The Audio Calculator You Have Been Waiting For!

[Klay Anderson[_2_]]

http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz

Yours truly,

Mr. Klay Anderson, D.A.,Q.B.E.

[geoff]

On 22/12/2015 10:42 a.m., Klay Anderson wrote:
> http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>
> Yours truly,
>
> Mr. Klay Anderson, D.A.,Q.B.E.


Just for Scott ;-)

geoff

[None]

"geoff" > wrote in message
...
> On 22/12/2015 10:42 a.m., Klay Anderson wrote:
>> http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>>
>> Yours truly,
>>
>> Mr. Klay Anderson, D.A.,Q.B.E.
>
>
> Just for Scott ;-)

Who also needs to add "seconds", or he gets marks off for failing the
dimensional analysis.

>
> geoff

[Scott Dorsey]

Klay Anderson > wrote:
>http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz

This is great! I find I can also use it to convert from siemens to mhos,
and from gauge atmospheres to bar. I commend this most useful tool to all.
--scott

--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

[[email protected]]

Klay:

I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
planet who do not know that Hertz and
cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!

Are they allowed to vote?

[Reinhard Zwirner[_2_]]

schrieb:
> Klay:
>
> I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
> planet who do not know that Hertz and
> cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!

Spoilsport!

SCNR

Reinhard

[Mike Rivers[_2_]]

On 12/22/2015 12:58 PM, wrote:
> I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
> planet who do not know that Hertz and
> cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!

I can't believe that there are people in this newsgroup who don't
recognize a joke when they see it.

--
For a good time, visit http://mikeriversaudio.wordpress.com

[Nil[_2_]]

On 22 Dec 2015, wrote in rec.audio.pro:

> Klay:
>
> I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
> planet who do not know that Hertz and
> cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!
>
> Are they allowed to vote?

You are always good for an inintentional joke. Thanks, again!

[None]

< thekma @ omninbus-brevis.edu > wrote in message
...
> Klay:
>
> I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
> planet who do not know that Hertz and
> cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!
>
> Are they allowed to vote?

I can easily believe that the newsgroups' village idiot is too
thick-skulled to know that it's a joke.

[geoff]

On 23/12/2015 9:29 a.m., None wrote:
> < thekma @ omninbus-brevis.edu > wrote in message
> ...
>> Klay:
>>
>> I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
>> planet who do not know that Hertz and
>> cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!
>>
>> Are they allowed to vote?
>
> I can easily believe that the newsgroups' village idiot is too
> thick-skulled to know that it's a joke.

Both the original post/website, and the (initial) replies !

geoff

[david gourley[_2_]]

"None" > said...news:Y7KdnVPYwvQjL-TLnZ2dnUU7-
:

> < thekma @ omninbus-brevis.edu > wrote in message
> ...
>> Klay:
>>
>> I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
>> planet who do not know that Hertz and
>> cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!
>>
>> Are they allowed to vote?
>
> I can easily believe that the newsgroups' village idiot is too
> thick-skulled to know that it's a joke.
>

Spoiler alert !

david

[JackA]

On Monday, December 21, 2015 at 4:43:05 PM UTC-5, Klay Anderson wrote:
> http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>
> Yours truly,
>
> Mr. Klay Anderson, D.A.,Q.B.E.

Simply amazing!!!

Jack

[Trevor]

On 23/12/2015 7:11 AM, Nil wrote:
> On 22 Dec 2015, wrote in rec.audio.pro:
>> Klay:
>> I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
>> planet who do not know that Hertz and
>> cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!
>>
>> Are they allowed to vote?
>
> You are always good for an inintentional joke. Thanks, again!

But is "inintentional joke" an intentional joke or an unintentional one?
:-)

Trevor.

[geoff]

On 23/12/2015 2:23 p.m., Trevor wrote:
> On 23/12/2015 7:11 AM, Nil wrote:
>> On 22 Dec 2015, wrote in rec.audio.pro:
>>> Klay:
>>> I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
>>> planet who do not know that Hertz and
>>> cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!
>>>
>>> Are they allowed to vote?
>>
>> You are always good for an inintentional joke. Thanks, again!
>
> But is "inintentional joke" an intentional joke or an unintentional
> one? :-)
>
> Trevor.
>
>

You have to be in on the in-joke.

geoff

[Hank[_4_]]

In article >,
Scott Dorsey > wrote:
>Klay Anderson > wrote:
>>http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>
>This is great! I find I can also use it to convert from siemens to mhos,
>and from gauge atmospheres to bar. I commend this most useful tool to all.
>--scott
>
Yabbutt! It doesn't tell me how to convert "mike" into "mic."

Hank

[Nil[_2_]]

On 22 Dec 2015, geoff > wrote in rec.audio.pro:

> On 23/12/2015 2:23 p.m., Trevor wrote:
>>
>> But is "inintentional joke" an intentional joke or an unintentional
>> one? :-)
>
> You have to be in on the in-joke.

You stole my recovery line. Now I got nothing.

[geoff]

On 23/12/2015 9:21 p.m., Hank wrote:
> In article >,
> Scott Dorsey > wrote:
>> Klay Anderson > wrote:
>>> http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>> This is great! I find I can also use it to convert from siemens to mhos,
>> and from gauge atmospheres to bar. I commend this most useful tool to all.
>> --scott
>>
> Yabbutt! It doesn't tell me how to convert "mike" into "mic."
>
> Hank
>


Or conversely "micing" into "miking" . "Micing a performer" brings
about rather kinky visions in my mind.

