Austin report

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

1. My god, there's a lot of music here. And it's really, really good
music.

2. It's really hot. Really, really hot.

3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
but I can still look.

4. There's a tower on the campus of UTA that would make a great sniper
position. Someone should screen vets with potential psychological
issues. Never mind, that's a treasonous thought. Those guys are all up
the road at Ft. Hood. LoL.

5. You have to like the vibe of a town that has a place called "Groovy
Lube" for oil changes.

6. Tomorrow night I get brave and hit 6th Street. I am informed to
bring a camera as it tends to be nuts ("A lot like Mardi Gras" is the
exact quote.).

7. I am playing "Where's Waldo" with McElroy. I'm sure I just saw him,
tattoos and all, get on his Harley after a meal at IHOP. Nice beard,
Stephen. You look exactly like Billy Gibbons.

[MiNe 109]

In article
>,
"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:

> 1. My god, there's a lot of music here. And it's really, really good
> music.
>
> 2. It's really hot. Really, really hot.
>
> 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> but I can still look.
>
> 4. There's a tower on the campus of UTA that would make a great sniper
> position. Someone should screen vets with potential psychological
> issues. Never mind, that's a treasonous thought. Those guys are all up
> the road at Ft. Hood. LoL.
>
> 5. You have to like the vibe of a town that has a place called "Groovy
> Lube" for oil changes.
>
> 6. Tomorrow night I get brave and hit 6th Street. I am informed to
> bring a camera as it tends to be nuts ("A lot like Mardi Gras" is the
> exact quote.).

Don't miss the punk festival on Red River.

> 7. I am playing "Where's Waldo" with McElroy. I'm sure I just saw him,
> tattoos and all, get on his Harley after a meal at IHOP. Nice beard,
> Stephen. You look exactly like Billy Gibbons.

Probably not me, but Leon Russell's in town.

Austin's not the same since Joe's Generic Bar closed down, note.

Enjoy your stay!

Stephen

[Jenn[_2_]]

In article
>,
"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:

> 1. My god, there's a lot of music here. And it's really, really good
> music.
>
> 2. It's really hot. Really, really hot.
>
> 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> but I can still look.
>
> 4. There's a tower on the campus of UTA that would make a great sniper
> position. Someone should screen vets with potential psychological
> issues. Never mind, that's a treasonous thought. Those guys are all up
> the road at Ft. Hood. LoL.
>
> 5. You have to like the vibe of a town that has a place called "Groovy
> Lube" for oil changes.
>
> 6. Tomorrow night I get brave and hit 6th Street. I am informed to
> bring a camera as it tends to be nuts ("A lot like Mardi Gras" is the
> exact quote.).
>
> 7. I am playing "Where's Waldo" with McElroy. I'm sure I just saw him,
> tattoos and all, get on his Harley after a meal at IHOP. Nice beard,
> Stephen. You look exactly like Billy Gibbons.

I love Austin. My two visits there have been wonderful, though I regret
that I was too busy to meet up with Stephen. The UT School of Music is
among the best in the country, especially in my biggest area of
interest, 6th St.is kind of a freak show IMO, kind of like Hollywood
used to be, Collings Guitars is there, the local acoustic music scene is
amazing, the LBJ Library is very interesting, the UT clock tower causes
one to reflect on loss, and the BBQ is simply amazing. Nice place!

[Boon[_2_]]

I'm meeting Shhh! tonight on 6th Street. I hope he doesn't have a
mullet and a hot wife.

[Clyde Slick]

On May 28, 1:50*pm, Boon > wrote:
> I'm meeting Shhh! tonight on 6th Street. I hope he doesn't have a
> mullet and a hot wife.

how about a not so hot wife WITH a mullet?
http://jungleoftramps.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mullet3.jpg

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On May 28, 6:35*pm, Clyde Slick > wrote:
> On May 28, 1:50*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > I'm meeting Shhh! tonight on 6th Street. I hope he doesn't have a
> > mullet and a hot wife.
>
> how about a not so hot wife WITH a mullet?http://jungleoftramps.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mullet3.jpg

Boon mentioned that he'd met you.

That must have been the high point in an otherwise very dreary life.

[Clyde Slick]

On May 29, 4:50*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On May 28, 6:35*pm, Clyde Slick > wrote:
>
> > On May 28, 1:50*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > I'm meeting Shhh! tonight on 6th Street. I hope he doesn't have a
> > > mullet and a hot wife.
>
> > how about a not so hot wife WITH a mullet?http://jungleoftramps.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mullet3.jpg
>
> Boon mentioned that he'd met you.
>
> That must have been the high point in an otherwise very dreary life.

Boon's life isn't quite that dreary

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On May 29, 5:46*am, Clyde Slick > wrote:
> On May 29, 4:50*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > wrote:
> > On May 28, 6:35*pm, Clyde Slick > wrote:
>
> > > On May 28, 1:50*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > I'm meeting Shhh! tonight on 6th Street. I hope he doesn't have a
> > > > mullet and a hot wife.
>
> > > how about a not so hot wife WITH a mullet?http://jungleoftramps.files..wordpress.com/2009/05/mullet3.jpg
>
> > Boon mentioned that he'd met you.
>
> > That must have been the high point in an otherwise very dreary life.
>
> Boon's life isn't quite that dreary

Boon sure is. I've never been so bored in my life. I wasted an entire
evening listening to him drone on about how great Harbeth speakers are.

[Boon[_2_]]

On May 29, 10:27*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On May 29, 5:46*am, Clyde Slick > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 29, 4:50*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On May 28, 6:35*pm, Clyde Slick > wrote:
>
> > > > On May 28, 1:50*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > I'm meeting Shhh! tonight on 6th Street. I hope he doesn't have a
> > > > > mullet and a hot wife.
>
> > > > how about a not so hot wife WITH a mullet?http://jungleoftramps.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mullet3.jpg
>
> > > Boon mentioned that he'd met you.
>
> > > That must have been the high point in an otherwise very dreary life.
>
> > Boon's life isn't quite that dreary
>
> Boon sure is. I've never been so bored in my life. I wasted an entire
> evening listening to him drone on about how great Harbeth speakers are.

And I had to listen to you drone on and on about your military
"missions." Or maybe you were talking about standing in the soup line
"at the mission." I lost track.

[Boon[_2_]]

On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:

> 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> but I can still look.

And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
didn't wake up in jail this morning.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On May 29, 11:21*am, Boon > wrote:
> On May 29, 10:27*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On May 29, 5:46*am, Clyde Slick > wrote:
>
> > > On May 29, 4:50*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On May 28, 6:35*pm, Clyde Slick > wrote:
>
> > > > > On May 28, 1:50*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > I'm meeting Shhh! tonight on 6th Street. I hope he doesn't have a
> > > > > > mullet and a hot wife.
>
> > > > > how about a not so hot wife WITH a mullet?http://jungleoftramps.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mullet3.jpg
>
> > > > Boon mentioned that he'd met you.
>
> > > > That must have been the high point in an otherwise very dreary life..
>
> > > Boon's life isn't quite that dreary
>
> > Boon sure is. I've never been so bored in my life. I wasted an entire
> > evening listening to him drone on about how great Harbeth speakers are.
>
> And I had to listen to you drone on and on about your military
> "missions." Or maybe you were talking about standing in the soup line
> "at the mission." I lost track.

