Imponderable for Clyde

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Which do you fear more: same-sex marriage or socialism?

[Sophistic]

Pudge the Gimp minced:

> Which do you fear more: same-sex marriage or socialism?

His greatest fear would be finding himself married to a homo like you.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jan 2, 1:10*am, "Soporific" > wrote:

YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNN.

Face it, sugar. You're a crashing bore. Here, let me anticipate your
response:

"G.I. Jill rolled over and saw that he was gay. He pulled an Oscar
Meyer weiner out of the refrigerator and slowly pushed it up his ass.
Then he cooked it and sugar ate it. "What's your secret to such fine-
tasting weiners," sugar asked. "Most of the weiners that enter my
mouth don't taste nearly this delicious." Sugar went on to say that
most of the weiners entering his mouth were sushi weiners."

You can thank me later. LOL!

[Sophistic]

G.I. Jill camps it up as a bored drama queen:

> YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNN.

That's a surefire way to loosen up those sperm-encrusted lips of yours, Jilly.

[Boon]

On Jan 2, 2:00�am, "Sophistic" > wrote:
> G.I. Jill camps it up as a bored drama queen:
>
> > YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNN.
>
> That's a surefire way to loosen up those sperm-encrusted lips of yours, Jilly.

These don't even make sense anymore. Why are you still wasting
bandwidth?

Boon

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Jan 2, 4:00*am, "Soporific" > wrote:

> That's a surefire way to loosen up those sperm-encrusted lips of yours, Jilly.

Thanks for the tip, sugar. Your sudden willingness to teach others and
share your experiences exposes a side of you that is surprising. I
would *not* have guessed that you were gay.

However, while I'm confidant that this technique works well for you, I
simply bathe daily. Hot water and soap will remove a sperm crust much
more efficiently and much more completely no matter how thick and
hardened it is.

As you probably know, homosexuality is only considered abnormal when
one doesn't want to be gay. Ask your therapist about this as it offers
some potential insight into why you hate yourself. And thank you for
choosing me to be the one you came out of the closet to. I am honored.

LOL!