Sharpen up your repartee!

[Andre Jute[_2_]]

A certain reprehensible sameness, not to mention boring
predictability, has crept into the personal abuse on this board. You
fellows need to sharpen up your repartee. Here is an example to you
all:

*****
[Major General Peter Cosgrove
General Cosgrove was interviewed on Australian radio recently as he
was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military
Headquarters.]

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young
boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one,
are you?

[The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the
interview was over.]

*******

Makes one proud of the Big Country!

[Lost in the Wasteland[_4_]]

Andre Jute wrote:
>
This is as ****ing old as Barbara Busch sr. ..


http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-female-interviewer.shtml

[Andre Jute[_2_]]

On Dec 11, 1:30*am, Lost in the Wasteland
> wrote:
> Andre Jute wrote:
>
> * *This is as ****ing old as *Barbara Busch sr. *..
>
> http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-female-interviewer.shtml

Y'see what I mean. Poor old Wanking-in-the-Wasteland can't even spell
the name of his nemesis right. What sorta repartee is it that gets the
name of an old lady wrong? -- AJ

[Chalo]

Lost in the Wasteland wrote:
>
> Andre Jute wrote:
> > [snipped]
>
> * *This is as ****ing old as *Barbara Busch sr. *..
>
> http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-female-interviewer.shtml

Global climate change denialism isn't the only urban myth 'Dre has
bought into.

Up next: Did you know the U.S. president wasn't born in the U.S.?!

[Andre Jute[_2_]]

On Dec 11, 1:50*am, Chalo >

> Up next: *Did you know the U.S. president wasn't born in the U.S.?!

Check the Constitution, Chalo. No one who wasn't born in the US can
run for President. That's why Arnie can't be President, more's the
pity. -- Andre Jute

[Too Long in The Wasteland]

Andre Jute wrote:
> That's why Arnie can't be President, more's the
> pity. --


Considering the way he has ran California into the ground his
chance of even being elected dog **** picker is nil.

[Master Betty[_2_]]

"Andre Jute" > wrote in message
...
On Dec 11, 1:50 am, Chalo >

> Up next: Did you know the U.S. president wasn't born in the U.S.?!

Check the Constitution, Chalo. No one who wasn't born in the US can
run for President. That's why Arnie can't be President, more's the
pity. -- Andre Jute

+++

Jesse Ventura!!

[Steve Johnson]

"Master Betty" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Andre Jute" > wrote in message
> ...
> On Dec 11, 1:50 am, Chalo >
>
>> Up next: Did you know the U.S. president wasn't born in the U.S.?!
>
> Check the Constitution, Chalo. No one who wasn't born in the US can
> run for President. That's why Arnie can't be President, more's the
> pity. -- Andre Jute
>
> +++
>
> Jesse Ventura!!

I can see the bumper stickers now...just like he had in MN...

"Our President can beat up YOUR President."

[RickH]

On Dec 10, 7:14*pm, Andre Jute > wrote:
> A certain reprehensible sameness, not to mention boring
> predictability, has crept into the personal abuse on this board. You
> fellows need to sharpen up your repartee. Here is an example to you
> all:
>
> *****
> [Major General *Peter Cosgrove
> General Cosgrove was interviewed on Australian radio recently as he
> was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military
> Headquarters.]
>
> *FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young
> boys when they visit your base?
>
> *GENERAL COSGROVE:
> We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> *Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
>
> GENERAL COSGROVE:
> I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
> teaching children?
>
> GENERAL COSGROVE:
> I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
> before they even touch a firearm.
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
>
> GENERAL COSGROVE:
> Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one,
> are you?
>
> [The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and *when it returned, the
> interview was over.]
>
> *******
>
> Makes one proud of the Big Country!


I like Australians, they remind me of when men in America used to have
balls.

[Mike Pritchard]

RickH wrote:

> On Dec 10, 7:14 pm, Andre Jute > wrote:
> > A certain reprehensible sameness, not to mention boring
> > predictability, has crept into the personal abuse on this board. You
> > fellows need to sharpen up your repartee. Here is an example to you
> > all:
> >
> > *****
> > [Major General Peter Cosgrove
> > General Cosgrove was interviewed on Australian radio recently as he
> > was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military
> > Headquarters.]
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> > So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young
> > boys when they visit your base?
> >
> > GENERAL COSGROVE:
> > We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> > Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
> >
> > GENERAL COSGROVE:
> > I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> > Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
> > teaching children?
> >
> > GENERAL COSGROVE:
> > I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
> > before they even touch a firearm.
> >
> > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> > But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
> >
> > GENERAL COSGROVE:
> > Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one,
> > are you?
> >
> > [The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the
> > interview was over.]
> >
> > *******
> >
> > Makes one proud of the Big Country!
>
> I like Australians, they remind me of when men in America used to have
> balls.

Ain't that the truth!!

If Obama would only grow a pair, we might get him to take on the misdeeds
of the Bush administration--and proscecute the crooks, accordingly.

Unfortunattely, I don't see that happening, any time soon. Bush and his
gang are going to get away with their crimes. We in the USA "talk the
talk" of being a law abiding nation, but our actions speak louder than the
"talk."

No balls, indeed.....

Mike

[Master Betty]

"RickH" > wrote in message
...
On Dec 10, 7:14 pm, Andre Jute > wrote:
> A certain reprehensible sameness, not to mention boring
> predictability, has crept into the personal abuse on this board. You
> fellows need to sharpen up your repartee. Here is an example to you
> all:
>
> *****
> [Major General Peter Cosgrove
> General Cosgrove was interviewed on Australian radio recently as he
> was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military
> Headquarters.]
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young
> boys when they visit your base?
>
> GENERAL COSGROVE:
> We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
>
> GENERAL COSGROVE:
> I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
> teaching children?
>
> GENERAL COSGROVE:
> I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
> before they even touch a firearm.
>
> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
> But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
>
> GENERAL COSGROVE:
> Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one,
> are you?
>
> [The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the
> interview was over.]
>
> *******
>
> Makes one proud of the Big Country!


I like Australians, they remind me of when men in America used to have
balls.

+++++++++++++

Sounds like Cosgrove is an old grumpy prick. LOL hilarious.

Jim

[Too Long in the Wasteland[_2_]]

Master Betty wrote:
>
> Sounds like Cosgrove is an old grumpy prick. LOL hilarious.
>

The entire conversation/interview is made up.

[Bruce Morgen]

Andre Jute > wrote:

>On Dec 11, 1:30*am, Lost in the Wasteland
> wrote:
>> Andre Jute wrote:
>>
>> * *This is as ****ing old as *Barbara Busch sr. *..
>>
>> http://www.hoax-slayer.com/cosgrove-female-interviewer.shtml
>
>Y'see what I mean. Poor old Wanking-in-the-Wasteland can't even spell
>the name of his nemesis right. What sorta repartee is it that gets the
>name of an old lady wrong? -- AJ

You're right, he misspelled
"Barbara Bitch."