2pid, I have an idea for a new product

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

I'd like you to try it out!

I was making tea and the teabags kept floating on top of the water. My
idea is to put some lead shot into the teabag so they sink.

I'll send you as many as you'd like as long as you promise to use them.

[GeoSynch]

"Shhhhtup me! I'm Lisping for Smegma! LoL!" shrieked:

> I was making tea and the teabags kept floating on top of the water.

Jilly's incessant yawining is to keep her mouth and throat in shape for the
'teabagging' soirees she attends, where she's the delightful life of the party
and goes by the moniker "Missy Congeniality."

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 25, 8:35*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> "Shhhhtup me! I'm Lisping for Smegma! LoL!" shrieked:
>
> > I was making tea and the teabags kept floating on top of the water.
>
> Jilly's incessant yawining is to keep her mouth and throat in shape for the
> 'teabagging' soirees she attends, where she's the delightful life of the party
> and goes by the moniker "Missy Congeniality."

Hm. CISG strikes again. Complete with his homosexual fantasies.

Wasn't he just telling me how I "stalk" people? LOL!

[GeoSynch]

"Shhhhtup me! I'm Lisping for Smegma! LoL!" shrieked:

>> > I was making tea and the teabags kept floating on top of the water.

> > Jilly's incessant yawining is to keep her mouth and throat in shape for the
> > 'teabagging' soirees she attends, where she's the delightful life of the
> > party and goes by the moniker "Missy Congeniality."

> Wasn't he just telling me how I "stalk" people? LOL!

A full nine minutes to respond. LOL!

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On Apr 25, 6:49�pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> "Shhhhtup me! I'm Lisping for Smegma! LoL!" shrieked:
>
> >> > I was making tea and the teabags kept floating on top of the water.
> > > Jilly's incessant yawining is to keep her mouth and throat in shape for the
> > > 'teabagging' soirees she attends, where she's the delightful life of the
> > > party and goes by the moniker "Missy Congeniality."
> > Wasn't he just telling me how I "stalk" people? LOL!
>
> A full nine minutes to respond. LOL!

That's all you got? You know, maybe you should let a comment or two
slip by if you haven't anything clever to say. That way you don't look
so much like an insecure wannabe who's afraid to look stupid.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 25, 8:49*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> "Shhhhtup me! I'm Lisping for Smegma! LoL!" shrieked:
>
> >> > I was making tea and the teabags kept floating on top of the water.
> > > Jilly's incessant yawining is to keep her mouth and throat in shape for the
> > > 'teabagging' soirees she attends, where she's the delightful life of the
> > > party and goes by the moniker "Missy Congeniality."
> > Wasn't he just telling me how I "stalk" people? LOL!
>
> A full nine minutes to respond. LOL!

Yes, Sugar. You aren't stalking me with your homosexual fantasies.

You 'win'.

<yawn>

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On 25 Apr, 21:49, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> "Shhhhtup me! I'm Lisping for Smegma! LoL!" shrieked:
>
> >> > I was making tea and the teabags kept floating on top of the water.
> > > Jilly's incessant yawining is to keep her mouth and throat in shape for the
> > > 'teabagging' soirees she attends, where she's the delightful life of the
> > > party and goes by the moniker "Missy Congeniality."
> > Wasn't he just telling me how I "stalk" people? LOL!
>
> A full nine minutes to respond. LOL!

and your five minute lag topped that!!!

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 26, 8:08*am, wrote:

> > > Wasn't he just telling me how I "stalk" people? LOL!
>
> > A full nine minutes to respond. LOL!
>
> and your five minute lag topped that!!!

Sugar is very much like your buddy 2pid: the things he says only apply
to others.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

> Sugar is very much like your buddy 2pid: the things he says only apply
> to others.

I wonder if Scottie sounds like Scooby-Doo when he 'talks'.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 26, 1:14*pm, George M. Middius >
wrote:
> Shhhh! said:
>
> > Sugar is very much like your buddy 2pid: the things he says only apply
> > to others.
>
> I wonder if Scottie sounds like Scooby-Doo when he 'talks'.

LOL!

