Need an open-minded New England studio (Satanic music)

[Ruthven Z. Nocturn]

Greetings,
I've had great luck posting in this newsgroup in the past for
various things, and right now I'm in need of a studio for my band
called Devil Fingers. We're a Satanic three piece from RI and need a
studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process. We
prefer all analog. We'll bring our RNC and a burning boatload of
devilish ambition. Contact me for details.

Thanks, Ruthven Z. Nocturn

[El Queso]

Ruthven Z. Nocturn wrote:
> Greetings,
> I've had great luck posting in this newsgroup in the past for
> various things, and right now I'm in need of a studio for my band
> called Devil Fingers. We're a Satanic three piece from RI and need a
> studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
> order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process. We
> prefer all analog. We'll bring our RNC and a burning boatload of
> devilish ambition. Contact me for details.
>
> Thanks, Ruthven Z. Nocturn



1986 called and it wants it's idea back. Dood, the Satanists are even
geekier than the X-tians. Like Trekkies with eyeliner and upside-down
crosses. Don't you realize that top-40 pop is Satan's personal music,
and even HE won't help you if you crank out that dated old crap? Get a
hot chick with a bellyshirt to front the band and sing about your inner
pain and helplessness - Satan will snap you right up and you'll be on
your way to rockstar damnation. Here is your free first controversy:
since you're from RI, make a song about how good it is that the band
Great White perished in flames. See ya on MTV, Ruthven.
Queso

[dt king]

"El Queso" > wrote in message
...

> 1986 called and it wants it's idea back. Dood, the Satanists are even
> geekier than the X-tians. Like Trekkies with eyeliner and upside-down
> crosses. Don't you realize that top-40 pop is Satan's personal music,
> and even HE won't help you if you crank out that dated old crap? Get a
> hot chick with a bellyshirt to front the band and sing about your inner
> pain and helplessness - Satan will snap you right up and you'll be on
> your way to rockstar damnation. Here is your free first controversy:
> since you're from RI, make a song about how good it is that the band
> Great White perished in flames. See ya on MTV, Ruthven.
> Queso

"Please pardon the mess; we were worshiping Satan all night. There's
leftover chicken in the fridge."

dtk

[Brendan Thompson]

"Ruthven Z. Nocturn" > wrote in message
om...
> studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
> order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process. We

Ok, I'll bite: What exactly is involved?

[Ben Bradley]

In rec.audio.pro, (Ruthven Z. Nocturn) wrote:

>Greetings,
> I've had great luck posting in this newsgroup in the past for
>various things, and right now I'm in need of a studio for my band
>called Devil Fingers. We're a Satanic three piece from RI and need a
>studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
>order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process. We
>prefer all analog. We'll bring our RNC and a burning boatload of
>devilish ambition. Contact me for details.

It's DejaNews all over again. Did you ever find a studio when you
asked this here in 2001 and 2002?

http://makeashorterlink.com/?W362121A7

And before anyone lets this band record in your studio, read this
"My studio...haunted?" thread, just so you'll have the appropriate
amount of heebie-jeebies:

http://makeashorterlink.com/?S472261A7

>Thanks, Ruthven Z. Nocturn

Ah, you're the one who posted the outrageous "Best way to market my
daughters." post. Gee, that was only last November, it seems like
longer ago than that. You can record your daughters, but not your own
band?
I'm leaning more and more to my "this is a [occasional but
persistent] troll" hypothesis.

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http://mindspring.com/~benbradley

[hank alrich]

Brendan Thompson wrote:

> Ok, I'll bite: What exactly is involved?

Little horns that glow in the dark, one per side of head, a forked tail
not to be steppped on, and more. It's the more you have to keep an eye
on.

--
ha

[Peter Larsen]

"Ruthven Z. Nocturn" wrote:

> Greetings,
> I've had great luck posting in this newsgroup in the past for
> various things, and right now I'm in need of a studio for my band
> called Devil Fingers. We're a Satanic three piece from RI and need a
> studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
> order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process. We
> prefer all analog. We'll bring our RNC and a burning boatload of
> devilish ambition. Contact me for details.

You seem to need practicing on taking with you whatever it is you bring,
even if it be simply a feeling of guilt. Reap three times Ruthven, reap
three times, reap three times.

O;-)

> Thanks, Ruthven Z. Nocturn

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[Mike Rivers]

In article > writes:

> We're a Satanic three piece from RI and need a
> studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
> order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process.

Just what might that be? If it's turning off a few lights, that's one
thing. If it's sacraficing a virgin (particulary if the studio manager
has to find one for you) on the studio floor and pouring the blood
into the console, that's another.



--
I'm really Mike Rivers )
However, until the spam goes away or Hell freezes over,
lots of IP addresses are blocked from this system. If
you e-mail me and it bounces, use your secret decoder ring
and reach me here: double-m-eleven-double-zero at yahoo

[WillStG]

<< (Ruthven Z. Nocturn) >>
<< I've had great luck posting in this newsgroup in the past for
various things, and right now I'm in need of a studio for my band
called Devil Fingers.
We're a Satanic three piece from RI and need a
studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process. We prefer
all analog. We'll bring our RNC and a burning boatload of
devilish ambition. Contact me for details.>>

You might seek also your harmonic convergence over at at alt.pagan,
alt.religion.wicca, alt.pagan.magick, alt.satanism - or perhaps
alt.music.ministry.

Will Miho
NY Music & TV Audio Guy
Off the Morning Show! & sleepin' In... / Fox News
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits

[unitron]

(Ruthven Z. Nocturn) wrote in message >...
> Greetings,
> I've had great luck posting in this newsgroup in the past for
> various things, and right now I'm in need of a studio for my band
> called Devil Fingers. We're a Satanic three piece from RI and need a
> studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
> order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process. We
> prefer all analog. We'll bring our RNC and a burning boatload of
> devilish ambition. Contact me for details.
>
> Thanks, Ruthven Z. Nocturn

I would think that the obvious choice for PR mileage would be a studio
in Salem MA, but I'm not sure if Salem is still zoned for human
sacrifice and such.

[Scott Dorsey]

Ruthven writes:
> We're a Satanic three piece from RI and need a
>studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
>order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process. We prefer
>all analog. We'll bring our RNC and a burning boatload of
>devilish ambition.

It would strike me that you would want a home recording system based
on a Microsoft product, using a cheap sound card. I certainly have never
heard anything that made me feel like I was in hell as well as Windows
has.
--scott


--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

[hank alrich]

Scott Dorsey wrote:

> Ruthven writes:
> > We're a Satanic three piece from RI and need a
> >studio that will not hold us back from doing what we need to do in
> >order to achieve the necessary mood during the recording process. We prefer
> >all analog. We'll bring our RNC and a burning boatload of
> >devilish ambition.

> It would strike me that you would want a home recording system based
> on a Microsoft product, using a cheap sound card. I certainly have never
> heard anything that made me feel like I was in hell as well as Windows
> has.

Consider that Bill Gates has $46,000,000,000.00+ and he still cannot
afford to fix his Windows.

--
ha

[Artie Turner]

Scott Dorsey wrote:
>
> It would strike me that you would want a home recording system based
> on a Microsoft product, using a cheap sound card. I certainly have never
> heard anything that made me feel like I was in hell as well as Windows
> has.

That reminds of the question that invariably gets asked at a jam
session: "What key is that song in?" and some wiseacre invariably
replies "Sounds like "L" to me..."

Artie
> --scott
>
>