Note for duh-Scottie

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Everybody (or nearly everybody, anyway) is disappointed that your
vocabulary problem is getting worse instead of better. In fact, your
entire language problem is getting worse. You're now calling attention
to your difficulties with punctuation. Misusing words used to be your
mainstay of yappingness. Your refusal to reveal your other symptoms
raises alarm among those who care about you. Well, it would raise alarm
if anybody did care about you. So I guess that's a hypothetical. How
about Mrs. Witless? Has she stopped beating you with kitchen implements?

I also notice a new trend in your headlong plunge toward complete
incoherence: Lately, you've actually taken to boasting when you make a
fool of yourself. You did this in 'discussions' with Stephen, with
Shhhh!, and with me. You were wise not to engage John or Jenn in your
current state of mental discombobulation.

I think it's time for a 'vacation'. That's your euphemism for your
sojourns at the kennel, right? You need a break. Mindless yapping is
fine for a hobby, but even a moron shouldn't get consumed by it. Get in
touch with your inner pooch, Scooter. Coddle yourself. Treat yourself to
a deluxe dip and shampoo.


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"Less Thinking and More Yapping -- Vote Republican!"
-- Scottie Witlessmongrel's vision
for a better Amerika