Response To Buffoon [Archive]

GeoSynch

April 17th 10, 01:33 PM

BaBoon thumped his chest and yodeled (like Tarzan):

> Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
>
> I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and then
> I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art show in
> town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her exhibit.
> There'll be tons of music as well, and I'll be covering some of it for
> the two magazines I work for. It's gonna be a blast.
>
> Maybe you can ask Scott to keep you company. You two try not to waste
> your whole weekend arguing with strangers on the Internet, 'kay? LoL!

Sorry to have to tell you this but the stench of your reeking hypocrisy has
permeated down to your very core and there's just no washing it away no matter
how many times in the day you 'jump in the shower'. ("Jumping in the shower"?
What a corny phrase.)

At last, the real reason for your relentless trolling as of late is revealed:
the need for fresh ideas and words and snappy phrasings to jazz up that tired,
old, pedestrian prose you regularly churn out. (And I'm sure Arny and Bobo are
just dying to find out the "two magazines" you'll be hawking your
less-than-illustrious copy.)

So I won't begrudge your bananas on this one, monkeyboy, cause even a working
stiff chimp like you has gotta eat. Bon appétit, BaBoonie. ;-)

Boon[_2_]

April 19th 10, 02:39 AM

On Apr 17, 7:33*am, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> BaBoon thumped his chest and yodeled (like Tarzan):
>
> > Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
>
> > I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and then
> > I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art show in
> > town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her exhibit.
> > There'll be tons of music as well, and I'll be covering some of it for
> > the two magazines I work for. It's gonna be a blast.
>
> > Maybe you can ask Scott to keep you company. You two try not to waste
> > your whole weekend arguing with strangers on the Internet, 'kay? LoL!
>
> Sorry to have to tell you this but the stench of your reeking hypocrisy has
> permeated down to your very core and there's just no washing it away no matter
> how many times in the day you 'jump in the shower'. ("Jumping in the shower"?
> What a corny phrase.)
>
> At last, the real reason for your relentless trolling as of late is revealed:
> the need for fresh ideas and words and snappy phrasings to jazz up that tired,
> old, pedestrian prose you regularly churn out. (And I'm sure Arny and Bobo are
> just dying to find out the "two magazines" you'll be hawking your
> less-than-illustrious copy.)
>
> So I won't begrudge your bananas on this one, monkeyboy, cause even a working
> stiff chimp like you has gotta eat. Bon appétit, BaBoonie. ;-)

In other words, you sat by your computer all weekend and did nothing
interesting. Got it.

Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!

April 19th 10, 10:12 PM

On Apr 19, 12:29*pm, ScottW > wrote:
> On Apr 18, 6:39*pm, Boon > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 17, 7:33*am, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
>
> > > BaBoon thumped his chest and yodeled (like Tarzan):
>
> > > > Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
>
> > > > I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and then
> > > > I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art show in
> > > > town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her exhibit.

GeoSynch

April 20th 10, 12:58 AM

"I, on the other hand, have lovely skin," gushed Marcy Phillips:
>
> > Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
>
> > I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and then
> > I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art show in
> > town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her exhibit.
> > There'll be tons of music as well, and I'll be covering some of it for
> > the two magazines I work for. It's gonna be a blast.
>
> > Maybe you can ask Scott to keep you company. You two try not to waste
> > your whole weekend arguing with strangers on the Internet, 'kay? LoL!
>
> Sorry to have to tell you this but the stench of your reeking hypocrisy has
> permeated down to your very core and there's just no washing it away no matter
> how many times in the day you 'jump in the shower'. ("Jumping in the shower"?
> What a corny phrase.)
>
> At last, the real reason for your relentless trolling as of late is revealed:
> the need for fresh ideas and words and snappy phrasings to jazz up that tired,
> old, pedestrian prose you regularly churn out. (And I'm sure Arny and Bobo are
> just dying to find out the "two magazines" you'll be hawking your
> less-than-illustrious copy.)
>
> So I won't begrudge your bananas on this one, monkeyboy, cause even a working
> stiff chimp like you has gotta eat. Bon appétit, BaBoonie. ;-)

In other words, you sat by your computer all weekend and did nothing
interesting. Got it.

