A note about the history of Witlessness

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

In 1990, Witlessmongrel hadn't yet found an effective medication, so he
wasn't allowed to own anything that had to be plugged in. Hence, no
stereo, no toaster, no knife sharpener, and no battery charger.

Things are better for Scottie now, fortunately. He's able to walk by
appliances and resist the urge to chew through the cords.

--

"Less Thinking and More Yapping -- Vote Republican!"
-- Scottie Witlessmongrel's vision
for a better Amerika

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On May 11, 5:44*pm, George M. Middius >
wrote:
> In 1990, Witlessmongrel hadn't yet found an effective medication, so he
> wasn't allowed to own anything that had to be plugged in. Hence, no
> stereo, no toaster, no knife sharpener, and no battery charger.
>
> Things are better for Scottie now, fortunately. He's able to walk by
> appliances and resist the urge to *chew through the cords.

Do obedience schools offer degrees?

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

> > In 1990, Witlessmongrel hadn't yet found an effective medication, so he
> > wasn't allowed to own anything that had to be plugged in. Hence, no
> > stereo, no toaster, no knife sharpener, and no battery charger.
> >
> > Things are better for Scottie now, fortunately. He's able to walk by
> > appliances and resist the urge to *chew through the cords.
>
> Do obedience schools offer degrees?

Degrees of punishment, I suppose.