The Real Macaw

[Margaret von B.]

How do you keep a Macaw from ****ting all over the house?

This thing is like 4 feet long. And it shrieks like Satan....well, that's
his name.

:-|

Margaret

[Clyde Slick]

"Margaret von B." > wrote in message
.. .
> How do you keep a Macaw from ****ting all over the house?
>

By shipping him back to Detroit.



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[Robert Morein]

"Margaret von B." > wrote in message
.. .
> How do you keep a Macaw from ****ting all over the house?
>
> This thing is like 4 feet long. And it shrieks like Satan....well, that's
> his name.
>
> :-|
>
> Margaret
>
Be careful. Those birds can take a finger off with ease.

[Margaret von B.]

"Robert Morein" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Margaret von B." > wrote in message
> .. .
>> How do you keep a Macaw from ****ting all over the house?
>>
>> This thing is like 4 feet long. And it shrieks like Satan....well, that's
>> his name.
>>
>> :-|
>>
>> Margaret
>>
> Be careful. Those birds can take a finger off with ease.
>
>

Oh great, I feel better now.

Believe it or not, I may have to hire a bird consultant. What really stinks
is that the nearest one with proper references is in Dallas and I may have
to fly him in.

Inexplicably the bird seems to like me. I told him to shut up when he was
shrieking his ass off and surprisingly he did with an amused expression.
Don't ask me how he manages that...

Cheers anyway,

Margaret

[ScottW]

"Margaret von B." > wrote in message
. ..
>
> "Robert Morein" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> "Margaret von B." > wrote in message
>> .. .
>>> How do you keep a Macaw from ****ting all over the house?
>>>
>>> This thing is like 4 feet long. And it shrieks like Satan....well,
>>> that's
>>> his name.
>>>
>>> :-|
>>>
>>> Margaret
>>>
>> Be careful. Those birds can take a finger off with ease.
>>
>>
>
> Oh great, I feel better now.
>
> Believe it or not, I may have to hire a bird consultant. What really
> stinks is that the nearest one with proper references is in Dallas and I
> may have to fly him in.
>
> Inexplicably the bird seems to like me.

Cuz your the first dumbass who hasn't confined him to a cage in
his captive life... maybe?

ScottW

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Robert Morein wrote:
> "Margaret von B." > wrote in message
> .. .
> > How do you keep a Macaw from ****ting all over the house?
> >
> > This thing is like 4 feet long. And it shrieks like Satan....well, that's
> > his name.
> >
> > :-|
> >
> > Margaret
> >
> Be careful. Those birds can take a finger off with ease.
>
>
That wasn't your "finger", Bob, even though your hand was down there
all the time. ;-)

[Margaret von B.]

"ScottW" > wrote in message
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>
> "Margaret von B." > wrote in message
> . ..
>>
>> "Robert Morein" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> "Margaret von B." > wrote in message
>>> .. .
>>>> How do you keep a Macaw from ****ting all over the house?
>>>>
>>>> This thing is like 4 feet long. And it shrieks like Satan....well,
>>>> that's
>>>> his name.
>>>>
>>>> :-|
>>>>
>>>> Margaret
>>>>
>>> Be careful. Those birds can take a finger off with ease.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Oh great, I feel better now.
>>
>> Believe it or not, I may have to hire a bird consultant. What really
>> stinks is that the nearest one with proper references is in Dallas and I
>> may have to fly him in.
>>
>> Inexplicably the bird seems to like me.
>
> Cuz your the first dumbass who hasn't confined him to a cage in
> his captive life... maybe?
>

Maybe you are the dumbass. He HAS been in the cage ever since I took custody
of him day before yesterday. I just cannot bear the thought of keeping him
there his remaining 50-100 years! I'd rather shoot him than torture him like
that. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances, shooting or selling him is
not an option in the immediate future. Besides he's kinda cute. But not cute
enough to **** my home.