--------------

Marcy Phillips pretended to have a fabulous time at the Art Exhibit while trying
to show off her lovely skin to anyone who would take a look. Scant few did.

Marcy then rushed home, threw herself down on her bed and had a good, long sob
.... before turning to rao to hiss and spit her usual venom.

Poor pathetic Marcy.

Boon[_2_]

April 20th 10, 05:45 PM

Boon[_2_]

April 20th 10, 05:46 PM

On Apr 19, 6:58*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> "I, on the other hand, have lovely skin," gushed Marcy Phillips:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > > Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
>
> > > I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and then
> > > I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art show in
> > > town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her exhibit.
> > > There'll be tons of music as well, and I'll be covering some of it for
> > > the two magazines I work for. It's gonna be a blast.
>
> > > Maybe you can ask Scott to keep you company. You two try not to waste
> > > your whole weekend arguing with strangers on the Internet, 'kay? LoL!
>
> > Sorry to have to tell you this but the stench of your reeking hypocrisy has
> > permeated down to your very core and there's just no washing it away no matter
> > how many times in the day you 'jump in the shower'. ("Jumping in the shower"?
> > What a corny phrase.)
>
> > At last, the real reason for your relentless trolling as of late is revealed:
> > the need for fresh ideas and words and snappy phrasings to jazz up that tired,
> > old, pedestrian prose you regularly churn out. (And I'm sure Arny and Bobo are
> > just dying to find out the "two magazines" you'll be hawking your
> > less-than-illustrious copy.)
>
> > So I won't begrudge your bananas on this one, monkeyboy, cause even a working
> > stiff chimp like you has gotta eat. Bon appétit, BaBoonie. ;-)
>
> In other words, you sat by your computer all weekend and did nothing
> interesting. Got it.
>
> --------------
>
> Marcy Phillips pretended to have a fabulous time at the Art Exhibit while trying
> to show off her lovely skin to anyone who would take a look. *Scant few did.
>
> Marcy then rushed home, threw herself down on her bed and had a good, long sob
> ... before turning to rao to hiss and spit her usual venom.
>
> Poor pathetic Marcy.

I don't know who this Marcy is, but she sounds like another fantasy
character in your fantasy world.

GeoSynch

April 21st 10, 05:47 AM

"I, on the other hand, have lovely skin," gushed Marcy Phillips:
>
> > > Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
>
> > > I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and then
> > > I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art show in
> > > town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her exhibit.
> > > There'll be tons of music as well, and I'll be covering some of it for
> > > the two magazines I work for. It's gonna be a blast.
>
> > > Maybe you can ask Scott to keep you company. You two try not to waste
> > > your whole weekend arguing with strangers on the Internet, 'kay? LoL!
>
> > Sorry to have to tell you this but the stench of your reeking hypocrisy has
> > permeated down to your very core and there's just no washing it away no
> > matter
> > how many times in the day you 'jump in the shower'. ("Jumping in the
> > shower"?
> > What a corny phrase.)
>
> > At last, the real reason for your relentless trolling as of late is
> > revealed:
> > the need for fresh ideas and words and snappy phrasings to jazz up that
> > tired,
> > old, pedestrian prose you regularly churn out. (And I'm sure Arny and Bobo
> > are
> > just dying to find out the "two magazines" you'll be hawking your
> > less-than-illustrious copy.)
>
> > So I won't begrudge your bananas on this one, monkeyboy, cause even a
> > working
> > stiff chimp like you has gotta eat. Bon appétit, BaBoonie. ;-)
>
> In other words, you sat by your computer all weekend and did nothing
> interesting. Got it.
>
> --------------
>
> Marcy Phillips pretended to have a fabulous time at the Art Exhibit while
> trying
> to show off her lovely skin to anyone who would take a look. Scant few did.
>
> Marcy then rushed home, threw herself down on her bed and had a good, long sob
> ... before turning to rao to hiss and spit her usual venom.
>
> Poor pathetic Marcy.

I don't know who this Marcy is, but she sounds like another fantasy
character in your fantasy world.

-----

Look in the mirror, Marcy. That is, if you haven't broken them all.

Boon[_2_]

April 21st 10, 05:49 AM

On Apr 20, 11:47*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> "I, on the other hand, have lovely skin," gushed Marcy Phillips:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > > > Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
>
> > > > I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and then
> > > > I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art show in
> > > > town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her exhibit.