If you were so bored why did you keep asking question?

BTW, "Have you killed anyone" is something a grade-schooler would ask.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > wrote:
> > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > but I can still look.
>
> And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> didn't wake up in jail this morning.

That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
number, remember, numbnuts?

I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again.

Do you even know what the truth is?

[Jenn[_2_]]

In article
>,
"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:

> On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> > On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> >
> > > wrote:
> > > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > > but I can still look.
> >
> > And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> > didn't wake up in jail this morning.
>
> That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
> number, remember, numbnuts?
>
> I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again.
>
> Do you even know what the truth is?

Your mean.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On May 29, 11:53*pm, Jenn > wrote:
> In article
> >,
> *"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> > > On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > > > but I can still look.
>
> > > And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> > > didn't wake up in jail this morning.
>
> > That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
> > number, remember, numbnuts?
>
> > I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again.
>
> > Do you even know what the truth is?
>
> Your mean.

I'd rather be mean than a lying hypocrite like Boon turned out to be.

I've never been as embarrassed as I was being with him. I mean, he
told me a poop joke. And the people next to us heard it. How juvenile
can you get? The guy sitting to Boon's right caught my eye and gave me
an eye roll. That cracked me up but I bet Boon thought I was laughing
at his joke.

I can't remember the entire joke but the punchline was, "Yes, but have
you ever tried to sing opera with poop in your pants?"

Boon is a disaster.

[Boon[_2_]]

On May 30, 2:19*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On May 29, 11:53*pm, Jenn > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > In article
> > >,
> > *"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:
>
> > > On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> > > > On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > > > > but I can still look.
>
> > > > And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> > > > didn't wake up in jail this morning.
>
> > > That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
> > > number, remember, numbnuts?
>
> > > I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again.
>
> > > Do you even know what the truth is?
>
> > Your mean.
>
> I'd rather be mean than a lying hypocrite like Boon turned out to be.
>
> I've never been as embarrassed as I was being with him. I mean, he
> told me a poop joke. And the people next to us heard it. How juvenile
> can you get? The guy sitting to Boon's right caught my eye and gave me
> an eye roll. That cracked me up but I bet Boon thought I was laughing
> at his joke.
>
> I can't remember the entire joke but the punchline was, "Yes, but have
> you ever tried to sing opera with poop in your pants?"
>
> Boon is a disaster.

Yeah, that's why you laughed so hard that Peppermint Schapps, or
whatever girlie drink you were chugging, came up through your nose and
sprayed all over the bar. I'll probably never be able to show my face
in that club ever again.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On May 30, 7:45*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On May 30, 2:19*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On May 29, 11:53*pm, Jenn > wrote:
>
> > > In article
> > > >,
> > > *"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:
>
> > > > On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> > > > > On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > > > > > but I can still look.
>
> > > > > And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> > > > > didn't wake up in jail this morning.
>
> > > > That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
> > > > number, remember, numbnuts?
>
> > > > I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again.
>
> > > > Do you even know what the truth is?
>
> > > Your mean.
>
> > I'd rather be mean than a lying hypocrite like Boon turned out to be.
>
> > I've never been as embarrassed as I was being with him. I mean, he
> > told me a poop joke. And the people next to us heard it. How juvenile
> > can you get? The guy sitting to Boon's right caught my eye and gave me
> > an eye roll. That cracked me up but I bet Boon thought I was laughing
> > at his joke.
>
> > I can't remember the entire joke but the punchline was, "Yes, but have
> > you ever tried to sing opera with poop in your pants?"
>
> > Boon is a disaster.
>
> Yeah, that's why you laughed so hard that Peppermint Schapps, or
> whatever girlie drink you were chugging, came up through your nose and
> sprayed all over the bar. I'll probably never be able to show my face
> in that club ever again.

Did I call that or what?

Boon: eye roll behind your back = funny. Poop joke eliciting eye roll
= not funny.

While they are somewhat related they are not the same.

What a tool. I can see why 2pid turned on you.

PS: Patron is seldom called a "girlie drink". The vanilla schnapps was
later.

Can you post without lying?

[Boon[_2_]]

On May 30, 9:38*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On May 30, 7:45*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 30, 2:19*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On May 29, 11:53*pm, Jenn > wrote:
>
> > > > In article
> > > > >,
> > > > *"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:
>
> > > > > On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> > > > > > On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > > > > > > but I can still look.
>
> > > > > > And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> > > > > > didn't wake up in jail this morning.
>
> > > > > That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
> > > > > number, remember, numbnuts?
>
> > > > > I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again.
>
> > > > > Do you even know what the truth is?
>
> > > > Your mean.
>
> > > I'd rather be mean than a lying hypocrite like Boon turned out to be.
>
> > > I've never been as embarrassed as I was being with him. I mean, he
> > > told me a poop joke. And the people next to us heard it. How juvenile
> > > can you get? The guy sitting to Boon's right caught my eye and gave me
> > > an eye roll. That cracked me up but I bet Boon thought I was laughing
> > > at his joke.
>
> > > I can't remember the entire joke but the punchline was, "Yes, but have
> > > you ever tried to sing opera with poop in your pants?"
>
> > > Boon is a disaster.
>
> > Yeah, that's why you laughed so hard that Peppermint Schapps, or
> > whatever girlie drink you were chugging, came up through your nose and
> > sprayed all over the bar. I'll probably never be able to show my face
> > in that club ever again.
>
> Did I call that or what?
>
> Boon: eye roll behind your back = funny. Poop joke eliciting eye roll
> = not funny.
>
> While they are somewhat related they are not the same.
>
> What a tool. I can see why 2pid turned on you.
>
> PS: Patron is seldom called a "girlie drink". The vanilla schnapps was
> later.
>
> Can you post without lying?

Can you? Whatever it was that you were drinking, it tasted like cough
syrup with a sidecare of icing. When I offered to buy you a man's
drink--single malt Scotch--you broke out into a cold sweat and I
thought I was going to have to call the paramedics.

