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ScottW
June 13th 05, 08:06 PM
http://tinyurl.com/d8654

Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
cultural events?

ScottW

dave weil
June 13th 05, 08:33 PM
On 13 Jun 2005 12:06:34 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:

>http://tinyurl.com/d8654
>
>Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
>cultural events?

How much do you need?

ScottW
June 13th 05, 09:27 PM
dave weil wrote:
> On 13 Jun 2005 12:06:34 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
>
> >http://tinyurl.com/d8654
> >
> >Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
> >cultural events?
>
> How much do you need?

Waiter/bail bonds, way to go Dave. Diversification is good. Is
bounty hunting next?

Anyway, I got my B-in-law out of TJ jail for $600, I'll bet its even
less in Tennessee. Did you know you lived in the cockfighting capital
of the world :)

ScottW

Schizoid Man
June 13th 05, 09:32 PM
ScottW wrote:

> Anyway, I got my B-in-law out of TJ jail for $600, I'll bet its even
> less in Tennessee.

Would that be your sister's husband or your wife's brother? What we
busted for?

ScottW
June 13th 05, 09:48 PM
Wife's brother, he got in a bar fight :) It was about 10 years ago.
Pretty interesting. In a TJ courtroom, my wife negotiated his "fine"
from $1500 down to $600 and then we waited another hour while the
judge, arresting cop, and the local he got into a fight with negotiated
how to split the money. It was pretty clear they had a scam going with
this kid going into bars and getting into fights with Americans.
Apparently, my b-in-law (who was a bit of a thug) kicked this guys ass
to quickly before the cop got there and the guy wanted a bigger share
as consequence.

ScottW

dave weil
June 13th 05, 09:57 PM
On 13 Jun 2005 13:27:10 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:

>
>
>dave weil wrote:
>> On 13 Jun 2005 12:06:34 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
>>
>> >http://tinyurl.com/d8654
>> >
>> >Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
>> >cultural events?
>>
>> How much do you need?
>
> Waiter/bail bonds, way to go Dave. Diversification is good. Is
>bounty hunting next?
>
> Anyway, I got my B-in-law out of TJ jail for $600, I'll bet its even
>less in Tennessee.

How did you end up in jail in Tennessee?

>Did you know you lived in the cockfighting capital
>of the world :)

I thought that was Lancaster, CA:

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/10898285.htm

I wonder if the concessions offered granola instead of popcorn.

Funny that you guys seem to be the pesticide black market capital as
well...

dave weil
June 13th 05, 09:58 PM
On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:32:58 -0700, Schizoid Man > wrote:

>ScottW wrote:
>
>> Anyway, I got my B-in-law out of TJ jail for $600, I'll bet its even
>> less in Tennessee.
>
>Would that be your sister's husband or your wife's brother? What we
>busted for?

Actually, out there in California, apparently cockfights have a
different meaning, if current CNN images can be trusted.

dave weil
June 13th 05, 09:59 PM
On 13 Jun 2005 13:48:09 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:

>Wife's brother, he got in a bar fight :)

Now THAT'S a hotspot of culture!

ScottW
June 13th 05, 10:08 PM
dave weil wrote:
> On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 13:32:58 -0700, Schizoid Man > wrote:
>
> >ScottW wrote:
> >
> >> Anyway, I got my B-in-law out of TJ jail for $600, I'll bet its even
> >> less in Tennessee.
> >
> >Would that be your sister's husband or your wife's brother? What we
> >busted for?
>
> Actually, out there in California, apparently cockfights have a
> different meaning, if current CNN images can be trusted.

Never trust CNN.

ScottW

ScottW
June 13th 05, 10:10 PM
dave weil wrote:
> On 13 Jun 2005 13:27:10 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >dave weil wrote:
> >> On 13 Jun 2005 12:06:34 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
> >>
> >> >http://tinyurl.com/d8654
> >> >
> >> >Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
> >> >cultural events?
> >>
> >> How much do you need?
> >
> > Waiter/bail bonds, way to go Dave. Diversification is good. Is
> >bounty hunting next?
> >
> > Anyway, I got my B-in-law out of TJ jail for $600, I'll bet its even
> >less in Tennessee.
>
> How did you end up in jail in Tennessee?

