"Best of" [email protected]

[Scott Gardner]

Well, just figured out the language barrier - he's Korean. True, his
English skills are better than my Korean skills, but you don't see me
posting all over Usenet in Korean, making an ass out of myself.

I thought you might get a kick out of some of his other posts from
other groups.

Here's one from rec.bicycles.misc:

"I love to pack my back to get out of this rotten place. I've much
better to do than fighting myself with porno society, and I don't
wanna see my children getting fat and watching pornograpy and
bascially poisoned by the rotten TV program. I wish I was born in
SCandinavia or swieterland, and I can really ride a bicycle over
there. Yeah riding a real bicycle in real bike road and I'm gonna to
sing :-)) "

Or this particularly funny one from soc.culture.europe:

" American people don't speak the proper english. THey speak the
languge of one tribe speak. Very inarticulate. "

And one more from rec.bicycles.misc:

"You telling me you are not trolling? Why don't you put a soup on your
head and ride a bike, moron?"


Feel free to add more...

Scott Gardner

[MOSFET]

lol
Very funny. Well, I've said it before, he may be annoying but he certainly
provides us all with plenty to talk about. In fact, I suppose he would
almost be tolerable if he just didn't TRY to give advice.

MOSFET

"Scott Gardner" > wrote in message
...
> Well, just figured out the language barrier - he's Korean. True, his
> English skills are better than my Korean skills, but you don't see me
> posting all over Usenet in Korean, making an ass out of myself.
>
> I thought you might get a kick out of some of his other posts from
> other groups.
>
> Here's one from rec.bicycles.misc:
>
> "I love to pack my back to get out of this rotten place. I've much
> better to do than fighting myself with porno society, and I don't
> wanna see my children getting fat and watching pornograpy and
> bascially poisoned by the rotten TV program. I wish I was born in
> SCandinavia or swieterland, and I can really ride a bicycle over
> there. Yeah riding a real bicycle in real bike road and I'm gonna to
> sing :-)) "
>
> Or this particularly funny one from soc.culture.europe:
>
> " American people don't speak the proper english. THey speak the
> languge of one tribe speak. Very inarticulate. "
>
> And one more from rec.bicycles.misc:
>
> "You telling me you are not trolling? Why don't you put a soup on your
> head and ride a bike, moron?"
>
>
> Feel free to add more...
>
> Scott Gardner
>
>
>
>

[Barry & Nikki]

Has anyone ever thought this may be William well Hung??? Maybe all the blood
goes to his member and makes him incoherent, babbly, dizzy, .........



"Scott Gardner" > wrote in message
...
> Well, just figured out the language barrier - he's Korean. True, his
> English skills are better than my Korean skills, but you don't see me
> posting all over Usenet in Korean, making an ass out of myself.
>
> I thought you might get a kick out of some of his other posts from
> other groups.
>
> Here's one from rec.bicycles.misc:
>
> "I love to pack my back to get out of this rotten place. I've much
> better to do than fighting myself with porno society, and I don't
> wanna see my children getting fat and watching pornograpy and
> bascially poisoned by the rotten TV program. I wish I was born in
> SCandinavia or swieterland, and I can really ride a bicycle over
> there. Yeah riding a real bicycle in real bike road and I'm gonna to
> sing :-)) "
>
> Or this particularly funny one from soc.culture.europe:
>
> " American people don't speak the proper english. THey speak the
> languge of one tribe speak. Very inarticulate. "
>
> And one more from rec.bicycles.misc:
>
> "You telling me you are not trolling? Why don't you put a soup on your
> head and ride a bike, moron?"
>
>
> Feel free to add more...
>
> Scott Gardner
>
>
>
>

[[email protected]]

Here is the guy spending 5 hr or more of online searching thing that he
does not need in his life. This guy is gone to another level of
trolling and spamming. What is the point of this? How do you know I'm a
korean or not? Basically everyone can say anything he wants it. I will
not rebutting any kind of such trolling garbage.

<...deleting trolling crap...>

>
> Scott Gardner

[Scott Gardner]

On 2 Mar 2005 19:47:19 -0800, wrote:

>
>
>Here is the guy spending 5 hr or more of online searching thing that he
>does not need in his life. This guy is gone to another level of
>trolling and spamming. What is the point of this? How do you know I'm a
>korean or not? Basically everyone can say anything he wants it. I will
>not rebutting any kind of such trolling garbage.
>
><...deleting trolling crap...>
>
>>
>> Scott Gardner


First, it hardly took five hours. It didn't even take 30 minutes.
For those of us that know how to use Google, Usenet searches are
remarkably quick and easy. Plus, you're such a goofball that it's
actually kind of fun to read your posts.

As for whether or not you're Korean, you've posted on Usenet saying
that you're Korean. So, either you're Korean or you're lying. I
don't really care which - being Korean is not a bad thing, after all.

Tell us about your alcoholic uncle, or about how you'd like to leave
California and move to a socialist country, since you consider
yourself a socialist.

Scott

[Scott Gardner]

Here's some new ones :

"Oh boy.... you are just full red alert!"

(Can ANYONE tell me what the hell he means here?)



And, here's the first post as "Red Cloud", from a thread appropriately
titled "Hi, everybody.....I am now known as Red Cloud", in
soc.culture.japan.

"I am no more Ultraman...idiots!"

Short, sweet, and completely unintelligible - just his style.









Scott Gardner

[[email protected]]

Scott Gardner wrote:
> Here's some new ones :
>
> "Oh boy.... you are just full red alert!"
>
> (Can ANYONE tell me what the hell he means here?)
>
>
>
> And, here's the first post as "Red Cloud", from a thread
appropriately
> titled "Hi, everybody.....I am now known as Red Cloud", in
> soc.culture.japan.
>
> "I am no more Ultraman...idiots!"
>
> Short, sweet, and completely unintelligible - just his style.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Scott Gardner


U R in total wasteland! It's time to trash your waste...

[MOSFET]

> wrote in message
oups.com...
>
> U R in total wasteland! It's time to trash your waste...
>
That one's good too! Thank you mmdir2002! Keep 'um coming!