I thought military officers had more moxie than that. I'm sure Moxie--
the soft drink, of course--is probably too strong for you.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On May 30, 10:01*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On May 30, 9:38*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On May 30, 7:45*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On May 30, 2:19*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On May 29, 11:53*pm, Jenn > wrote:
>
> > > > > In article
> > > > > >,
> > > > > *"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > > > > > > > but I can still look.
>
> > > > > > > And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> > > > > > > didn't wake up in jail this morning.
>
> > > > > > That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
> > > > > > number, remember, numbnuts?
>
> > > > > > I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again..
>
> > > > > > Do you even know what the truth is?
>
> > > > > Your mean.
>
> > > > I'd rather be mean than a lying hypocrite like Boon turned out to be.
>
> > > > I've never been as embarrassed as I was being with him. I mean, he
> > > > told me a poop joke. And the people next to us heard it. How juvenile
> > > > can you get? The guy sitting to Boon's right caught my eye and gave me
> > > > an eye roll. That cracked me up but I bet Boon thought I was laughing
> > > > at his joke.
>
> > > > I can't remember the entire joke but the punchline was, "Yes, but have
> > > > you ever tried to sing opera with poop in your pants?"
>
> > > > Boon is a disaster.
>
> > > Yeah, that's why you laughed so hard that Peppermint Schapps, or
> > > whatever girlie drink you were chugging, came up through your nose and
> > > sprayed all over the bar. I'll probably never be able to show my face
> > > in that club ever again.
>
> > Did I call that or what?
>
> > Boon: eye roll behind your back = funny. Poop joke eliciting eye roll
> > = not funny.
>
> > While they are somewhat related they are not the same.
>
> > What a tool. I can see why 2pid turned on you.
>
> > PS: Patron is seldom called a "girlie drink". The vanilla schnapps was
> > later.
>
> > Can you post without lying?
>
> Can you? Whatever it was that you were drinking, it tasted like cough
> syrup with a sidecare of icing. When I offered to buy you a man's
> drink--single malt Scotch--you broke out into a cold sweat and I
> thought I was going to have to call the paramedics.
>
> I thought military officers had more moxie than that. I'm sure Moxie--
> the soft drink, of course--is probably too strong for you.

1. Bushmill's is not a "single malt Scotch".

2. Telling the bartender to "Give him a shot of Bushmill's" hardly
filled me with confidence that you were trying to enjoy a nice drink.
Face it: you were out to get hammered and you suceeded. Mission
accomplished, to quote a famous Texan.

3. Stop making things up. You were an embarrassment and you know it.

4. Ask your behavioural therapists about "projection".

5. On that note, while it was kind of funny the way you twisted it,
you should tell the truth about what you told me they told you about
the posters here, that Arny, Scott and Bret are the sanest poster on
RAO.

6. I can totally understand why you wouldn't want to post what they
said about you.

[Boon[_2_]]

On May 30, 11:50*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On May 30, 10:01*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 30, 9:38*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On May 30, 7:45*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On May 30, 2:19*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > On May 29, 11:53*pm, Jenn > wrote:
>
> > > > > > In article
> > > > > > >,
> > > > > > *"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > > > > > > > > but I can still look.
>
> > > > > > > > And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> > > > > > > > didn't wake up in jail this morning.
>
> > > > > > > That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
> > > > > > > number, remember, numbnuts?
>
> > > > > > > I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again.
>
> > > > > > > Do you even know what the truth is?
>
> > > > > > Your mean.
>
> > > > > I'd rather be mean than a lying hypocrite like Boon turned out to be.
>
> > > > > I've never been as embarrassed as I was being with him. I mean, he
> > > > > told me a poop joke. And the people next to us heard it. How juvenile
> > > > > can you get? The guy sitting to Boon's right caught my eye and gave me
> > > > > an eye roll. That cracked me up but I bet Boon thought I was laughing
> > > > > at his joke.
>
> > > > > I can't remember the entire joke but the punchline was, "Yes, but have
> > > > > you ever tried to sing opera with poop in your pants?"
>
> > > > > Boon is a disaster.
>
> > > > Yeah, that's why you laughed so hard that Peppermint Schapps, or
> > > > whatever girlie drink you were chugging, came up through your nose and
> > > > sprayed all over the bar. I'll probably never be able to show my face
> > > > in that club ever again.
>
> > > Did I call that or what?
>
> > > Boon: eye roll behind your back = funny. Poop joke eliciting eye roll
> > > = not funny.
>
> > > While they are somewhat related they are not the same.
>
> > > What a tool. I can see why 2pid turned on you.
>
> > > PS: Patron is seldom called a "girlie drink". The vanilla schnapps was
> > > later.
>
> > > Can you post without lying?
>
> > Can you? Whatever it was that you were drinking, it tasted like cough
> > syrup with a sidecare of icing. When I offered to buy you a man's
> > drink--single malt Scotch--you broke out into a cold sweat and I
> > thought I was going to have to call the paramedics.
>
> > I thought military officers had more moxie than that. I'm sure Moxie--
> > the soft drink, of course--is probably too strong for you.
>
> 1. Bushmill's is not a "single malt Scotch".

I know that. Funny how I said Lagavulin and you heard Bushmill. I knew
you were tanked by the time you arrived.

>
> 2. Telling the bartender to "Give him a shot of Bushmill's" hardly
> filled me with confidence that you were trying to enjoy a nice drink.
> Face it: you were out to get hammered and you suceeded. Mission
> accomplished, to quote a famous Texan.

"Suceeded"? Are you sure you're not tanked right now?

>
> 3. Stop making things up. You were an embarrassment and you know it.

And you were a "sucess."

>
> 4. Ask your behavioural therapists about "projection".

"Behavioural"? Are we suddenly British?

>
> 5. On that note, while it was kind of funny the way you twisted it,
> you should tell the truth about what you told me they told you about
> the posters here, that Arny, Scott and Bret are the sanest poster on
> RAO.

Now everyone knows you're lying. Or drunk.

>
> 6. I can totally understand why you wouldn't want to post what they
> said about you.

Because I'm modest? Thank God. All I can remember was you flexing your
biceps over and over and saying, "Someone call a vet, 'cause these
puppies are sick!" Then Kathryn said, "Someone call a people doctor,
because I'm going to be sick."

And then you ran into the bathroom to puke again.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On May 31, 9:10*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On May 30, 11:50*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On May 30, 10:01*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On May 30, 9:38*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On May 30, 7:45*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > On May 30, 2:19*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > On May 29, 11:53*pm, Jenn > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > In article
> > > > > > > >,
> > > > > > > *"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > > > > > > > > > but I can still look.
>
> > > > > > > > > And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> > > > > > > > > didn't wake up in jail this morning.
>
> > > > > > > > That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
> > > > > > > > number, remember, numbnuts?
>
> > > > > > > > I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again.
>
> > > > > > > > Do you even know what the truth is?
>
> > > > > > > Your mean.
>
> > > > > > I'd rather be mean than a lying hypocrite like Boon turned out to be.
>
> > > > > > I've never been as embarrassed as I was being with him. I mean, he
> > > > > > told me a poop joke. And the people next to us heard it. How juvenile
> > > > > > can you get? The guy sitting to Boon's right caught my eye and gave me
> > > > > > an eye roll. That cracked me up but I bet Boon thought I was laughing
> > > > > > at his joke.
>
> > > > > > I can't remember the entire joke but the punchline was, "Yes, but have
> > > > > > you ever tried to sing opera with poop in your pants?"
>
> > > > > > Boon is a disaster.
>
> > > > > Yeah, that's why you laughed so hard that Peppermint Schapps, or
> > > > > whatever girlie drink you were chugging, came up through your nose and
> > > > > sprayed all over the bar. I'll probably never be able to show my face
> > > > > in that club ever again.
>
> > > > Did I call that or what?
>
> > > > Boon: eye roll behind your back = funny. Poop joke eliciting eye roll
> > > > = not funny.
>
> > > > While they are somewhat related they are not the same.
>
> > > > What a tool. I can see why 2pid turned on you.
>
> > > > PS: Patron is seldom called a "girlie drink". The vanilla schnapps was
> > > > later.
>
> > > > Can you post without lying?
>
> > > Can you? Whatever it was that you were drinking, it tasted like cough
> > > syrup with a sidecare of icing. When I offered to buy you a man's
> > > drink--single malt Scotch--you broke out into a cold sweat and I
> > > thought I was going to have to call the paramedics.
>
> > > I thought military officers had more moxie than that. I'm sure Moxie--
> > > the soft drink, of course--is probably too strong for you.
>
> > 1. Bushmill's is not a "single malt Scotch".
>
> I know that. Funny how I said Lagavulin and you heard Bushmill. I knew
> you were tanked by the time you arrived.