Mind you. so would "Miking" if capitalised. Eh Mike ;-0

geoff

[Mike Rivers[_2_]]

On 12/23/2015 4:40 PM, geoff wrote:
> Or conversely "micing" into "miking" . "Micing a performer" brings
> about rather kinky visions in my mind.
>
> Mind you. so would "Miking" if capitalised.

A couple of weeks ago, the Washington Post ran an article about this
very subject. The chief copy editor declared that a microphone would be
a mic rather than a mike, but he didn't say how to use it as a verb.
Someone anticipated that and wrote in that in reviewing a concert, the
music critic might write "the band was poorly miced." I was about to
write in to say that the music critic probably doesn't know that for
sure and should just say "the sound was bad."

--
For a good time, visit http://mikeriversaudio.wordpress.com

[Mike Rivers[_2_]]

On 12/23/2015 7:05 PM, Mike Rivers (that's me!) wrote:
> A couple of weeks ago, the Washington Post ran an article about this
> very subject. (well, the one where the subject has drifted for the moment)

Oh, yeah, here it is:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-post-drops-the-mike--and-the-hyphen-in-e-mail/2015/12/04/ccd6e33a-98fa-11e5-8917-653b65c809eb_story.html#

--
For a good time, visit http://mikeriversaudio.wordpress.com

[Nil[_2_]]

On 23 Dec 2015, Mike Rivers > wrote in
rec.audio.pro:

> A couple of weeks ago, the Washington Post ran an article about
> this very subject. The chief copy editor declared that a
> microphone would be a mic rather than a mike, but he didn't say
> how to use it as a verb. Someone anticipated that and wrote in
> that in reviewing a concert, the music critic might write "the
> band was poorly miced." I was about to write in to say that the
> music critic probably doesn't know that for sure and should just
> say "the sound was bad."

Only the band itself can say for sure if they needed more and better
small rodents running around onstage.

[None]

"Nil" > wrote in message
...
> Only the band itself can say for sure if they needed more and better
> small rodents running around onstage.

Maybe an "ElectroVoice Mic Mouse". Remember them? Or several
ElectroVoice Mics Mice, or meeces, which may be hated to pieces.

[JackA]

On Tuesday, December 22, 2015 at 12:58:29 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> Klay:
>
> I still cannot believe there are individuals on this
> planet who do not know that Hertz and
> cycles-per-second describe the SAME THING!

A car rental service is the same as Cycles Per Second?

Sort of like going freshwater fishing after someone tells you there's not enough bass in a song!!!

Jack
>
> Are they allowed to vote?

[sTeeVee]

On Monday, December 21, 2015 at 4:43:05 PM UTC-5, Klay Anderson wrote:
> http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>
> Yours truly,
>
> Mr. Klay Anderson, D.A.,Q.B.E.

Don't tell Michael McDonald ANYTHING about this!
(Or Mic Jaggar for that matter)

[geoff]

On 25/12/2015 6:44 AM, sTeeVee wrote:
> On Monday, December 21, 2015 at 4:43:05 PM UTC-5, Klay Anderson wrote:
>> http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>>
>> Yours truly,
>>
>> Mr. Klay Anderson, D.A.,Q.B.E.
>
> Don't tell Michael McDonald ANYTHING about this!
> (Or Mic Jaggar for that matter)
>


Or our tech guru Neil Young !

geoff

[Shaun]

"Klay Anderson" wrote in message
...

http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz

Yours truly,



Man.... if you need a converter for that I would suggest to stay away far
away from electricity. Go work for a coffee shop or McDonalds. remember to
practice you new phrase "Would you like fries with that".

That's about all there is to say.

Shaun

[geoff]

On 28/12/2015 5:45 PM, Shaun wrote:
>
>
> "Klay Anderson" wrote in message
> ...
>
> http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>
> Yours truly,
>
>
>
> Man.... if you need a converter for that I would suggest to stay away
> far away from electricity. Go work for a coffee shop or McDonalds.
> remember to practice you new phrase "Would you like fries with that".
>
> That's about all there is to say.
>
> Shaun


The real joke is the potential McDonalds interview-flunkers who didn't
even realise that is was a joke.

geoff

[Trevor]

On 28/12/2015 3:57 PM, geoff wrote:
> On 28/12/2015 5:45 PM, Shaun wrote:
>> "Klay Anderson" wrote in message
>> ...
>> http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>>
>> Man.... if you need a converter for that I would suggest to stay away
>> far away from electricity. Go work for a coffee shop or McDonalds.
>> remember to practice you new phrase "Would you like fries with that".
>> That's about all there is to say.
>>
>> Shaun
>
>
> The real joke is the potential McDonalds interview-flunkers who didn't
> even realise that is was a joke.
>

The usual comment to such replies was simply "whoosh" once upon a time! :-)

Trevor.

[geoff]

On 28/12/2015 6:37 PM, Trevor wrote:
> On 28/12/2015 3:57 PM, geoff wrote:
>> On 28/12/2015 5:45 PM, Shaun wrote:
>>> "Klay Anderson" wrote in message
>>> ...
>>> http://www.convertunits.com/from/cycles+per+second/to/hertz
>>>
>>> Man.... if you need a converter for that I would suggest to stay away
>>> far away from electricity. Go work for a coffee shop or McDonalds.
>>> remember to practice you new phrase "Would you like fries with that".
>>> That's about all there is to say.
>>>
>>> Shaun
>>
>>
>> The real joke is the potential McDonalds interview-flunkers who didn't
>> even realise that is was a joke.
>>
>
> The usual comment to such replies was simply "whoosh" once upon a time! :-)
>
> Trevor.
>
>


Maybe should have been O'Donalds ;-)


geoff