proof of his marketing acumen.
>
It is indeed time that Mr. Singh be honored for his persistenty obtuse
approach.
In doing so, he joins the exclusive preserve of countries such as Iraq,
North Korea, the Seychelles, Outer Mongolia, Libya, Pakistan, and Indonesia.

For an individual, this is quite an achievement.
Note, however, that the suspected fire hazard is somewhat exceeded by North
Korea's nuclear weapons program. There is no evidence that a single Jupiter
Audio speaker could kill millions of people.