Below I see you don't deny that you told the bartender to "Give him a
shot of Bushmill's". Instead you became an Internet spelling teacher.

Game, set, match.

> > 2. Telling the bartender to "Give him a shot of Bushmill's" hardly
> > filled me with confidence that you were trying to enjoy a nice drink.
> > Face it: you were out to get hammered and you suceeded. Mission
> > accomplished, to quote a famous Texan.
>
> "Suceeded"? Are you sure you're not tanked right now?

Sugar, come help out Boon. He's trying to emulate you and he's not
quite being stupid enough.

> > 3. Stop making things up. You were an embarrassment and you know it.
>
> And you were a "sucess."

And you're an idiot.

> > 4. Ask your behavioural therapists about "projection".
>
> "Behavioural"? Are we suddenly British?

Did the "U" confuse you?

> > 5. On that note, while it was kind of funny the way you twisted it,
> > you should tell the truth about what you told me they told you about
> > the posters here, that Arny, Scott and Bret are the sanest poster on
> > RAO.
>
> Now everyone knows you're lying. Or drunk.

I should have figured you were lying to me...again.

> > 6. I can totally understand why you wouldn't want to post what they
> > said about you.
>
> Because I'm modest? Thank God. All I can remember was you flexing your
> biceps over and over and saying, "Someone call a vet, 'cause these
> puppies are sick!" Then Kathryn said, "Someone call a people doctor,
> because I'm going to be sick."

Um, no. You're lying again.

What I said was, "Take me to the Sheriff because these guns aren't
registered."

Kathryn loved it. She kept squeezing them and asking me if they were
medically enhanced.

> And then you ran into the bathroom to puke again.

Prove it.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 1, 8:10*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On May 31, 9:10*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 30, 11:50*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On May 30, 10:01*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On May 30, 9:38*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > On May 30, 7:45*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On May 30, 2:19*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 29, 11:53*pm, Jenn > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > In article
> > > > > > > > >,
> > > > > > > > *"Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!" > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > On May 29, 11:23*am, Boon > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On May 28, 2:49*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > 3. There are many cute women here. They're mostly younger than I am
> > > > > > > > > > > but I can still look.
>
> > > > > > > > > > And grope, evidently. That was truly embarrassing. Feel lucky that you
> > > > > > > > > > didn't wake up in jail this morning.
>
> > > > > > > > > That wasn't a grope, it was a kiss. And it was mutual. She gave me her
> > > > > > > > > number, remember, numbnuts?
>
> > > > > > > > > I had dinner with her tonight and I will probably see her again.
>
> > > > > > > > > Do you even know what the truth is?
>
> > > > > > > > Your mean.
>
> > > > > > > I'd rather be mean than a lying hypocrite like Boon turned out to be.
>
> > > > > > > I've never been as embarrassed as I was being with him. I mean, he
> > > > > > > told me a poop joke. And the people next to us heard it. How juvenile
> > > > > > > can you get? The guy sitting to Boon's right caught my eye and gave me
> > > > > > > an eye roll. That cracked me up but I bet Boon thought I was laughing
> > > > > > > at his joke.
>
> > > > > > > I can't remember the entire joke but the punchline was, "Yes, but have
> > > > > > > you ever tried to sing opera with poop in your pants?"
>
> > > > > > > Boon is a disaster.
>
> > > > > > Yeah, that's why you laughed so hard that Peppermint Schapps, or
> > > > > > whatever girlie drink you were chugging, came up through your nose and
> > > > > > sprayed all over the bar. I'll probably never be able to show my face
> > > > > > in that club ever again.
>
> > > > > Did I call that or what?
>
> > > > > Boon: eye roll behind your back = funny. Poop joke eliciting eye roll
> > > > > = not funny.
>
> > > > > While they are somewhat related they are not the same.
>
> > > > > What a tool. I can see why 2pid turned on you.
>
> > > > > PS: Patron is seldom called a "girlie drink". The vanilla schnapps was
> > > > > later.
>
> > > > > Can you post without lying?
>
> > > > Can you? Whatever it was that you were drinking, it tasted like cough
> > > > syrup with a sidecare of icing. When I offered to buy you a man's
> > > > drink--single malt Scotch--you broke out into a cold sweat and I
> > > > thought I was going to have to call the paramedics.
>
> > > > I thought military officers had more moxie than that. I'm sure Moxie--
> > > > the soft drink, of course--is probably too strong for you.
>
> > > 1. Bushmill's is not a "single malt Scotch".
>
> > I know that. Funny how I said Lagavulin and you heard Bushmill. I knew
> > you were tanked by the time you arrived.
>
> Below I see you don't deny that you told the bartender to "Give him a
> shot of Bushmill's". Instead you became an Internet spelling teacher.
>
> Game, set, match.
>
> > > 2. Telling the bartender to "Give him a shot of Bushmill's" hardly
> > > filled me with confidence that you were trying to enjoy a nice drink.
> > > Face it: you were out to get hammered and you suceeded. Mission
> > > accomplished, to quote a famous Texan.
>
> > "Suceeded"? Are you sure you're not tanked right now?
>
> Sugar, come help out Boon. He's trying to emulate you and he's not
> quite being stupid enough.
>
> > > 3. Stop making things up. You were an embarrassment and you know it.
>
> > And you were a "sucess."
>
> And you're an idiot.

At least I'm not an idiot and an imbecile. Bratzi says you have that
market cornered.

>
> > > 4. Ask your behavioural therapists about "projection".
>
> > "Behavioural"? Are we suddenly British?
>
> Did the "U" confuse you?

No, it just sounds like you're trying to be classier than you are.
Then again, you've already forgotten that we met.

>
> > > 5. On that note, while it was kind of funny the way you twisted it,
> > > you should tell the truth about what you told me they told you about
> > > the posters here, that Arny, Scott and Bret are the sanest poster on
> > > RAO.
>
> > Now everyone knows you're lying. Or drunk.
>
> I should have figured you were lying to me...again.
>
> > > 6. I can totally understand why you wouldn't want to post what they
> > > said about you.
>
> > Because I'm modest? Thank God. All I can remember was you flexing your
> > biceps over and over and saying, "Someone call a vet, 'cause these
> > puppies are sick!" Then Kathryn said, "Someone call a people doctor,
> > because I'm going to be sick."
>
> Um, no. You're lying again.
>
> What I said was, "Take me to the Sheriff because these guns aren't
> registered."