In your delusioal world... its easy :).
>
> >Did you know you lived in the cockfighting capital
> >of the world :)
>
> I thought that was Lancaster, CA:
>
> http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/10898285.htm

They did too until Tennessee took over.

>
> I wonder if the concessions offered granola instead of popcorn.
>
> Funny that you guys seem to be the pesticide black market capital as
> well...

They're probably used in methamphetamine production.

ScottW

dave weil
June 13th 05, 10:17 PM
On 13 Jun 2005 14:10:36 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:

>
>
>dave weil wrote:
>> On 13 Jun 2005 13:27:10 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >dave weil wrote:
>> >> On 13 Jun 2005 12:06:34 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >http://tinyurl.com/d8654
>> >> >
>> >> >Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
>> >> >cultural events?
>> >>
>> >> How much do you need?
>> >
>> > Waiter/bail bonds, way to go Dave. Diversification is good. Is
>> >bounty hunting next?
>> >
>> > Anyway, I got my B-in-law out of TJ jail for $600, I'll bet its even
>> >less in Tennessee.
>>
>> How did you end up in jail in Tennessee?
>
> In your delusioal world... its easy :).

What kind of world?

>> >Did you know you lived in the cockfighting capital
>> >of the world :)
>>
>> I thought that was Lancaster, CA:
>>
>> http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/10898285.htm
>
> They did too until Tennessee took over.

So, I guess culture isn't a big deal in YOUR neighborhood either.

>> I wonder if the concessions offered granola instead of popcorn.
>>
>> Funny that you guys seem to be the pesticide black market capital as
>> well...
>
> They're probably used in methamphetamine production.

Such a culture spot you live in. Perhaps you should have kept your
brother-in-law away from meth.

PS, you're now safe since Jacko is going free. You're free to continue
your aberrant behavior.

ScottW
June 13th 05, 10:35 PM
dave weil wrote:
> On 13 Jun 2005 14:10:36 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >dave weil wrote:
> >> On 13 Jun 2005 13:27:10 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >dave weil wrote:
> >> >> On 13 Jun 2005 12:06:34 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >http://tinyurl.com/d8654
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
> >> >> >cultural events?
> >> >>
> >> >> How much do you need?
> >> >
> >> > Waiter/bail bonds, way to go Dave. Diversification is good. Is
> >> >bounty hunting next?
> >> >
> >> > Anyway, I got my B-in-law out of TJ jail for $600, I'll bet its even
> >> >less in Tennessee.
> >>
> >> How did you end up in jail in Tennessee?
> >
> > In your delusioal world... its easy :).
>
> What kind of world?


delusio(n)al. Was that really so difficult?

>
> >> >Did you know you lived in the cockfighting capital
> >> >of the world :)
> >>
> >> I thought that was Lancaster, CA:
> >>
> >> http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/10898285.htm
> >
> > They did too until Tennessee took over.
>
> So, I guess culture isn't a big deal in YOUR neighborhood either.

We sacrificed culture for climate :).

>
> >> I wonder if the concessions offered granola instead of popcorn.
> >>
> >> Funny that you guys seem to be the pesticide black market capital as
> >> well...
> >
> > They're probably used in methamphetamine production.
>
> Such a culture spot you live in. Perhaps you should have kept your
> brother-in-law away from meth.

and the beer :).
>
> PS, you're now safe since Jacko is going free. You're free to continue
> your aberrant behavior.

Thanks Dave.

ScottW

Clyde Slick
June 14th 05, 01:33 AM
"ScottW" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> http://tinyurl.com/d8654
>
> Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
> cultural events?
>
> ScottW
>

I missed something.
Who delared war on who first?
What started this?

Comments, Dave?

Comments,Scott?



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EddieM
June 14th 05, 01:46 AM
> Clyde Slick wrote
>> ScottW wrote
>
>
>> http://tinyurl.com/d8654
>>
>> Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
>> cultural events?
>>
>> ScottW
>>
>
> I missed something.
> Who delared war on who first?
> What started this?
>
> Comments, Dave?
>
> Comments,Scott?




It doesn't strike as something that would come
from Tennessee.

