*FROGGY THE DIM-BULB FRENCH BOY*

[Le Lionellaise]

*FROGGY THE DIM-BULB FRENCH BOY*
(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Froggy the dim-bulb French Boy
Hasn't really got a life
Screwing his grandma's armpit
Since he doesn't have a wife
All of the other posters
Think that he's a horse's ass
Showers about once monthly
Smells a lot like methane gas

Then one shiny posting morn
Mom came to his room:
"Lionelle, my little dope
Use my bar of perfumed soap!"

Now all the posters like him
Since he doesn't have a stink
But now the darling Li Li
Dresses head to toe in pink


Lionelle le petit (kiss kiss!)