No, Kathryn said "I'm going to call the cops if this Shhh! asshole
keeps pawing at me."

>
> Kathryn loved it. She kept squeezing them and asking me if they were
> medically enhanced.

She actually said you would have to have them medically enhanced
before she would choose you over her fiance.

>
> > And then you ran into the bathroom to puke again.
>
> Prove it.

I have a vial of the puke right here. All I need is a sample of your
DNA for a match.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 1, 9:14*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 1, 8:10*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > wrote:
> > On May 31, 9:10*pm, Boon > wrote:

> > > I know that. Funny how I said Lagavulin and you heard Bushmill. I knew
> > > you were tanked by the time you arrived.
>
> > Below I see you don't deny that you told the bartender to "Give him a
> > shot of Bushmill's". Instead you became an Internet spelling teacher.
>
> > Game, set, match.

Tacit admission noted.

> > > > 2. Telling the bartender to "Give him a shot of Bushmill's" hardly
> > > > filled me with confidence that you were trying to enjoy a nice drink.
> > > > Face it: you were out to get hammered and you suceeded. Mission
> > > > accomplished, to quote a famous Texan.
>
> > > "Suceeded"? Are you sure you're not tanked right now?
>
> > Sugar, come help out Boon. He's trying to emulate you and he's not
> > quite being stupid enough.

Tacit admission noted.

> > > > 3. Stop making things up. You were an embarrassment and you know it..
>
> > > And you were a "sucess."
>
> > And you're an idiot.
>
> At least I'm not an idiot and an imbecile. Bratzi says you have that
> market cornered.

Since when is Bratzi an expert on anything other than how to cut and
paste Nazi blogs?

I think the fact that you've used Bratzi in an attempt to bolster your
argument nicely proves that I'm correct.

> > > > 4. Ask your behavioural therapists about "projection".
>
> > > "Behavioural"? Are we suddenly British?
>
> > Did the "U" confuse you?
>
> No, it just sounds like you're trying to be classier than you are.
> Then again, you've already forgotten that we met.

Ya, we've met. Sure. I'd never waste my time with the likes of you.

> > > > 5. On that note, while it was kind of funny the way you twisted it,
> > > > you should tell the truth about what you told me they told you about
> > > > the posters here, that Arny, Scott and Bret are the sanest poster on
> > > > RAO.
>
> > > Now everyone knows you're lying. Or drunk.
>
> > I should have figured you were lying to me...again.

Tacit admission noted.

> > > > 6. I can totally understand why you wouldn't want to post what they
> > > > said about you.
>
> > > Because I'm modest? Thank God. All I can remember was you flexing your
> > > biceps over and over and saying, "Someone call a vet, 'cause these
> > > puppies are sick!" Then Kathryn said, "Someone call a people doctor,
> > > because I'm going to be sick."
>
> > Um, no. You're lying again.
>
> > What I said was, "Take me to the Sheriff because these guns aren't
> > registered."
>
> No, Kathryn said "I'm going to call the cops if this Shhh! asshole
> keeps pawing at me."

She loved it. You're just jealous.

> > Kathryn loved it. She kept squeezing them and asking me if they were
> > medically enhanced.
>
> She actually said you would have to have them medically enhanced
> before she would choose you over her fiance.

I'm far too ethical (something you wouldn't understand) and honest to
try to steal someone's fiance. I'll leave that to losers like you.

> > > And then you ran into the bathroom to puke again.
>
> > Prove it.
>
> I have a vial of the puke right here. All I need is a sample of your
> DNA for a match.

You're one sick puppy.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 1, 9:14*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > On Jun 1, 8:10*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > wrote:
> > > On May 31, 9:10*pm, Boon > wrote:
> > > > I know that. Funny how I said Lagavulin and you heard Bushmill. I knew
> > > > you were tanked by the time you arrived.
>
> > > Below I see you don't deny that you told the bartender to "Give him a
> > > shot of Bushmill's". Instead you became an Internet spelling teacher.
>
> > > Game, set, match.
>
> Tacit admission noted.
>
> > > > > 2. Telling the bartender to "Give him a shot of Bushmill's" hardly
> > > > > filled me with confidence that you were trying to enjoy a nice drink.
> > > > > Face it: you were out to get hammered and you suceeded. Mission
> > > > > accomplished, to quote a famous Texan.
>
> > > > "Suceeded"? Are you sure you're not tanked right now?
>
> > > Sugar, come help out Boon. He's trying to emulate you and he's not
> > > quite being stupid enough.
>
> Tacit admission noted.
>
> > > > > 3. Stop making things up. You were an embarrassment and you know it.
>
> > > > And you were a "sucess."
>
> > > And you're an idiot.
>
> > At least I'm not an idiot and an imbecile. Bratzi says you have that
> > market cornered.
>
> Since when is Bratzi an expert on anything other than how to cut and
> paste Nazi blogs?
>
> I think the fact that you've used Bratzi in an attempt to bolster your
> argument nicely proves that I'm correct.
>
> > > > > 4. Ask your behavioural therapists about "projection".
>
> > > > "Behavioural"? Are we suddenly British?
>
> > > Did the "U" confuse you?
>
> > No, it just sounds like you're trying to be classier than you are.
> > Then again, you've already forgotten that we met.
>
> Ya, we've met. Sure. I'd never waste my time with the likes of you.
>
> > > > > 5. On that note, while it was kind of funny the way you twisted it,
> > > > > you should tell the truth about what you told me they told you about
> > > > > the posters here, that Arny, Scott and Bret are the sanest poster on
> > > > > RAO.
>
> > > > Now everyone knows you're lying. Or drunk.
>
> > > I should have figured you were lying to me...again.
>
> Tacit admission noted.
>
> > > > > 6. I can totally understand why you wouldn't want to post what they
> > > > > said about you.
>
> > > > Because I'm modest? Thank God. All I can remember was you flexing your
> > > > biceps over and over and saying, "Someone call a vet, 'cause these
> > > > puppies are sick!" Then Kathryn said, "Someone call a people doctor,
> > > > because I'm going to be sick."
>
> > > Um, no. You're lying again.
>
> > > What I said was, "Take me to the Sheriff because these guns aren't
> > > registered."
>
> > No, Kathryn said "I'm going to call the cops if this Shhh! asshole
> > keeps pawing at me."
>
> She loved it. You're just jealous.
>
> > > Kathryn loved it. She kept squeezing them and asking me if they were
> > > medically enhanced.
>
> > She actually said you would have to have them medically enhanced
> > before she would choose you over her fiance.
>
> I'm far too ethical (something you wouldn't understand) and honest to
> try to steal someone's fiance. I'll leave that to losers like you.
>
> > > > And then you ran into the bathroom to puke again.
>
> > > Prove it.
>
> > I have a vial of the puke right here. All I need is a sample of your
> > DNA for a match.
>
> You're one sick puppy.

Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"

> > You're one sick puppy.
>
> Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.

But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 5, 11:18*am, ScottW > wrote:
> On Jun 5, 9:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> *I think you're both pathetic losers. *The only real question
> is...who's the puppet and who's the master in this lame show?