Cheers,

Margaret

[ScottW]

Margaret von B. wrote:
> "ScottW" > wrote in message
> news:zBjBe.36280$up5.6044@lakeread02...
> >
> > "Margaret von B." > wrote in message
> > . ..
> >>
> >> "Robert Morein" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>>
> >>> "Margaret von B." > wrote in message
> >>> .. .
> >>>> How do you keep a Macaw from ****ting all over the house?
> >>>>
> >>>> This thing is like 4 feet long. And it shrieks like Satan....well,
> >>>> that's
> >>>> his name.
> >>>>
> >>>> :-|
> >>>>
> >>>> Margaret
> >>>>
> >>> Be careful. Those birds can take a finger off with ease.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >> Oh great, I feel better now.
> >>
> >> Believe it or not, I may have to hire a bird consultant. What really
> >> stinks is that the nearest one with proper references is in Dallas and I
> >> may have to fly him in.
> >>
> >> Inexplicably the bird seems to like me.
> >
> > Cuz your the first dumbass who hasn't confined him to a cage in
> > his captive life... maybe?
> >
>
> Maybe you are the dumbass. He HAS been in the cage ever since I took custody
> of him day before yesterday.

Keep him there and he won't **** all over the house.

> I just cannot bear the thought of keeping him
> there his remaining 50-100 years! I'd rather shoot him than torture him like
> that. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances, shooting or selling him is
> not an option in the immediate future. Besides he's kinda cute.

I hear they suck a mean tit too.

> But not cute
> enough to **** my home.

You potty trained your kids.... didn't you?

ScottW

[sam]

dick Malesweski writes:
>>
> That wasn't your "finger", Bob, even though your hand was down there
> all the time. ;-)
>

you're kind of obsessed with homosexuality and masturbation, dick.
why is that?

[Robert Morein]

"sam" > wrote in message
...
> dick Malesweski writes:
> >>
> > That wasn't your "finger", Bob, even though your hand was down there
> > all the time. ;-)
> >
>
> you're kind of obsessed with homosexuality and masturbation, dick.
> why is that?
>
Apparently, Richard Malesweski does not value his reputation.

[Arny Krueger]

"ScottW" > wrote in message
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> "Margaret von B." >
wrote
> in message
. ..
>>
>> "Robert Morein" > wrote
in
>> message ...
>>>
>>> "Margaret von B." >
wrote
>>> in message
>>> .. .
>>>> How do you keep a Macaw from ****ting all over the
house?
>>>>
>>>> This thing is like 4 feet long. And it shrieks like
>>>> Satan....well, that's
>>>> his name.

>> Believe it or not, I may have to hire a bird consultant.

It's called looking before you leap Maggie. You should try
it some time.

>> What really stinks is that the nearest one with proper
references
>> is in Dallas and I may have to fly him in.

Put him on the nearest big bird, Maggie! ;-)

>> Inexplicably the bird seems to like me.

Macaws love rotting fruit, Maggie. He may like your smell.

> Cuz your the first dumbass who hasn't confined him to a
cage in
> his captive life... maybe?

Good point. It's quite clear that Maggie lacks the smarts to
handle this bird. In a way, it has outsmarted her.

Outsmarted by a true and genuine bird brain, that's Maggie's
quandry.

[Arny Krueger]

"sam" > wrote in message

> dick Malesweski writes:
>>>
>> That wasn't your "finger", Bob, even though your hand was
>> down there all the time. ;-)
>>
>
> you're kind of obsessed with homosexuality and
masturbation,
> dick. why is that?

Seems like you just gratuitously introduced both topics,
Surf. Why is that?

[Margaret von B.]

"Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
...

> Good point. It's quite clear that Maggie lacks the smarts to
> handle this bird. In a way, it has outsmarted her.
>
> Outsmarted by a true and genuine bird brain, that's Maggie's
> quandry.
>

But still smart enough to teach a perpetual moron like you, Arny. It is
spelled Q-U-A-N-D-A-R-Y.

Cheers,

Margaret

[Arny Krueger]

"Margaret von B." > wrote
in
message
> "Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> Good point. It's quite clear that Maggie lacks the smarts
to
>> handle this bird. In a way, it has outsmarted her.
>>
>> Outsmarted by a true and genuine bird brain, that's
Maggie's
>> quandry.
>>
>
> But still smart enough to teach a perpetual moron like
you,
> Arny. It is spelled Q-U-A-N-D-A-R-Y.

As usual, when cornered Maggie shows her true debating trade
skills and starts whining about spelling.

[Margaret von B.]

"Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
...
> "Margaret von B." > wrote
> in
> message
>> "Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>>> Good point. It's quite clear that Maggie lacks the smarts
> to
>>> handle this bird. In a way, it has outsmarted her.
>>>
>>> Outsmarted by a true and genuine bird brain, that's
> Maggie's
>>> quandry.
>>>
>>
>> But still smart enough to teach a perpetual moron like
> you,
>> Arny. It is spelled Q-U-A-N-D-A-R-Y.
>
> As usual, when cornered Maggie shows her true debating trade
> skills and starts whining about spelling.
>
>

Who's whining now?

Cheers,

Margaret

[George M. Middius]

Robert Morein said:

> > you're kind of obsessed with homosexuality and masturbation, dick.
> > why is that?

> Apparently, Richard Malesweski does not value his reputation.

dickie is looking forward to his return to jail.

[sam]

"Arny Krueger" > wrote
>
> Seems like you just gratuitously introduced both topics,
> Surf. Why is that?



incorrect, bird brain.

and why are you defending Malesweski the Pervert?
are you sharing your pedophilia collection with him?

[Arny Krueger]

"sam" > wrote in message

> "Arny Krueger" > wrote
>>
>> Seems like you just gratuitously introduced both topics,
>> Surf. Why is that?

> incorrect, bird brain.

What a lame abuse of my earlier comparison of Maggies brain
to that of a bird's.

Can't you do better?

> and why are you defending Malesweski the Pervert?

....defending?

and, who is this Maleweski?

> are you sharing your pedophilia collection with him?

I have nothing to share since I totally destroyed that gross
unsolicited private email that you sent me, Surf. If you
want to share your fave kiddie porn with your boyfriends,
why not do it directly and leave me out of it?

[Margaret von B.]

"Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
...
> "sam" > wrote in message
>
>> "Arny Krueger" > wrote
>>>
>>> Seems like you just gratuitously introduced both topics,
>>> Surf. Why is that?
>
>> incorrect, bird brain.
>
> What a lame abuse of my earlier comparison of Maggies brain
> to that of a bird's.
>

OK...

> Can't you do better?
>
>> and why are you defending Malesweski the Pervert?
>
> ...defending?
>
> and, who is this Maleweski?
>
>> are you sharing your pedophilia collection with him?
>
> I have nothing to share since I totally destroyed that gross
> unsolicited private email that you sent me, Surf. If you
> want to share your fave kiddie porn with your boyfriends,

Apparently his "lame abuse" was lame enough for you to follow suit. LOL!

> why not do it directly and leave me out of it?
>

Considering the number of folks who you claim have contributed to your
collection, there must be tons of it. How come this only happens to you?

Cheers,

Margaret


PS. When are you gonna get rid of the backup copy?

[Clyde Slick]

"Margaret von B." > wrote in message
. ..
>
> "Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "sam" > wrote in message
>>
>>> "Arny Krueger" > wrote
>>>>
>>>> Seems like you just gratuitously introduced both topics,
>>>> Surf. Why is that?
>>
>>> incorrect, bird brain.
>>
>> What a lame abuse of my earlier comparison of Maggies brain
>> to that of a bird's.
>>
>
> OK...
>
>> Can't you do better?
>>
>>> and why are you defending Malesweski the Pervert?
>>
>> ...defending?
>>
>> and, who is this Maleweski?
>>
>>> are you sharing your pedophilia collection with him?
>>
>> I have nothing to share since I totally destroyed that gross
>> unsolicited private email that you sent me, Surf. If you
>> want to share your fave kiddie porn with your boyfriends,
>
> Apparently his "lame abuse" was lame enough for you to follow suit. LOL!
>
>> why not do it directly and leave me out of it?
>>
>
> Considering the number of folks who you claim have contributed to your
> collection, there must be tons of it. How come this only happens to you?
>
> Cheers,
>
> Margaret
>
>
> PS. When are you gonna get rid of the backup copy?
>

Surf, Devil, Middius, Weil, Atkinson and myself were accused of sending it,
depending upon who he is 'debating' at any particular time.
of course, nobody ever sent him any such thing.



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[Arny Krueger]

"Clyde Slick" > wrote in message


> Surf, Devil, Middius, Weil, Atkinson and myself were
accused
> of sending it, depending upon who he is 'debating' at any
> particular time.

At least half of those names belong to anonymous aliases.
Art's admitting that he knows the real person(s) behind
them.

