Re: Let's take up a collection

[Clyde Slick]

"George M. Middius" > wrote in message
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> I'm worried about Brother Ferstler. He seems to have suffered a complete
> meltdown. His fantasies about "free" audio gear have obviously gotten
> out of hand.
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> I propose we take up a collection to pay a shrink to evaluate him and,
> if necessary, enforce a treatment regimen so poor Harold can mitigate
> his suffering during his few remaining years of clarity.
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I'll throw in a couple of Telemann lp's.

[Robert Morein]

"George M. Middius" > wrote in message
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> I'm worried about Brother Ferstler. He seems to have suffered a complete
> meltdown. His fantasies about "free" audio gear have obviously gotten
> out of hand.
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> I propose we take up a collection to pay a shrink to evaluate him and,
> if necessary, enforce a treatment regimen so poor Harold can mitigate
> his suffering during his few remaining years of clarity.
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Perhaps Richman can regress him to his childhood where a Maganvox clock
radio and moldy books were all he needed.

Otherwise, I fear he is fated to be unsated in things related.

[Bruce J. Richman]

George M. Middius wrote:


>I'm worried about Brother Ferstler. He seems to have suffered a complete
>meltdown. His fantasies about "free" audio gear have obviously gotten
>out of hand.
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>I propose we take up a collection to pay a shrink to evaluate him and,
>if necessary, enforce a treatment regimen so poor Harold can mitigate
>his suffering during his few remaining years of clarity.
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As we all know, he's in denial and has no insight when it comes to his seriouis
psychiatric problems. So it might require somebody to go before a judge and
testify
under oath that Ferstler is (a) unable to take care of himself due to mental
illness for which he is unwilling/unable to get treatment, (b) is homicidal,
and/or (c) is suicidal. If 2 people do that in the state of Florida, a judge
will quite likely issue an "ex parte order". This will be followed by a
couple of nice friendly police officers visting Howard's trailer and hauling
his lying ass off to a psych. hospital where he can be evaluated by a
psychologist or psychiatrist. What follows that is pretty obvious.



Bruce J. Richman

[Bruce J. Richman]

Art wrote:


>"George M. Middius" > wrote in message
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>> I'm worried about Brother Ferstler. He seems to have suffered a complete
>> meltdown. His fantasies about "free" audio gear have obviously gotten
>> out of hand.
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>> I propose we take up a collection to pay a shrink to evaluate him and,
>> if necessary, enforce a treatment regimen so poor Harold can mitigate
>> his suffering during his few remaining years of clarity.
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I'd be glad to donate a cheap DVD player with a recording of "Louie, Louie"
inside, set to play over and over again. I figure that will send him over the
edge - not that much is needed to accomplish that.



Bruce J. Richman

[Bruce J. Richman]

Robert Morein wrote:


>"George M. Middius" > wrote in message
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>>
>>
>> I'm worried about Brother Ferstler. He seems to have suffered a complete
>> meltdown. His fantasies about "free" audio gear have obviously gotten
>> out of hand.
>>
>> I propose we take up a collection to pay a shrink to evaluate him and,
>> if necessary, enforce a treatment regimen so poor Harold can mitigate
>> his suffering during his few remaining years of clarity.
>>
>Perhaps Richman can regress him to his childhood where a Maganvox clock
>radio and moldy books were all he needed.
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>Otherwise, I fear he is fated to be unsated in things related.
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Actually, he's pretty regressed already. His idiotic name-calling, juvenile
babbling, and constant bragging about things nobody cares about sort of
indicate he has the emotional/intellectual maturity of a prepubertal elementary
school student.

A lobotomy would be a nice addition.


Bruce J. Richman

[Clyde Slick]

"Robert Morein" > wrote in message
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> "George M. Middius" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> >
> > I'm worried about Brother Ferstler. He seems to have suffered a complete
> > meltdown. His fantasies about "free" audio gear have obviously gotten
> > out of hand.
> >
> > I propose we take up a collection to pay a shrink to evaluate him and,
> > if necessary, enforce a treatment regimen so poor Harold can mitigate
> > his suffering during his few remaining years of clarity.
> >
> Perhaps Richman can regress him to his childhood where a Maganvox clock
> radio and moldy books were all he needed.
>
> Otherwise, I fear he is fated to be unsated in things related.
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Watch out!
Bwian's right behind you.