If you think that one of us is the other's sockpuppet, then you're
much dumber than I thought. And that REALLY dumb.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 5, 11:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.

Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
priceless.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 5, 11:36*am, ScottW > wrote:
> On Jun 5, 9:20*am, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 5, 11:18*am, ScottW > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 5, 9:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > > *I think you're both pathetic losers. *The only real question
> > > is...who's the puppet and who's the master in this lame show?
>
> > If you think that one of us is the other's sockpuppet, then you're
> > much dumber than I thought. And that REALLY dumb.
>
> Does it really matter if your two real people or not? *

It's "you're," not "your," you stupid ****ing imbecile.

Your combined
> brains don't add up to more than Gepetto's puppets and when I pull
> your strings you both spasm in unison.

Why do you insist on trying to write? Why must we be subjectd to your
God-awful, obtuse, hackneyed attempts at written communication? At
least you said "your combined" instead of "you're combined." But the
rest of it was utter ****, written by someone with a severe learning
disability.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 5, 11:36*am, ScottW > wrote:

> Does it really matter if your two real people or not? *Your combined
> brains...

LoL.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 5, 11:37*am, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 5, 11:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> priceless.

Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.

Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
all I do is try to politely save it.

Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 5, 4:30*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 5, 11:37*am, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 5, 11:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold..
>
> > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> > then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> > the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> > unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> > priceless.
>
> Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
> reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.
>
> Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
> all I do is try to politely save it.
>
> Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.

You're combined brain spasms dont add up to one string pulled by
Gepetto.

[GeoSynch]

Jilly flapped her gums:

>> > You're one sick puppy.

> > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy, according to
> > him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.

> But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.

That one must've real stung as it looks to have left a mortified Jilly
speechless (for a few days).

And when's the last anyone remembers her keeping her big, fat yap shut?

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 6, 5:44*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> Jilly flapped her gums:
>
> >> > You're one sick puppy.
> > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy, according to
> > > him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
> > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> That one must've real stung as it looks to have left a mortified Jilly
> speechless (for a few days).
>
> And when's the last anyone remembers her keeping her big, fat yap shut?

I've been enjoying my new vinyl rig. It sounds pretty good now that I
cleared up that 30 Hz honk.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 6, 1:27*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 5, 4:30*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 5, 11:37*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 5, 11:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > > Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> > > then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> > > the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> > > unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> > > priceless.
>
> > Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
> > reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.
>
> > Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
> > all I do is try to politely save it.
>
> > Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.
>
> You're combined brain spasms dont add up to one string pulled by
> Gepetto.

They do to. What a moron.

[GeoSynch]

Jilly's flatulence in abeyance:

> > And when's the last anyone remembers her keeping her big, fat yap shut?

> I've been enjoying my new vinyl rig. It sounds pretty good now that I cleared
> up that 30 Hz honk.

You stopped eating beans?

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 6, 9:33*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 6, 1:27*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 5, 4:30*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Jun 5, 11:37*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 5, 11:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > > > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > > > Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> > > > then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> > > > the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> > > > unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> > > > priceless.
>
> > > Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
> > > reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.
>
> > > Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
> > > all I do is try to politely save it.
>
> > > Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.
>
> > You're combined brain spasms dont add up to one string pulled by
> > Gepetto.
>

(Mindless usenet resume sniped)

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 7, 10:34*am, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 6, 9:33*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 6, 1:27*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 5, 4:30*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On Jun 5, 11:37*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Jun 5, 11:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > > > > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > > > > Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> > > > > then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> > > > > the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> > > > > unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> > > > > priceless.
>
> > > > Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
> > > > reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.
>
> > > > Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
> > > > all I do is try to politely save it.
>
> > > > Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.
>
> > > You're combined brain spasms dont add up to one string pulled by
> > > Gepetto.

(Useless tripe deleted.)

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 7, 6:09*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 7, 10:34*am, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 6, 9:33*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Jun 6, 1:27*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 5, 4:30*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 5, 11:37*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On Jun 5, 11:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > > > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > > > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > > > > > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > > > > > Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> > > > > > then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> > > > > > the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> > > > > > unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> > > > > > priceless.
>
> > > > > Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
> > > > > reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.
>
> > > > > Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
> > > > > all I do is try to politely save it.
>
> > > > > Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.
>
> > > > You're combined brain spasms dont add up to one string pulled by
> > > > Gepetto.
>
(Utterly pathetic like mindedness ignored.)

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 7, 9:46*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 7, 6:09*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 10:34*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 6, 9:33*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On Jun 6, 1:27*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Jun 5, 4:30*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 5, 11:37*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > On Jun 5, 11:06*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 8:17*am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 12:04*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > > > > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > > > > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > > > > > > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > > > > > > Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> > > > > > > then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> > > > > > > the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> > > > > > > unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> > > > > > > priceless.
>
> > > > > > Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
> > > > > > reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.
>
> > > > > > Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
> > > > > > all I do is try to politely save it.
>
> > > > > > Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.
>
> > > > > You're combined brain spasms dont add up to one string pulled by
> > > > > Gepetto.
>
> (Utterly pathetic like mindedness ignored.)

I cannot decipher your juvenile drivel.

Did you perhaps mean "Utterly pathetic-like mindedness ignored" or
even "Utterly pathetic like-mindedness ignored"?

Utterly pathetic 2pid-like second grade grammar ignored.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 7, 11:53�pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 7, 9:46�pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 7, 6:09�pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Jun 7, 10:34�am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 6, 9:33�pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 6, 1:27�pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On Jun 5, 4:30�pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 5, 11:37�am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 11:06�am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 8:17�am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 12:04�am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > > > > > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > > > > > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > > > > > > > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > > > > > > > Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> > > > > > > > then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> > > > > > > > the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> > > > > > > > unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> > > > > > > > priceless.
>
> > > > > > > Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
> > > > > > > reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.
>
> > > > > > > Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
> > > > > > > all I do is try to politely save it.
>
> > > > > > > Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.
>
> > > > > > You're combined brain spasms dont add up to one string pulled by
> > > > > > Gepetto.
>
> > (Utterly pathetic like mindedness ignored.)
>
> I cannot decipher your juvenile drivel.
>
> Did you perhaps mean "Utterly pathetic-like mindedness ignored" or
> even "Utterly pathetic like-mindedness ignored"?
>
> Utterly pathetic 2pid-like second grade grammar ignored.

I'm sorry if like mindedness tripped you up. LoL.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 8, 12:04*am, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 7, 11:53 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 7, 9:46 pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 7, 6:09 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On Jun 7, 10:34 am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Jun 6, 9:33 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 6, 1:27 pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > On Jun 5, 4:30 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 11:37 am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 11:06 am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 8:17 am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 12:04 am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > > > > > > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > > > > > > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > > > > > > > > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > > > > > > > > Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> > > > > > > > > then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> > > > > > > > > the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> > > > > > > > > unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> > > > > > > > > priceless.
>
> > > > > > > > Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
> > > > > > > > reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.
>
> > > > > > > > Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
> > > > > > > > all I do is try to politely save it.
>
> > > > > > > > Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.
>
> > > > > > > You're combined brain spasms dont add up to one string pulled by
> > > > > > > Gepetto.
>
> > > (Utterly pathetic like mindedness ignored.)
>
> > I cannot decipher your juvenile drivel.
>
> > Did you perhaps mean "Utterly pathetic-like mindedness ignored" or
> > even "Utterly pathetic like-mindedness ignored"?
>
> > Utterly pathetic 2pid-like second grade grammar ignored.
>
> I'm sorry if like mindedness tripped you up. LoL.

