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Lonon Briggs
May 25th 05, 12:05 AM
As all lovers of Frazzles will know, our favourite bacon-flavoured
maize and rice snack has been rather difficult to source in recent
years. Of course, all the supermarkets have rushed to fill the Frazzle
void, but for the most part the results have been less than inspiring.
One emulsifier too many, an E number clashing with the sodium,
substandard yeast extract, that sort of thing. And none have properly
duplicated that not-red 'red' streak of the original Frazzle.

I'm glad to report that this dire, awful, weepingly miserable state of
affairs is at an end thanks to everyone's favourite supermarket:
Tesco.

Their 'Tesco Bacon rashers' are the spiritual and emotional equivalent
of the erstwhile Frazzle. And they've taken things one step further:
to get your fix, you don't have to buy six bags; Tesco's rashers come
in 125g bags, enough for the hungriest of hungries.

Roy London

P.S. Buy Powerbooks; death to Microsoft.

Surf
May 25th 05, 02:03 AM
you never call anymore. i hate you.

Boon
May 25th 05, 02:31 AM
Funyuns with Wasabi flavoring. 'Nuff said.

Boon

Sander deWaal
May 26th 05, 09:54 PM
Lonon Briggs > said:

>As all lovers of Frazzles will know, our favourite bacon-flavoured
>maize and rice snack has been rather difficult to source in recent
>years. Of course, all the supermarkets have rushed to fill the Frazzle
>void, but for the most part the results have been less than inspiring.
>One emulsifier too many, an E number clashing with the sodium,
>substandard yeast extract, that sort of thing. And none have properly
>duplicated that not-red 'red' streak of the original Frazzle.
>
>I'm glad to report that this dire, awful, weepingly miserable state of
>affairs is at an end thanks to everyone's favourite supermarket:
>Tesco.
>
>Their 'Tesco Bacon rashers' are the spiritual and emotional equivalent
>of the erstwhile Frazzle. And they've taken things one step further:
>to get your fix, you don't have to buy six bags; Tesco's rashers come
>in 125g bags, enough for the hungriest of hungries.
>
>Roy London
>
>P.S. Buy Powerbooks; death to Microsoft.


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