Boon[_2_]

April 21st 10, 03:47 PM

On Apr 21, 12:09*am, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> "I, on the other hand, have lovely skin," gushed Marcy Phillips:
>
>
>
>
>
> > > > > Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
>
> > > > > I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and then
> > > > > I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art show
> > > > > in
> > > > > town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her exhibit.
> > > > > There'll be tons of music as well, and I'll be covering some of it for
> > > > > the two magazines I work for. It's gonna be a blast.
>
> > > > > Maybe you can ask Scott to keep you company. You two try not to waste
> > > > > your whole weekend arguing with strangers on the Internet, 'kay? LoL!
>
> > > > Sorry to have to tell you this but the stench of your reeking hypocrisy
> > > > has
> > > > permeated down to your very core and there's just no washing it away no
> > > > matter
> > > > how many times in the day you 'jump in the shower'. ("Jumping in the
> > > > shower"?
> > > > What a corny phrase.)
>
> > > > At last, the real reason for your relentless trolling as of late is
> > > > revealed:
> > > > the need for fresh ideas and words and snappy phrasings to jazz up that
> > > > tired,
> > > > old, pedestrian prose you regularly churn out. (And I'm sure Arny and Bobo
> > > > are
> > > > just dying to find out the "two magazines" you'll be hawking your
> > > > less-than-illustrious copy.)
>
> > > > So I won't begrudge your bananas on this one, monkeyboy, cause even a
> > > > working
> > > > stiff chimp like you has gotta eat. Bon appétit, BaBoonie. ;-)
>
> > > In other words, you sat by your computer all weekend and did nothing
> > > interesting. Got it.
>
> > > --------------
>
> > > Marcy Phillips pretended to have a fabulous time at the Art Exhibit while
> > > trying
> > > to show off her lovely skin to anyone who would take a look. Scant few did.
>
> > > Marcy then rushed home, threw herself down on her bed and had a good, long
> > > sob
> > > ... before turning to rao to hiss and spit her usual venom.
>
> > > Poor pathetic Marcy.
>
> > I don't know who this Marcy is, but she sounds like another fantasy
> > character in your fantasy world.
>
> > -----
>
> > Look in the mirror, Marcy. That is, if you haven't broken them all.
>
> Is that an IKYABWAI? Automatic lose. CHA-CHINGH!
>
> ------
>
> Marcy's dwindling sanity rapidly unravels on rao.

Throwing your insipid phrases back in your face is "dwindling sanity"?
Right, Rain Man...you're definitely, definitely sane. And an excellent
driver.

Jenn[_2_]

April 21st 10, 03:49 PM

In article
>,
Boon > wrote:

> On Apr 21, 12:09*am, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> > "I, on the other hand, have lovely skin," gushed Marcy Phillips:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > > > > Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
> >
> > > > > > I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art
> > > > > > show
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her
> > > > > > exhibit.
> > > > > > There'll be tons of music as well, and I'll be covering some of it
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > the two magazines I work for. It's gonna be a blast.
> >
> > > > > > Maybe you can ask Scott to keep you company. You two try not to
> > > > > > waste
> > > > > > your whole weekend arguing with strangers on the Internet, 'kay?
> > > > > > LoL!
> >
> > > > > Sorry to have to tell you this but the stench of your reeking
> > > > > hypocrisy
> > > > > has
> > > > > permeated down to your very core and there's just no washing it away
> > > > > no
> > > > > matter
> > > > > how many times in the day you 'jump in the shower'. ("Jumping in the
> > > > > shower"?
> > > > > What a corny phrase.)
> >
> > > > > At last, the real reason for your relentless trolling as of late is
> > > > > revealed:
> > > > > the need for fresh ideas and words and snappy phrasings to jazz up
> > > > > that
> > > > > tired,
> > > > > old, pedestrian prose you regularly churn out. (And I'm sure Arny and
> > > > > Bobo
> > > > > are
> > > > > just dying to find out the "two magazines" you'll be hawking your
> > > > > less-than-illustrious copy.)
> >
> > > > > So I won't begrudge your bananas on this one, monkeyboy, cause even a
> > > > > working
> > > > > stiff chimp like you has gotta eat. Bon appétit, BaBoonie. ;-)
> >
> > > > In other words, you sat by your computer all weekend and did nothing
> > > > interesting. Got it.
> >
> > > > --------------
> >
> > > > Marcy Phillips pretended to have a fabulous time at the Art Exhibit
> > > > while
> > > > trying
> > > > to show off her lovely skin to anyone who would take a look. Scant few
> > > > did.
> >
> > > > Marcy then rushed home, threw herself down on her bed and had a good,
> > > > long
> > > > sob
> > > > ... before turning to rao to hiss and spit her usual venom.
> >
> > > > Poor pathetic Marcy.
> >
> > > I don't know who this Marcy is, but she sounds like another fantasy
> > > character in your fantasy world.
> >
> > > -----
> >
> > > Look in the mirror, Marcy. That is, if you haven't broken them all.
> >
> > Is that an IKYABWAI? Automatic lose. CHA-CHINGH!
> >
> > ------
> >
> > Marcy's dwindling sanity rapidly unravels on rao.
>
> Throwing your insipid phrases back in your face is "dwindling sanity"?
> Right, Rain Man...you're definitely, definitely sane. And an excellent
> driver.