Schizoid Man
June 14th 05, 01:52 AM
Clyde Slick wrote:

> "ScottW" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>
>>http://tinyurl.com/d8654
>>
>>Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
>>cultural events?
>>
>>ScottW
>
> I missed something.
> Who delared war on who first?
> What started this?
>
> Comments, Dave?
>
> Comments,Scott?

Middius declared war on Usenet.

EddieM
June 14th 05, 02:02 AM
>> Schizoid Man wrote
>> Clyde Slick wrote:
>>>Scott wrote

>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/d8654
>>>
>>>Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
>>>cultural events?
>>>
>>>ScottW
>>
>> I missed something.
>> Who delared war on who first?
>> What started this?
>>
>> Comments, Dave?
>>
>> Comments,Scott?
>
> Middius declared war on Usenet.


Do you think Clyde Slick is here for fun, why or why not?

George M. Middius
June 14th 05, 02:35 AM
Schizoid Man said:

> Middius declared war on Usenet.

Stop fixating on me. It's unhealthy.

ScottW
June 14th 05, 03:38 AM
Clyde Slick wrote:
> "ScottW" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > http://tinyurl.com/d8654
> >
> > Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
> > cultural events?
> >
> > ScottW
> >
>
> I missed something.
> Who delared war on who first?

I forget.

> What started this?

Me, pulling Dave's chain on a slow day :)

>
> Comments, Dave?
>
> Comments,Scott?

I'm sorry...... at least about about the Maggie crack. It was unfair
and just the thought qualifies as cruel and unusual.

ScottW

Clyde Slick
June 14th 05, 04:01 AM
"ScottW" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>
>
> Clyde Slick wrote:
>> "ScottW" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>> > http://tinyurl.com/d8654
>> >
>> > Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
>> > cultural events?
>> >
>> > ScottW
>> >
>>
>> I missed something.
>> Who delared war on who first?
>
> I forget.
>
>> What started this?
>
> Me, pulling Dave's chain on a slow day :)
>
>>
>> Comments, Dave?
>>
>> Comments,Scott?
>
> I'm sorry...... at least about about the Maggie crack. It was unfair
> and just the thought qualifies as cruel and unusual.
>

What's wrong with Maggie's crack?



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Schizoid Man
June 14th 05, 05:51 AM
George M. Middius wrote:
>
> Schizoid Man said:
>
>>Middius declared war on Usenet.
>
> Stop fixating on me. It's unhealthy.

Sorry George, but you're so much more dapper than the rest of this lot.

dave weil
June 14th 05, 06:28 AM
On 13 Jun 2005 14:35:45 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:

>
>
>dave weil wrote:
>> On 13 Jun 2005 14:10:36 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >dave weil wrote:
>> >> On 13 Jun 2005 13:27:10 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >dave weil wrote:
>> >> >> On 13 Jun 2005 12:06:34 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >http://tinyurl.com/d8654
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Hey Dave, How much does it cost to get out of jail from one of these
>> >> >> >cultural events?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> How much do you need?
>> >> >
>> >> > Waiter/bail bonds, way to go Dave. Diversification is good. Is
>> >> >bounty hunting next?
>> >> >
>> >> > Anyway, I got my B-in-law out of TJ jail for $600, I'll bet its even
>> >> >less in Tennessee.
>> >>
>> >> How did you end up in jail in Tennessee?
>> >
>> > In your delusioal world... its easy :).
>>
>> What kind of world?
>
>
> delusio(n)al. Was that really so difficult?

Is English really so difficult for you?

>> >> >Did you know you lived in the cockfighting capital
>> >> >of the world :)
>> >>
>> >> I thought that was Lancaster, CA:
>> >>
>> >> http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/10898285.htm
>> >
>> > They did too until Tennessee took over.
>>
>> So, I guess culture isn't a big deal in YOUR neighborhood either.
>
> We sacrificed culture for climate :).

Oh yeah - Lancaster - the land of the great climate.

If you like the desert...

>> >> I wonder if the concessions offered granola instead of popcorn.
>> >>
>> >> Funny that you guys seem to be the pesticide black market capital as
>> >> well...
>> >
>> > They're probably used in methamphetamine production.
>>
>> Such a culture spot you live in. Perhaps you should have kept your
>> brother-in-law away from meth.
>
> and the beer :).
>>
>> PS, you're now safe since Jacko is going free. You're free to continue
>> your aberrant behavior.
>
> Thanks Dave.