You still can't admit your mistake.

C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 6, 10:20*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> Jilly's flatulence in abeyance:

Your missing a verb here. LoL.

> > > And when's the last anyone remembers her keeping her big, fat yap shut?
> > I've been enjoying my new vinyl rig. It sounds pretty good now that I cleared
> > up that 30 Hz honk.
>
> You stopped eating beans?

Nope. That creates more of an ultrasonic squeal.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 8, 12:25*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 8, 12:04*am, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 7, 11:53 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Jun 7, 9:46 pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 7, 6:09 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 7, 10:34 am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On Jun 6, 9:33 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 6, 1:27 pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 4:30 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 11:37 am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > > On Jun 5, 11:06 am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 8:17 am, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jun 2, 12:04 am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You're one sick puppy.
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > Not according to GeoSynch. You're the one who's the sick puppy,
> > > > > > > > > > > > according to him, and that condemnation is worth its weight in gold.
>
> > > > > > > > > > > But what does 2pid think? That's what really matters.
>
> > > > > > > > > > Yeah. I love it when you're having a conversation with someone, and
> > > > > > > > > > then Scott pops in with something completely unrelated and sidetracks
> > > > > > > > > > the whole conversation. Then you have to explain to Scott why he is so
> > > > > > > > > > unwelcome, and then he has to have the last word. God, that's
> > > > > > > > > > priceless.
>
> > > > > > > > > Your a stupid hypocritical imbecile. What I want ((indeed the sole
> > > > > > > > > reason I'm here)) is for some polite conversation.
>
> > > > > > > > > Then dick's like you and Shhhhtard come in and lay waste to RAO while
> > > > > > > > > all I do is try to politely save it.
>
> > > > > > > > > Your a pathetic waste of time and a hypocrite. LoL.
>
> > > > > > > > You're combined brain spasms dont add up to one string pulled by
> > > > > > > > Gepetto.
>
> > > > (Utterly pathetic like mindedness ignored.)
>
> > > I cannot decipher your juvenile drivel.
>
> > > Did you perhaps mean "Utterly pathetic-like mindedness ignored" or
> > > even "Utterly pathetic like-mindedness ignored"?
>
> > > Utterly pathetic 2pid-like second grade grammar ignored.
>
> > I'm sorry if like mindedness tripped you up. LoL.
>
> You still can't admit your mistake.
>
> C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.

I admit that it was a mistake to buy you a drink. And another. And
another.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 8, 10:03*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 8, 12:25*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"

> > You still can't admit your mistake.
>
> > C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.
>
> I admit that it was a mistake to buy you a drink. And another. And
> another.

Yet another lie. You never would have bought me even one if I hadn't
walked out on the tab.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 8, 11:04*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 8, 10:03*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > On Jun 8, 12:25*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > You still can't admit your mistake.
>
> > > C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.
>
> > I admit that it was a mistake to buy you a drink. And another. And
> > another.
>
> Yet another lie. You never would have bought me even one if I hadn't
> walked out on the tab.

I have the same policy as the bartender did. Never buy a drink for
someone who's already three sheets to the wind.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 8, 11:40*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 8, 11:04*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 10:03*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 8, 12:25*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > You still can't admit your mistake.
>
> > > > C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.
>
> > > I admit that it was a mistake to buy you a drink. And another. And
> > > another.
>
> > Yet another lie. You never would have bought me even one if I hadn't
> > walked out on the tab.
>
> I have the same policy as the bartender did. Never buy a drink for
> someone who's already three sheets to the wind.

So that's where the offer of Bushmill's came from. You needed me to
buy it because the bartender had cut you off.

You could have just said so.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 8, 11:48*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 8, 11:40*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 8, 11:04*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 10:03*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 8, 12:25*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > You still can't admit your mistake.
>
> > > > > C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.
>
> > > > I admit that it was a mistake to buy you a drink. And another. And
> > > > another.
>
> > > Yet another lie. You never would have bought me even one if I hadn't
> > > walked out on the tab.
>
> > I have the same policy as the bartender did. Never buy a drink for
> > someone who's already three sheets to the wind.
>
> So that's

....absolutely correct. Glad you agree.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 9, 5:44*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 8, 11:48*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 8, 11:40*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 8, 11:04*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 10:03*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Jun 8, 12:25*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > You still can't admit your mistake.
>
> > > > > > C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.
>
> > > > > I admit that it was a mistake to buy you a drink. And another. And
> > > > > another.
>
> > > > Yet another lie. You never would have bought me even one if I hadn't
> > > > walked out on the tab.
>
> > > I have the same policy as the bartender did. Never buy a drink for
> > > someone who's already three sheets to the wind.
>
> > So that's
>
> ...absolutely correct. Glad you agree.

Sorry, liar. I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night. A .24 is
far different from a .3 as anybody with a technical background can see.

[GeoSynch]

Jilly the Blowjob Queen bragged:

> I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.

Two dozen, eh? New record for you?

You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.

No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 9, 6:15*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 9, 5:44*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 8, 11:48*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Jun 8, 11:40*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 8, 11:04*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 10:03*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On Jun 8, 12:25*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > You still can't admit your mistake.
>
> > > > > > > C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.
>
> > > > > > I admit that it was a mistake to buy you a drink. And another. And
> > > > > > another.
>
> > > > > Yet another lie. You never would have bought me even one if I hadn't
> > > > > walked out on the tab.
>
> > > > I have the same policy as the bartender did. Never buy a drink for
> > > > someone who's already three sheets to the wind.
>
> > > So that's
>
> > ...absolutely correct. Glad you agree.
>
> Sorry, liar. I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night. A .24 is
> far different from a .3 as anybody with a technical background can see.- Hide quoted text -

You carry a breathalyzer with you when you party? How dorky. And
alcoholic.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 9, 6:50*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> Jilly the Blowjob Queen bragged:
>
> > I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.
>
> Two dozen, eh? New record for you?
>
> You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.
>
> No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.

LoL!

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 9, 7:44*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 9, 6:15*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 9, 5:44*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 8, 11:48*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On Jun 8, 11:40*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > On Jun 8, 11:04*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 8, 10:03*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > On Jun 8, 12:25*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > > You still can't admit your mistake.
>
> > > > > > > > C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.
>
> > > > > > > I admit that it was a mistake to buy you a drink. And another.. And
> > > > > > > another.
>
> > > > > > Yet another lie. You never would have bought me even one if I hadn't
> > > > > > walked out on the tab.
>
> > > > > I have the same policy as the bartender did. Never buy a drink for
> > > > > someone who's already three sheets to the wind.
>
> > > > So that's
>
> > > ...absolutely correct. Glad you agree.
>
> > Sorry, liar. I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night. A .24 is
> > far different from a .3 as anybody with a technical background can see.