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On 26 Apr, 14:07, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Apr 26, 8:08*am, wrote:
>
> > > > Wasn't he just telling me how I "stalk" people? LOL!
>
> > > A full nine minutes to respond. LOL!
>
> > and your five minute lag topped that!!!
>
> Sugar is very much like your buddy 2pid: the things he says only apply
> to others.

that happens to be an old Arny trick.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 26, 4:40*pm, wrote:
> On 26 Apr, 14:07, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > wrote:
> > On Apr 26, 8:08*am, wrote:
>
> > > > > Wasn't he just telling me how I "stalk" people? LOL!
>
> > > > A full nine minutes to respond. LOL!
>
> > > and your five minute lag topped that!!!
>
> > Sugar is very much like your buddy 2pid: the things he says only apply
> > to others.
>
> that happens to be an old Arny trick.

So you hang out with 2pid because he debates like GOIA does, and he is
a hypocrite?

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On 26 Apr, 20:12, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:
> On Apr 26, 4:40*pm, wrote:
>
> > On 26 Apr, 14:07, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > wrote:
> > > On Apr 26, 8:08*am, wrote:
>
> > > > > > Wasn't he just telling me how I "stalk" people? LOL!
>
> > > > > A full nine minutes to respond. LOL!
>
> > > > and your five minute lag topped that!!!
>
> > > Sugar is very much like your buddy 2pid: the things he says only apply
> > > to others.
>
> > that happens to be an old Arny trick.
>
> So you hang out with 2pid because he debates like GOIA does, and he is
> a hypocrite?

no, Stynchie did that

[GeoSynch]

The feeble old geezer coughed up another inanity:

> > So you hang out with 2pid because he debates like GOIA does, and he is a
> > hypocrite?

> no, Stynchie did that

Senile dementia setting in like a sackmanure.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 26, 9:00*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> The feeble old geezer coughed up another inanity:
>
> > > So you hang out with 2pid because he debates like GOIA does, and he is a
> > > hypocrite?
> > no, Stynchie did that
>
> Senile dementia setting in like a sackmanure.

Quit hitting on him, Sugar, or I'll get jealous.

You told me last night that I was the only one for you.

[GeoSynch]

Jilly coquettishly batted her eyes:

> Quit hitting on him, Sugar, or I'll get jealous.

> You told me last night that I was the only one for you.

Have you made that appointment at Johns Hopkins University for your sex-change
operation yet, Jilly baby?

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 26, 9:33*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> Jilly coquettishly batted her eyes:
>
> > Quit hitting on him, Sugar, or I'll get jealous.
> > You told me last night that I was the only one for you.
>
> Have you made that appointment at Johns Hopkins University for your sex-change
> operation yet, Jilly baby?

Why would I do that?

You told me you loved me just the way I was, Sugar, and you showed
that to be true!

13 minutes to respond. You *do* love me!

And thanks for the flowers, Sugar. It was an unecessary (but welcome
and gallant) gesture. :-)

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 26, 9:46*pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:

> And thanks for the flowers, Sugar. It was an unecessary (but welcome
> and gallant) gesture. :-)

I took one of the daisies out of the bouquet you sent me, Sugar.

"Sugar loves, me, Sugar loves me not, Sugar loves me..."

Guess what? You do love me (as if we didn't both already know that)!

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On 26 Apr, 22:00, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> The feeble old geezer coughed up another inanity:
>
> > > So you hang out with 2pid because he debates like GOIA does, and he is a
> > > hypocrite?
> > no, Stynchie did that
>
> Senile dementia setting in like a sackmanure.

you're slowing down, it took you a whole 19 minutes this time.

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On 26 Apr, 22:33, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> Jilly coquettishly batted her eyes:
>
> > Quit hitting on him, Sugar, or I'll get jealous.
> > You told me last night that I was the only one for you.
>
> Have you made that appointment at Johns Hopkins University for your sex-change
> operation yet, Jilly baby?

i see yo are back upto speed, only a 3 minute lag to post this response

[GeoSynch]

Jilly gushed:

> > And thanks for the flowers, Sugar. It was an unecessary (but welcome and
> > gallant) gesture. :-)

> I took one of the daisies out of the bouquet you sent me, Sugar.

> "Sugar loves, me, Sugar loves me not, Sugar loves me..."

> Guess what? You do love me (as if we didn't both already know that)!

What're you tryin' to do ... make all them other Jillys back at Brigade S3/53
turn green with envy?

Changing tack with a charm offensive in lieu of the usually vitriolic one?

Perhaps grown comfortable with the role you wer always meant to play?

[GeoSynch]

The old coot figured:

>> Senile dementia setting in like a sackmanure.

