Lost Track

[Margaret von B.]

Well hello there!

Had to reinstall software this morning. Lost track of the latest insults
directed my way and too lazy to wade through the tremendous pile of crap
y'all managed to defecate here over the holiday weekend.

So if you're hooked on my knowledgeable, intelligent, witty and funny
responses, please repost your insults since approximately June 30th.

Other than Krooborg, I hope y'all had a nice holiday weekend to celebrate
America's birthday. And I sincerely hope that Krooborg's BBQ ended up a
three alarm fire!

Cheers,

Margaret

[GeoSynch]

"Margaret von B." is hazily discombobulated:

> Lost track of the latest insults directed my way and too lazy to wade
> through...

That dementia thing is a real downer, eh Mags?
Cheer up, though, dear decrepit old gal - you may at least be
able to have the psoriasis blotches sandblasted away.


GeoSynch

[Margaret von B.]

"GeoSynch" > wrote in message
link.net...
> "Margaret von B." is hazily discombobulated:
>
>> Lost track of the latest insults directed my way and too lazy to wade
>> through...
>
> That dementia thing is a real downer, eh Mags?
> Cheer up, though, dear decrepit old gal - you may at least be
> able to have the psoriasis blotches sandblasted away.
>
>

Thanks Geosynch. You military dregs sure know how to follow orders. Do you
by any chance clean pools too?

Oh, almost forgot, that was a very witty of you! You've certainly earned
your daily ration of crackers with cream cheese.

Cheers,

Margaret

[GeoSynch]

Maggie tries honey instead of vinegar:

> Thanks Geosynch. You military dregs sure know how to follow orders.
> Do you by any chance clean pools too?

Will work for food (see below), but only if you haven't jumped in the pool
immediately after taking a boatride.

> Oh, almost forgot, that was a very witty of you! You've certainly earned your
> daily ration of crackers with cream cheese.

Be a dear and put some lox on top of that cream cheese, and make it a bagel
instead of crackers. Thanks my sweet little shiksa.


GeoSynch

[Margaret von B.]

"GeoSynch" > wrote in message
link.net...
> Maggie tries honey instead of vinegar:
>
>> Thanks Geosynch. You military dregs sure know how to follow orders.
>> Do you by any chance clean pools too?
>
> Will work for food (see below), but only if you haven't jumped in the pool
> immediately after taking a boatride.
>
>> Oh, almost forgot, that was a very witty of you! You've certainly earned
>> your daily ration of crackers with cream cheese.
>
> Be a dear and put some lox on top

Ask Arnii, I'm sure he'll be happy to lay some logs on your bagel. :-)


Cheers,

Margaret

[GeoSynch]

Maggie tittered:

> Ask Arnii, I'm sure he'll be happy to lay some logs on your bagel. :-)

Maggie made a funny ... tee-hee-hee.


GeoSynch