> You carry a breathalyzer with you when you party? How dorky. And
> alcoholic.

The breathalyzer was the state trooper's who tested me when he pulled
me over on the way to meet you, dumb****. ((I swear it was yellow, but
trying arguing with our oppressive law enforcement system. Gov't is
too big. Shhhh!))

He let me go. "I've seen worse," he said. "Besides, I know Boon.
You're going to need a lot more than that."

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 9, 10:41*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 9, 7:44*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 9, 6:15*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Jun 9, 5:44*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 8, 11:48*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Jun 8, 11:40*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > On Jun 8, 11:04*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jun 8, 10:03*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > On Jun 8, 12:25*am, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> > > > > > > > > You still can't admit your mistake.
>
> > > > > > > > > C'mon, Boon, be a man. For once. LoL.
>
> > > > > > > > I admit that it was a mistake to buy you a drink. And another. And
> > > > > > > > another.
>
> > > > > > > Yet another lie. You never would have bought me even one if I hadn't
> > > > > > > walked out on the tab.
>
> > > > > > I have the same policy as the bartender did. Never buy a drink for
> > > > > > someone who's already three sheets to the wind.
>
> > > > > So that's
>
> > > > ...absolutely correct. Glad you agree.
>
> > > Sorry, liar. I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night. A .24 is
> > > far different from a .3 as anybody with a technical background can see.
> > You carry a breathalyzer with you when you party? How dorky. And
> > alcoholic.
>
> The breathalyzer was the state trooper's who tested me when he pulled
> me over on the way to meet you, dumb****. ((I swear it was yellow, but
> trying arguing with our oppressive law enforcement system. Gov't is
> too big. Shhhh!))
>
> He let me go. "I've seen worse," he said. "Besides, I know Boon.
> You're going to need a lot more than that."-

Bull****. I have all the Texas troopers on my payroll, and they know
better than to talk behind my back. A few years ago Austin had a
problem with people impersonating law enforcement.

So that basically leaves McElroy.

((In other words, you've been punk'd. Boon))

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 9, 6:50*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> Jilly the Blowjob Queen bragged:
>
> > I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.
>
> Two dozen, eh? New record for you?
>
> You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.
>
> No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.

So .24 is "a dozen" to you?

((If I had blown Boon .24 would have been accurate, in inches. ((I am
a solid 7.85", far above average for the American male. I often look
around locker rooms and marvel at my manhood in comparison to others.
Shhhh!))

[GeoSynch]

Jilly lost count:

>> > I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.

> > Two dozen, eh? New record for you?

> > You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.

> > No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.

> So .24 is "a dozen" to you?

What part of "[t]wo dozen" do you fail to comprehend, moronette?

> ((If I had blown Boon

He probably wouldn't have griped about having to cover your bar tab?

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 10, 12:01*am, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> Jilly lost count:
>
> >> > I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.
> > > Two dozen, eh? New record for you?
> > > You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.
> > > No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.
> > So .24 is "a dozen" to you?
>
> What part of "[t]wo dozen" do you fail to comprehend, moronette?

..24 is "[t]wo dozen" to you? Moronette?

> > ((If I had blown Boon
>
> He probably wouldn't have griped about having to cover your bar tab?

He probably would have wondered about where the other 23.76 you're
fantasizing about came from.

No wonder you don't understand audio. You have no technical chops.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 9, 11:05�pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 9, 6:50�pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
>
> > Jilly the Blowjob Queen bragged:
>
> > > I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.
>
> > Two dozen, eh? New record for you?
>
> > You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.
>
> > No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.
>
> So .24 is "a dozen" to you?
>
> ((If I had blown Boon .24 would have been accurate, in inches. ((I am
> a solid 7.85", far above average for the American male. I often look
> around locker rooms and marvel at my manhood in comparison to others.
> Shhhh!))

This reminds me of the time Arny started talking about taking showers
with a kid who had a "firehose" between his legs. Only your story is
more sickening.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 10, 12:01�am, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> Jilly lost count:
>
> >> > I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.
> > > Two dozen, eh? New record for you?
> > > You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.
> > > No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.
> > So .24 is "a dozen" to you?
>
> What part of "[t]wo dozen" do you fail to comprehend, moronette?
>
> > ((If I had blown Boon
>
> He probably wouldn't have griped about having to cover your bar tab?

****in' A.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 10, 6:21*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 9, 11:05 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 9, 6:50 pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
>
> > > Jilly the Blowjob Queen bragged:
>
> > > > I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.
>
> > > Two dozen, eh? New record for you?
>
> > > You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.
>
> > > No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.
>
> > So .24 is "a dozen" to you?
>
> > ((If I had blown Boon .24 would have been accurate, in inches. ((I am
> > a solid 7.85", far above average for the American male. I often look
> > around locker rooms and marvel at my manhood in comparison to others.
> > Shhhh!))
>
> This reminds me of the time Arny started talking about taking showers
> with a kid who had a "firehose" between his legs. Only your story is
> more sickening.

Grow up. Not all of us can have a firehose between their legs like I
do.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jun 10, 8:15*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Jun 10, 6:21*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jun 9, 11:05 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Jun 9, 6:50 pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
>
> > > > Jilly the Blowjob Queen bragged:
>
> > > > > I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.
>
> > > > Two dozen, eh? New record for you?
>
> > > > You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.
>
> > > > No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.
>
> > > So .24 is "a dozen" to you?
>
> > > ((If I had blown Boon .24 would have been accurate, in inches. ((I am
> > > a solid 7.85", far above average for the American male. I often look
> > > around locker rooms and marvel at my manhood in comparison to others.
> > > Shhhh!))
>
> > This reminds me of the time Arny started talking about taking showers
> > with a kid who had a "firehose" between his legs. Only your story is
> > more sickening.
>
> Grow up. Not all of us can have a firehose between their legs like I
> do.

7.85" is not a firehose. It's barely a lawn sprinkler.

[Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jun 10, 9:16*pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jun 10, 8:15*pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 6:21*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 9, 11:05 pm, "Shhhh!!!! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > On Jun 9, 6:50 pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
>
> > > > > Jilly the Blowjob Queen bragged:
>
> > > > > > I blew a .24 on the way into Austin that night.
>
> > > > > Two dozen, eh? New record for you?
>
> > > > > You must've arrived into town with quite a bellyful.
>
> > > > > No wonder you couldn't hold your liquor that night, old girl.
>
> > > > So .24 is "a dozen" to you?
>
> > > > ((If I had blown Boon .24 would have been accurate, in inches. ((I am
> > > > a solid 7.85", far above average for the American male. I often look
> > > > around locker rooms and marvel at my manhood in comparison to others.
> > > > Shhhh!))
>
> > > This reminds me of the time Arny started talking about taking showers
> > > with a kid who had a "firehose" between his legs. Only your story is
> > > more sickening.
>
> > Grow up. Not all of us can have a firehose between their legs like I
> > do.
>
> 7.85" is not a firehose. It's barely a lawn sprinkler.

Said the man who calls a roll of dimes a "deadly weapon".

Your flabby batwings don't count as "puppies" either.