Conn Bench Telecaster

[Bret L]

The guy who took the Conn only wanted it for parts. He wanted the AGO
keyboards for a PAiA style (John Simonton piece of **** halfass synth)
project and put the guts on eBay. Apparently the tone gen section is
pretty well toast, and the ACV of these organs is nothing. So I got
the bench for it in the haul, the legs unscrewed. It's a big heavy
slab of what looks like poplar or alder. I'm going to have it
surfaced. cut in half and glued up to make a Telecaster style guitar
or two. Generations of old ladies farting and queefing all over it
playing at Mass will make it one holy guitar, I figure.

[Coconuts]

"Bret L" > wrote in message
...
> The guy who took the Conn only wanted it for parts. He
> wanted the AGO
> keyboards for a PAiA style (John Simonton piece of ****
> halfass synth)
> project and put the guts on eBay. Apparently the tone gen
> section is
> pretty well toast, and the ACV of these organs is nothing.
> So I got
> the bench for it in the haul, the legs unscrewed. It's a
> big heavy
> slab of what looks like poplar or alder. I'm going to have
> it
> surfaced. cut in half and glued up to make a Telecaster
> style guitar
> or two. Generations of old ladies farting and queefing all
> over it
> playing at Mass will make it one holy guitar, I figure.

"queefing"???

Do you play? Do you have any recordings we can hear?

I imagine a number of you play one musical instrument or
another. I read where Jenn has been playing trombone since
the early 70s. Who else?

[Boon[_2_]]

On Jan 20, 5:04*pm, "Coconuts" > wrote:
> "Bret L" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
>
>
> > The guy who took the Conn only wanted it for parts. He
> > wanted the AGO
> > keyboards for a PAiA style (John Simonton piece of ****
> > halfass synth)
> > project and put the guts on eBay. Apparently the tone gen
> > section is
> > pretty well toast, and the ACV of these organs is nothing.
> > So I got
> > the bench for it in the haul, the legs unscrewed. It's a
> > big heavy
> > slab of what looks like poplar or alder. I'm going to have
> > it
> > surfaced. cut in half and glued up to make a Telecaster
> > style guitar
> > or two. Generations of old ladies farting and queefing all
> > over it
> > playing at Mass will make it one holy guitar, I figure.
>
> "queefing"???

Autism.

[Bret L]

On Jan 20, 7:11 pm, Boon > wrote:
> On Jan 20, 5:04 pm, "Coconuts" > wrote:
>
>
>
> > "Bret L" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > > The guy who took the Conn only wanted it for parts. He
> > > wanted the AGO
> > > keyboards for a PAiA style (John Simonton piece of ****
> > > halfass synth)
> > > project and put the guts on eBay. Apparently the tone gen
> > > section is
> > > pretty well toast, and the ACV of these organs is nothing.
> > > So I got
> > > the bench for it in the haul, the legs unscrewed. It's a
> > > big heavy
> > > slab of what looks like poplar or alder. I'm going to have
> > > it
> > > surfaced. cut in half and glued up to make a Telecaster
> > > style guitar
> > > or two. Generations of old ladies farting and queefing all
> > > over it
> > > playing at Mass will make it one holy guitar, I figure.
>
> > "queefing"???
>
> Autism.

"Queef" is a colloquial term for 'pussyfart'.