Important Note for Witlessmongrel

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

It's because of tools like you that the U.S. needs a legally mandated minimum
wage.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 2, 1:55*pm, ScottW2 > wrote:
> On Aug 2, 10:53*am, George M. Middius >
> wrote:
>
> > It's because of tools like you that the U.S. needs a legally mandated minimum
> > wage.
>
> *It's because of lazy slugs like you, our gov't is going broke.

I'll bet he has a cell phone too, the *******! LoL.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

> > > It's because of tools like you that the U.S. needs a legally mandated minimum
> > > wage.

> > *It's because of lazy slugs like you, our gov't is going broke.

> I'll bet he has a cell phone too, the *******! LoL.

Next time I upgrade, I'll make certain the new one is blessedly free of all
Qualcomm chips.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Witless tries to be helpful.

> > Next time I upgrade, I'll make certain the new one is blessedly free of all
> > Qualcomm chips.
>
> Don't worry George, the prepaid market isn't one we bother with.

Thanks for the tip. How do you upgrade a prepaid? By definition, they come
without contracts.

Of course, if you were just demonstrating that you can even be stupid about
the business you've worked in for 20 years, never mind.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Witless is lost in his kibble bowl again.

> > Witless tries to be helpful.
> >
> >> > Next time I upgrade, I'll make certain the new one is blessedly free of all
> >> > Qualcomm chips.
> >>
> >> Don't worry George, the prepaid market isn't one we bother with.
> >
> > Thanks for the tip. How do you upgrade a prepaid? By definition, they come
> > without contracts.
>
> You buy a new one [sic]bozo.

Apparently, you actually believe that buying a new prepaid phone actually
constitutes an upgrade.

> Of course buying anything will be an upgrade for you.

You forgot to clarify your intention, Scoots.

> Of course, if you were just demonstrating that you can even be stupid about
> the business you've worked in for 20 years, never mind.

What cellular provider does Qualcomm put its employees on? That's a meaningful
question, but don't answer if you feel an attack of rage coming on.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

It's "duh!" time at the Witlessmongrel ranch.

> > Apparently, you actually believe that buying a new prepaid phone actually
> > constitutes an upgrade.
>
> That would depend on what you bought and what you had.

Not in the real world. I've never been to Witlessworld, so for all I know
you're description are rite.

> Have you ever upgraded your audio system?
> Does it have a contract? LoL

Self-mockery noted.

--
"What you see is my misplaced expectations of a higher level of discourse."
-- Scottie Witlessmongrel, RAO, May 22 2009

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 2, 4:42*pm, George M. Middius > wrote:
> It's "duh!" time at the Witlessmongrel ranch.

When isn't it?

> > > Apparently, you actually believe that buying a new prepaid phone actually
> > > constitutes an upgrade.
>
> > That would depend on what you bought and what you had.
>
> Not in the real world. I've never been to Witlessworld, so for all I know
> you're description are rite.

We get frequent insights into it here though.

> > Have you ever upgraded your audio system?
> > Does it have a contract? LoL
>
> Self-mockery noted.

We frequently see this too.

> --
> "What you see is my misplaced expectations of a higher level of discourse.."
> * * * * * * * * -- Scottie Witlessmongrel, RAO, May 22 2009

It occurs to me that a team of professional satirists could not match
2pid's output.

Perhaps the joke is on us. LoL.