Scottie's Anthem, or The Yap-Dog Song

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Scottie was caught on video during his feeding ritual. Sing along if you
want to the tune of "I'm a Little Tea-Pot":

I'm a little yap-dog
Dumb and loud
Don't got no leash
Don't got no sense
When I get all steamed up
I just bark
Flip my switch and plug your ears.

I'm a very special pooch
It's true
Here's an example of what I can do
I can puke up blog-talk in a fog
Flip my switch and plug your ears.

<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNEPCQ-Le8E>



--

" This one was highlighted by MM to draw attention while I think
it's not the most aggregious provision but it still has issues."

-- Scottie Witlessmongrel, self-described excellent writer, Feb. 22 2009