You're welcome. It was a lovely thread you started.

George M. Middius
June 14th 05, 12:07 PM
Schizoid Man said:

> > Stop fixating on me. It's unhealthy.
>
> Sorry George, but you're so much more dapper than the rest of this lot.

That reminds me, time for my weekly shower.

ScottW
June 14th 05, 05:54 PM
dave weil wrote:
> >>
> >> So, I guess culture isn't a big deal in YOUR neighborhood either.
> >
> > We sacrificed culture for climate :).
>
> Oh yeah - Lancaster - the land of the great climate.


Lancaster is not my neighborhood. You seem to think I inhabit the
entire state of Ca.


>
> If you like the desert...

In the winter... the deser is a pretty amazing place. Last winter we
went out and checked out where they filmed the off planet scenes for
Starship Troopers.
Its amazing. A miniature (but still awesome) version of the grand
canyon.

>
> >> >> I wonder if the concessions offered granola instead of popcorn.
> >> >>
> >> >> Funny that you guys seem to be the pesticide black market capital as
> >> >> well...
> >> >
> >> > They're probably used in methamphetamine production.
> >>
> >> Such a culture spot you live in. Perhaps you should have kept your
> >> brother-in-law away from meth.
> >
> > and the beer :).
> >>
> >> PS, you're now safe since Jacko is going free. You're free to continue
> >> your aberrant behavior.
> >
> > Thanks Dave.
>
> You're welcome. It was a lovely thread you started.

Just think people should be aware that Tennessee isn't just for
country music lovers anymore :)

ScottW

dave weil
June 14th 05, 06:37 PM
On 14 Jun 2005 09:54:48 -0700, "ScottW" > wrote:

>
>
>dave weil wrote:
>> >>
>> >> So, I guess culture isn't a big deal in YOUR neighborhood either.
>> >
>> > We sacrificed culture for climate :).
>>
>> Oh yeah - Lancaster - the land of the great climate.
>
>
> Lancaster is not my neighborhood. You seem to think I inhabit the
>entire state of Ca.

As you seem to think that I'm outside of Knoxville.

Just so you know, Davidson County is one of the few counties in the
state to go Democratic in the last election. We're LIGHTYEARS away
from the Knowville area, both in terms of mileage *and* culture. Of
course, being a stauch conservative, I know that this doesn't impress
you so much, but you shouldn't be crying any tears over a few dead
cocks anyway, right?

You *are* pretty close to Bakersfield and Orange County, right? You
ARE just on the edge of the desert, right? You DON'T have winter (not
talking about the desert but about SD), right? For me, seasons are key
to a nice climate. Your mileage probably varies. And even the winter
in the desert is pretty weanie. It just gets cold at night.

>> If you like the desert...
>
> In the winter... the deser is a pretty amazing place. Last winter we
>went out and checked out where they filmed the off planet scenes for
>Starship Troopers.

Well, that should tell you something right there.

> Its amazing. A miniature (but still awesome) version of the grand
>canyon.

I don't mind visiting the desert for a couple of days. I've even spent
three weeks in the Califonia desert in late winter. All expenses paid
by you.

>> >> >> I wonder if the concessions offered granola instead of popcorn.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Funny that you guys seem to be the pesticide black market capital as
>> >> >> well...
>> >> >
>> >> > They're probably used in methamphetamine production.
>> >>
>> >> Such a culture spot you live in. Perhaps you should have kept your
>> >> brother-in-law away from meth.
>> >
>> > and the beer :).
>> >>
>> >> PS, you're now safe since Jacko is going free. You're free to continue
>> >> your aberrant behavior.
>> >
>> > Thanks Dave.
>>
>> You're welcome. It was a lovely thread you started.
>
> Just think people should be aware that Tennessee isn't just for
>country music lovers anymore :)

And Calipornia (yes, spelling intentional) is the place you go if you
don't want to be committed of a crime. Better make sure that you're a
celebrity though.

Just remember, if Tennessee is too green for cockfighters everywhere,
they can go to arid, brown Lancaster to get their kicks. And probably
knock off a few migrant workers for kicks, to boot.