Don Cooper
September 22nd 04, 05:29 AM
hollywood_steve wrote:
> If this is how the current administration is
> working to keep me safe, STOP IT!
#6 comes to mind:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to
Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me
want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S.
Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover
the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of
"nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
> If this is how the current administration is
> working to keep me safe, STOP IT!
#6 comes to mind:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to
Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me
want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S.
Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover
the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of
"nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.