Radium
September 10th 03, 05:54 AM
Record a sound at 10^-500 of an attobel in mono. Convert the analog
signal to digital PCM channel (still mono). This digital PCM signal
should remain mono and should have a sampling rate of 10^500 samples
every attosecond, and a bit-resolution of 10^1,000-gigabit. This
high-quality mono PCM signal should be split into 100^10,000 different
audio channels, this will reduce the loudness immeasureably. This
100^10,000 channelled, 10^500 sampled per attosecond, 10^1,000 gigabit
PCM signal should be converted to WMA. As the conversion occurs, the
WMA information should have the following characteristics:
1. Sampling rate of 10^500 samples every attosecond
2. 100^10,000 different audio channels
3. Bit rate of 10^-10,000 of a byte every 10^10,000 years
This WMA audio should be amplified using a software WMA amplifier. It
should be amplified from 10^-500 of an attobel to 20 decibels.
BAD SENSE OF BALANCE OCCURS!
signal to digital PCM channel (still mono). This digital PCM signal
should remain mono and should have a sampling rate of 10^500 samples
every attosecond, and a bit-resolution of 10^1,000-gigabit. This
high-quality mono PCM signal should be split into 100^10,000 different
audio channels, this will reduce the loudness immeasureably. This
100^10,000 channelled, 10^500 sampled per attosecond, 10^1,000 gigabit
PCM signal should be converted to WMA. As the conversion occurs, the
WMA information should have the following characteristics:
1. Sampling rate of 10^500 samples every attosecond
2. 100^10,000 different audio channels
3. Bit rate of 10^-10,000 of a byte every 10^10,000 years
This WMA audio should be amplified using a software WMA amplifier. It
should be amplified from 10^-500 of an attobel to 20 decibels.
BAD SENSE OF BALANCE OCCURS!