yappity-yappity-woof!

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Scooter, I think your mindless barking about politics is masking a
question you need to ask. For some reason, you're unable to bark your
question using the keyboard. Are you perhaps suffering from Canine
Interrogatory Inhibition Syndrome? If so, be advised that leading doggie
shrinks say the syndrome cannot be overcome by continuing to make a lot of
barking noise. The recommended therapy is a few minutes of introspection
twice a day. The best time is right after feeding, since pooches get
drowsy anyway and temporarily stop yapping. Do you need some help in
learning how to do introspection? Here are some guidelines that are simple
enough for any doggie to follow.

1. Start with a simple question: "At whom am I directing my barking?"
I expect you won't be able to answer this question easily, since you
rarely bark in the direction of a specific human. You might try focusing
on whether you're aiming at one of the groups you hate, like "the
Mexicans" or "the Gays".

2. Next, go on to a basic "why" question: "Why should they listen to my
yapping?"
The answer to this one may surprise you. (That is, assuming you were
joking when, in the past, you claimed to be 'smart'.)

3. The third question in the basic series is pragmatic: "What do I hope to
accomplish?"
Don't make the mistake of answering this question in reference to those at
whom you direct your barking. This is, after all, an exercise in
introspection. The correct route to enlightenment is to identify which of
*your own* feelings of inadequacy you are hoping to remediate. Is it your
insecurity about the whiteness of your neighborhood? Your feeling of
inferiority about your inability to communicate effectively? Your feeling
of rejection by your own people because you had to send away for a
mail-order Mexican woman to bear your children?


Do let us know how this first introspection exercise works out for you.
I'm sure any of the RAO Normals will offer you the support you need in
this trying ordeal.



--

"It is you who are completely unaware of what I perceive until
I choose to tell you. I rarely do."
-- Scottie Witlessmongrel, RAO, Feb. 3 2009

[calvin coolidge]

On Apr 8, 2:29�pm, George M. Middius > wrote:
> Scooter, I think your mindless barking about politics is masking a
> question you need to ask. For some reason, you're unable to bark your
> question using the keyboard. Are you perhaps suffering from Canine
> Interrogatory Inhibition Syndrome? If so, be advised that leading doggie
> shrinks say the syndrome cannot be overcome by continuing to make a lot of
> barking noise. The recommended therapy is a few minutes of introspection
> twice a day. The best time is right after feeding, since pooches get
> drowsy anyway and temporarily stop yapping. Do you need some help in
> learning how to do introspection? Here are some guidelines that are simple
> enough for any doggie to follow.
>
> 1. Start with a simple question: "At whom am I directing my barking?"
> I expect you won't be able to answer this question easily, since you
> rarely bark in the direction of a specific human. You might try focusing
> on whether you're aiming at one of the groups you hate, like "the
> Mexicans" or "the Gays".
>
> 2. Next, go on to a basic "why" question: "Why should they listen to my
> yapping?"
> The answer to this one may surprise you. (That is, assuming you were
> joking when, in the past, you claimed to be 'smart'.)
>
> 3. The third question in the basic series is pragmatic: "What do I hope to
> accomplish?"
> Don't make the mistake of answering this question in reference to those at
> whom you direct your barking. This is, after all, an exercise in
> introspection. The correct route to enlightenment is to identify which of
> *your own* feelings of inadequacy you are hoping to remediate. Is it your
> insecurity about the whiteness of your neighborhood? Your feeling of
> inferiority about your inability to communicate effectively? Your feeling
> of rejection by your own people because you had to send away for a
> mail-order Mexican woman to bear your children?
>
> Do let us know how this first introspection exercise works out for you.
> I'm sure any of the RAO Normals will offer you the support you need in
> this trying ordeal.

If only he had the self-awareness to actually do this.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

calvin coolidge said:

> > Do let us know how this first introspection exercise works out for you.
> > I'm sure any of the RAO Normals will offer you the support you need in
> > this trying ordeal.
>
> If only he had the self-awareness to actually do this.

Paradoxically, if he were able to follow the procedure, he wouldn't need
any guidance.

Scooter, allow me to paraphrase your response: <grrrrr......>


--

"It is you who are completely unaware of what I perceive until
I choose to tell you. I rarely do."
-- Scottie Witlessmongrel, RAO, Feb. 3 2009

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 8, 6:57*pm, George M. Middius > wrote:
> calvin coolidge said:
>
> > > Do let us know how this first introspection exercise works out for you.
> > > I'm sure any of the RAO Normals will offer you the support you need in
> > > this trying ordeal.
>
> > If only he had the self-awareness to actually do this.
>
> Paradoxically, if he were able to follow the procedure, he wouldn't need
> any guidance.

Do you know what an "endless loop" is? It's something where the
beginning meets the end and you can't determine which is which.

Do you know what an "endless loop" is? It's something where the
beginning meets the end and you can't determine which is which.

Do you know what an "endless loop" is? It's something where the
beginning meets the end and you can't determine which is which.

Do you know what an "endless loop" is? It's something where the
beginning meets the end and you can't determine which is which.

[calvin coolidge]

On Apr 8, 6:08�pm, wrote:
> On Apr 8, 5:09 pm, calvin coolidge > wrote:
>
>
>
> > If only he had the self-awareness to actually do this..
>
> �If only you had the cognitive faculties to quit selling your ass for
> a mass of �worthless �power cords and magic blocks and other
> fraudulent horse****.

What are you talking about? I have no magic blocks and I've never
paid for an upgraded power cord in my life.

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

calvin coolidge said:

> > ?If only you had the cognitive faculties to quit selling your ass for
> > a mass of ?worthless ?power cords and magic blocks and other
> > fraudulent horse****.
>
> What are you talking about? I have no magic blocks and I've never
> paid for an upgraded power cord in my life.

This is the same kind of paranoid ranting we used to get from the
Krooborg. Remember how Turdy used to twist any compliment of JA into an
endorsement of everything Mr. **** couldn't afford?

> Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Indeed.

--

"Arny is a man's man. If I were a woman, I would love to have his baby."

Bret "Bratzi" Ludwig, RAO, April 2, 2009

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Apr 8, 10:50*pm, wrote:
> On Apr 8, 7:24*pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> > On Apr 8, 6:57*pm, George M. Middius > wrote:
>
> > > calvin coolidge said:
>
> > > > > Do let us know how this first introspection exercise works out for you.
> > > > > I'm sure any of the RAO Normals will offer you the support you need in
> > > > > this trying ordeal.
>
> > > > If only he had the self-awareness to actually do this.
>
> > > Paradoxically, if he were able to follow the procedure, he wouldn't need
> > > any guidance.
>
> > Do you know what an "endless loop" is? It's something where the
> > beginning meets the end and you can't determine which is which.
>
> > Do you know what an "endless loop" is? It's something where the
> > beginning meets the end and you can't determine which is which.
>
> > Do you know what an "endless loop" is? It's something where the
> > beginning meets the end and you can't determine which is which.
>
> > Do you know what an "endless loop" is? It's something where the
> > beginning meets the end and you can't determine which is which.
>
> The Indiana Legislature once defined pi as 3, and the late ultralight
> aviator and steel guitarist Jeff Newman defined one cent of a semitone
> as 4 Hertz. In a similar tradition you define an infinite loop as four
> paragraphs.

LOL!

Go buy a sense of humor. Here, a little computer talk for you:

"Also known as an infinite loop or a continuous loop, an endless loop
is a continuous repetition of a program segment."

Now substitute " a program segment" with "posts". Can you guess which
two RAO posters meet this definition? (HINT: 2pid is one of them.)
LOL!