>Of course, nobody ever sent him any such thing.

The only way Art could know for sure who didn't send it to
me is for him to know who sent it to me.

[Clyde Slick]

"Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
...
> "Clyde Slick" > wrote in message
>
>
>> Surf, Devil, Middius, Weil, Atkinson and myself were
> accused
>> of sending it, depending upon who he is 'debating' at any
>> particular time.
>
> At least half of those names belong to anonymous aliases.
> Art's admitting that he knows the real person(s) behind
> them.
>
>>Of course, nobody ever sent him any such thing.
>
> The only way Art could know for sure who didn't send it to
> me is for him to know who sent it to me.
>
>

Nobody sent it to you.
Nobody sent you the porn that you claimed was kiddie porn.



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[Arny Krueger]

"Clyde Slick" > wrote in message

> "Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "Clyde Slick" > wrote in message
>>
>>
>>> Surf, Devil, Middius, Weil, Atkinson and myself were
>> accused
>>> of sending it, depending upon who he is 'debating' at
any
>>> particular time.
>>
>> At least half of those names belong to anonymous aliases.
>> Art's admitting that he knows the real person(s) behind
>> them.
>>
>>> Of course, nobody ever sent him any such thing.
>>
>> The only way Art could know for sure who didn't send it
to
>> me is for him to know who sent it to me.

> Nobody sent it to you.

Delusions of omniscience noted. Art, were you delusional
this way before or after you surrendered your mind to
Middius?

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Arny Krueger wrote:
> "Clyde Slick" > wrote in message
>
> > "Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> "Clyde Slick" > wrote in message
> >>
> >>
> >>> Surf, Devil, Middius, Weil, Atkinson and myself were
> >> accused
> >>> of sending it, depending upon who he is 'debating' at
> any
> >>> particular time.
> >>
> >> At least half of those names belong to anonymous aliases.
> >> Art's admitting that he knows the real person(s) behind
> >> them.
> >>
> >>> Of course, nobody ever sent him any such thing.
> >>
> >> The only way Art could know for sure who didn't send it
> to
> >> me is for him to know who sent it to me.
>
> > Nobody sent it to you.
>
> Delusions of omniscience noted. Art, were you delusional
> this way before or after you surrendered your mind to
> Middius?
>
>

What mind? Like his favorite amps, SackMan's cranium is Vacuum State.
;-)

[Real Joly Speaker Man - Doctor of Brain]

Joly could repair the thoughts within this scope of thread

Much smash brain damage happened here and the Joly concept could repair
it

Joly think that 3 months each in confined no physics replay would be
start and time to deliver concept 7 would be in range

3 months on Joly all is well and cured no more evil mind follow up here

[Margaret von B.]

"Clyde Slick" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Margaret von B." > wrote in message
> . ..
>>
>> "Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> "sam" > wrote in message
>>>
>>>> "Arny Krueger" > wrote
>>>>>
>>>>> Seems like you just gratuitously introduced both topics,
>>>>> Surf. Why is that?
>>>
>>>> incorrect, bird brain.
>>>
>>> What a lame abuse of my earlier comparison of Maggies brain
>>> to that of a bird's.
>>>
>>
>> OK...
>>
>>> Can't you do better?
>>>
>>>> and why are you defending Malesweski the Pervert?
>>>
>>> ...defending?
>>>
>>> and, who is this Maleweski?
>>>
>>>> are you sharing your pedophilia collection with him?
>>>
>>> I have nothing to share since I totally destroyed that gross
>>> unsolicited private email that you sent me, Surf. If you
>>> want to share your fave kiddie porn with your boyfriends,
>>
>> Apparently his "lame abuse" was lame enough for you to follow suit. LOL!
>>
>>> why not do it directly and leave me out of it?
>>>
>>
>> Considering the number of folks who you claim have contributed to your
>> collection, there must be tons of it. How come this only happens to you?
>>
>> Cheers,
>>
>> Margaret
>>
>>
>> PS. When are you gonna get rid of the backup copy?
>>
>
> Surf, Devil, Middius, Weil, Atkinson and myself were accused of sending
> it,
> depending upon who he is 'debating' at any particular time.
> of course, nobody ever sent him any such thing.
>

Maybe Google, that lying *******, sent it to him! LOL!

Cheers,

Margaret