Re: Humous..

[Bruce J. Richman]

Paul Dormer wrote:


>Why did the torresists cross the road?
>Because there was no one on the other side.
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Just a case of one nobody helping another.

>Why was the Kroopologist admitted to hospital?
>Tore 'is wrists...
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(Groan :) )

Also, for verbal diarrhea, and a forked tongue. Or for his more chronic
diagnosis, cephalic-rectal insertion.


>Knock knock.
>"Who's there?"
>"Torrestists."
>"Torresists who?"
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>S i g n a l @ l i n e o n e . n e t
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>It's Grim up north..
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How can you tell when Torresists is lying?

(a) His lips are moving.
(b) His fingers are moving on a computer keyboard.

Why has Torresists refused to post under his real name?

(a) Outstanding arrest warrants in several states for defecation in public
places

(b) Still waiting for the "green light" from his puppetmaster in Detroit.

(c) Does *not* want to be ciommitted again to a state hospital for the
criminally insane.

(d) At the request of his disgusted and very embarassed relatives.






Bruce J. Richman