Half hour til Wapner.

Boon[_2_]

April 21st 10, 03:53 PM

On Apr 21, 9:49*am, Jenn > wrote:
> In article
> >,
>
>
>
>
>
> *Boon > wrote:
> > On Apr 21, 12:09*am, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> > > "I, on the other hand, have lovely skin," gushed Marcy Phillips:
>
> > > > > > > Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?
>
> > > > > > > I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art
> > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her
> > > > > > > exhibit.
> > > > > > > There'll be tons of music as well, and I'll be covering some of it
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > the two magazines I work for. It's gonna be a blast.
>
> > > > > > > Maybe you can ask Scott to keep you company. You two try not to
> > > > > > > waste
> > > > > > > your whole weekend arguing with strangers on the Internet, 'kay?
> > > > > > > LoL!
>
> > > > > > Sorry to have to tell you this but the stench of your reeking
> > > > > > hypocrisy
> > > > > > has
> > > > > > permeated down to your very core and there's just no washing it away
> > > > > > no
> > > > > > matter
> > > > > > how many times in the day you 'jump in the shower'. ("Jumping in the
> > > > > > shower"?
> > > > > > What a corny phrase.)
>
> > > > > > At last, the real reason for your relentless trolling as of late is
> > > > > > revealed:
> > > > > > the need for fresh ideas and words and snappy phrasings to jazz up
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > tired,
> > > > > > old, pedestrian prose you regularly churn out. (And I'm sure Arny and
> > > > > > Bobo
> > > > > > are
> > > > > > just dying to find out the "two magazines" you'll be hawking your
> > > > > > less-than-illustrious copy.)
>
> > > > > > So I won't begrudge your bananas on this one, monkeyboy, cause even a
> > > > > > working
> > > > > > stiff chimp like you has gotta eat. Bon appétit, BaBoonie. ;-)
>
> > > > > In other words, you sat by your computer all weekend and did nothing
> > > > > interesting. Got it.
>
> > > > > --------------
>
> > > > > Marcy Phillips pretended to have a fabulous time at the Art Exhibit
> > > > > while
> > > > > trying
> > > > > to show off her lovely skin to anyone who would take a look. Scant few
> > > > > did.
>
> > > > > Marcy then rushed home, threw herself down on her bed and had a good,
> > > > > long
> > > > > sob
> > > > > ... before turning to rao to hiss and spit her usual venom.
>
> > > > > Poor pathetic Marcy.
>
> > > > I don't know who this Marcy is, but she sounds like another fantasy
> > > > character in your fantasy world.
>
> > > > -----
>
> > > > Look in the mirror, Marcy. That is, if you haven't broken them all.
>
> > > Is that an IKYABWAI? Automatic lose. CHA-CHINGH!
>
> > > ------
>
> > > Marcy's dwindling sanity rapidly unravels on rao.
>
> > Throwing your insipid phrases back in your face is "dwindling sanity"?
> > Right, Rain Man...you're definitely, definitely sane. And an excellent
> > driver.
>
> Half hour til Wapner.

Qantas. Qantas never crashed.