> you're slowing down, it took you a whole 19 minutes this time.

Still putting that ancient HP scientific calculator to good use, without which
you'd be totally lost.

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On 27 Apr, 07:15, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> The old coot figured:
>
> >> Senile dementia setting in like a sackmanure.
> > you're slowing down, it took you a whole 19 minutes this time.
>
> Still putting that ancient HP scientific calculator to good use, without which
> you'd be totally lost.

5 minutes to respond, not too shabby.
now try getting a life in the real world

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 27, 6:14*am, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> Jilly gushed:
>
> > > And thanks for the flowers, Sugar. It was an unecessary (but welcome and
> > > gallant) gesture. :-)
> > I took one of the daisies out of the bouquet you sent me, Sugar.
> > "Sugar loves, me, Sugar loves me not, Sugar loves me..."
> > Guess what? You do love me (as if we didn't both already know that)!
>
> What're you tryin' to do ... make all them other Jillys back at Brigade S3/53
> turn green with envy?
>
> Changing tack with a charm offensive in lieu of the usually vitriolic one?
>
> Perhaps grown comfortable with the role you wer always meant to play?

Sugar, once you're out of the closet you can't go back in.

If I was just a one-night stand just say so. You can pretend that
you're straight all you want, but actions speak louder than words.

I'll bet that you're a republican. For some reason gay republicans
seem to have a hard time adjusting. ;-)

[GeoSynch]

"Shhhhtup!" descends in despair:

> > Changing tack with a charm offensive in lieu of the usually vitriolic one?

> > Perhaps grown comfortable with the role you wer always meant to play?

> Sugar, once you're out of the closet you can't go back in.

> If I was just a one-night stand just say so. You can pretend that you're
> straight all you want, but actions speak louder than words.

> I'll bet that you're a republican. For some reason gay republicans seem to
> have a hard time adjusting. ;-)

Jilly degraded and publicly humiliated herself all in an attempt to try and
prove a futile point and now finds herself reeling in a panic realization her
Prozac pills have nearly run out and her prescription for more of same cut off.
And the thought of more latrine duty back at Brigade S3/53 only further
compounds her misery.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 27, 4:09*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:

> And the thought of more latrine duty back at Brigade S3/53 only further
> compounds her misery.

You *still* ddon't get it. LOL!

What a bonehead.

Sugar, I have to break it off with you. Don't despair. You'll find
another man soon.

[GeoSynch]

"Shhhhtup!" schlepped
:
> > And the thought of more latrine duty back at Brigade S3/53 only further
> > compounds her misery.

> You *still* ddon't get it. LOL!

Your transparent ploy ddidn't fool anyone, but it was amusing watching you
degrade and humiliate yourself in such a manner so I let you continue ddoing so.
What a dditz. :-)

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 27, 4:35*pm, "GeoSynch" > wrote:
> "Shhhhtup!" schlepped
> :
>
> > > And the thought of more latrine duty back at Brigade S3/53 only further
> > > compounds her misery.
> > You *still* ddon't get it. LOL!
>
> Your transparent ploy ddidn't fool anyone, but it was amusing watching you
> degrade and humiliate yourself in such a manner so I let you continue ddoing so.
> What a dditz. :-)

Tthatt's tthe bestt you've gott, Sugar?

As I saidd, we're ddone. Yyou're a ccrashing bbore.

Andd whatt ttransparentt pploy, Sugar? Tthe recordd cclearly sshows
your fantasies aaboutt llicking "smegma". LLOOLL!!

[GeoSynch]

Jilly, despite singed eyebrows and flayed rump, just can't seem to help herself:

>> > You *still* ddon't get it. LOL!

> > Your transparent ploy ddidn't fool anyone, but it was amusing watching you
> > degrade and humiliate yourself in such a manner so I let you continue doing
> > so.
> > What a dditz. :-)

> Tthatt's tthe bestt you've gott, Sugar?

Borrowing a phrase from Boonie's book?

> As I saidd, we're ddone. Yyou're a ccrashing bbore.

And you're a moth or masochist ... or both.

> Andd whatt ttransparentt pploy, Sugar? Tthe recordd cclearly sshows your
> fantasies aaboutt llicking "smegma". LLOOLL!!

Renewed your subscription to Smegmazine yet?

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 29, 1:51*am, "GeoSynch" > wrote:

<yawn>